Donovan Mitchell Thread #5 - Don't worry, nothing happens in this one

evevale · Post #241 » by **evevale** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:11 am

i'm **** dead :lol:

Jose7 · Post #242 » by **Jose7** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:12 am

Jazz fans mad AF Mitchell been in Utah all this time, mixing taking all they women :lol:

Monk1718 · Post #243 » by **Monk1718** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:13 am

evevale wrote:

i'm **** dead

I said Trevor keels and 2 1st as an obvious joke. Melo did start the whole keels thing though :lol:

Monk1718 · Post #244 » by **Monk1718** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:14 am

We should parachute rob over there. Their heads would probably explode.

Monk1718 · Post #245 » by **Monk1718** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:18 am

Jose7 wrote:Jazz fans mad AF Mitchell been in Utah all this time, mixing taking all they women

And he’s from westchester too. Imagine the damage that somebody from the boroughs could do out there.

SelbyCobra · Post #246 » by **SelbyCobra** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:19 am

They have no idea that we consciously breath misery and subside on despair as Knicks fans. Our every interaction with our favorite team is just like Sisyphus, except if you replaced the boulder and hill with a kamikaze pilot and a perpetual dive. Attempts to hurt us are funny because we know there's nothing left to injure. :lol:

Post #247 » by **Deeeez Knicks** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:21 am

That Jazz board is saltier then their lake

Post #248 » by **K_ick_God** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:23 am

Deeeez Knicks wrote:That Jazz board is saltier then their lake

Jazz fan and lake salt moving in opposite directions.

3toheadmelo · Post #249 » by **3toheadmelo** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:24 am

evevale wrote:

i'm **** dead

Watch on YouTube

KnixtapeH20 · Post #250 » by **KnixtapeH20** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:25 am

Deeeez Knicks wrote:That Jazz board is saltier then their lake

And they city combined

SelbyCobra · Post #251 » by **SelbyCobra** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:26 am

3toheadmelo wrote:
evevale wrote:

i'm **** dead

Watch on YouTube

Never seen a more appropriate use of that Druski. Holy isht. :lol:

NoDopeOnSundays · Post #252 » by **NoDopeOnSundays** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:27 am

KnIcKsYaNkSmEtS1127 wrote:I’m not really sure us as Knicks fans have anything to trash the Jazz about. We’ve been the laughing stock of the NBA since Dolan forced JVG out. The Jazz have been a successful franchise for 30 years now and would have had multiple rings if it wasn’t for the GOAT playing during prime Stockton and Malone. The fan bases have nothing to do with what Ainge or Leon agree to. All I know is in the last 30 years the Jazz have won a ton more and drafted way better.

Watch on YouTube

Spree2Houston · Post #253 » by **Spree2Houston** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:27 am

No wonder it’s called Salt Lake City

Jose7 · Post #254 » by **Jose7** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:28 am

The ainge perception is real but he’s likely gonna draft 80% busts with those picks.

And Honestly rose has never made a losing trade except assisting fourneir…

Beyond happy to enter this season as constructed with full attempts to move rose / Randle / fourneir

I y hink the Knicks public perception has 0 impact on leon. He clearly dgaf what media says he doesn’t even talk to them but these jazz fans think there’s pressure on him LMAO…. Kids these days listening to espn

When was the last time leon even spoke in Public
About the Knicks? He gives two
**** what media think about what the Knicks are and aren’t trying to do. I don’t see pressure at all. Dolan doesn’t even say **** in the media anymore and he ran his mouth in the KD Kyrie off-season.

Monk1718 · Post #255 » by **Monk1718** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:30 am

NoDopeOnSundays wrote:
KnIcKsYaNkSmEtS1127 wrote:I’m not really sure us as Knicks fans have anything to trash the Jazz about. We’ve been the laughing stock of the NBA since Dolan forced JVG out. The Jazz have been a successful franchise for 30 years now and would have had multiple rings if it wasn’t for the GOAT playing during prime Stockton and Malone. The fan bases have nothing to do with what Ainge or Leon agree to. All I know is in the last 30 years the Jazz have won a ton more and drafted way better.

Watch on YouTube

“Knicksyanksmets”. He’s the feds…A clever way to try to fit in but ended up putting those two teams together in the same username made it obvious.

Monk1718 · Post #256 » by **Monk1718** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:45 am

Imagine your city being called SLUT for short. What are your women trying to tell us Jazzfriends? I’m so sorry this is happening to you all but you asked for it. Your sisters can only take having their kneecaps covered for so long. Maybe we should all take a nice vacation from our $5000 a month apartments and find out what’s going on.

Jose7 · Post #257 » by **Jose7** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:47 am

Read on Twitter

?s=21&t=ZM6aa2grVuZWjgITx1IFDw

Leon’s not trading the next 5 years of picks for Mitchell guaranteed

BBALLER4FR · Post #258 » by **BBALLER4FR** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:49 am

thebuzzardman wrote:Jazz website rewards you with jello shipments if you post a lot.

And mayonnaise.

Jose7 · Post #259 » by **Jose7** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:55 am

Jazz fans emotional because leons not pulling an arod and T wolves deal

LOL

Salt lake clown show

99.99% of Knicks fans are happy going into this season without Mitchell since we cleansed all
The vets. Love what grimes can be as the stater and then keep developing obi and IQ.

The only thing missing from this off season is getting rid of Randle and Fournier. And keep building slowly.

stuporman · Post #260 » by **stuporman** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 5:00 am

What if the Knicks offered the Nets picks for Durant?

Would people get mad at Rose for shipping 3 picks and some young players out for him? Keeping RJ and Obi others gone

Then the Nets send Kyrie to the Heat for another 2 picks...they would get an instant draft assets recoup and some young players from both....maybe Kyrie destroys the Heat culture by ground hog's day...

After Rose trades picks for Durant he then trades Randle for Westbrook to reignite the beef...

This board would melt down, the servers would look like smoked potato chips by the time the fire dept put the fire out.

Not unlike one of these old school products... https://www.oldest.org/food/potato-chip-brands/

...then buyout WB before he even lands in NY for the press conference.

So the Knicks could have a starting line up of

Meetch
Obi
Durant
RJ
Brunson

Not that I want this to happen...but if the Knicks had options then it creates leverage in negotiations...

How can we get the rumor started? ...Let's pour some 'sauces' on it to make a jazzy casserole.