Donovan Mitchell Thread #5 - Don't worry, nothing happens in this one

[thebuzzardman]

if you believe in god you have to acknowledge him as a funny guy, because he goes to different areas of the world and gives them all different beliefs and rules and sits back and laughs as they fight amongst themselves. that's a1 troll behavior. he'd make a great poster here. if he was fat and into candy i'd think he was melo.

Melo:

[thebuzzardman]

Can we get some bullet points for those of us at work?

-Hesitant to say this but I am getting text messages that a deal is done.

-happens today tomorrow what’s the difference.

I am assuming this means KNICKS?

FN 11 has SAUCES?

[DOT]

That sht sounds a lot more cool though than turning a wife into a pillar of salt for looking back at all her homies getting smoked for living hot girl summer.

My favorite passage, Ezekial 23:21

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

lmaoo yooo wtf, i need to be forwarded some of these wild ass stories

I'm not too caught-up on my Babylonian mythology, but I'm almost certain there's a story where the sky god gets into a fight with his son, who rips his balls off with his teeth in the process

Like, Cronos chops off Uranos' balls with his scythe in Greek mythology, so we can see the pattern, but the biting one is wilder.

[thebuzzardman]

Utah fan LMFAO... I was reading your board over the last 3 - 4 pages trying to get your read on a trade for Donovan. I thought it was strange that a few Knick fans are discussing "Christianity" on this board (That the hell). Then I read the post above. The Utah radio talk show host Pat Kinahan that has been discussed here in the past few pages is from New Jersey and I am pretty sure he is not Mormon or if he is he is definitely what we call Jack Mormon (not one with a corn cob up his...)

Jack Mormon is like a modern Mormon?

IMO Jack Mormons are a little more accepting of others, some drink, many don't attend as much church (or any church) . Many Jack Mormons have distanced themselves from the religion for various reasons. Many times because they get tired arrogant members.

Thanks for the info. Don't mind my earlier comment. I didn't mean to offend you. I mean to offend everyone.

[Reign23]

my twitter feed with all the credible sources shows NOTHING.
this board with all the 100 follower twitter users: DEAL IS DONE.

man i love you all !

[Jimmit79]

My sauces tell me eventually Knicks will make a trade either today tomorrow a month from now maybe a year also.

[thebuzzardman]

I get why people have to believe in a higher power, it's the need to feel as if there's purpose or reason to life

To me, I don't need that because I'm comfortable with not having a grand purpose or reason. I'm just gonna be me

And if at the end of the day, I die and am judged unworthy by a god for not devoting my life to them, that's a being I wouldn't want to worship anyways.

I've found not believing in an afterlife or higher power has made this, life and the present, more meaningful because this is all I have. It's also connected me to future generations because I want to leave this place better for others to enjoy.

And I've always hated Pascals wager. Insurance based faith.

Gekko can save you %15 on your eternal hell in 15 mins....

Whoa! New age Indulgences!

[Guano]

Yeah, I'm not knocking anyone's religion or nothing, I'm just saying this is some wild sh*t that people just kinda accept as being more normal than some of the wilder stories from other religions, like that time Loki transformed into a female horse, got impregnated, then birthed a horse with 8 legs which Odin rides into battle.

That sht sounds a lot more cool though than turning a wife into a pillar of salt for looking back at all her homies getting smoked for living hot girl summer.

My favorite passage, Ezekial 23:21

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Furries always been catching strays.

[DOT]

I mean .. everything's connected to everything .. so .. meh. Obviously there was an amount of influence of basically Persian scholars on the early Renaissance. The technological exchanges at that point are hard to disentangle, with the weft and warp of the silk road and of the Arabia India ship route to add in.

But the pace of change, and even the acceleration of change over the last .. well.. you can choose a date.. but somewhere between 350 and 250 years ago is in a different scale.

I think you're trying to overthink things

I'm saying the Islamic golden age and the advancements it brought technologically predated the rise of Christianity (or rather, Europe) and was incredibly impactful, just overlooked often due to the Euro/Ameri-centric teaching of history.

Or it could be that these Muslim countries now are mostly backwards as hell where terrorist attacks happen constantly and their women look like walking garbage bags.

Whatever innovation they came up with thousands of years ago went out the window apparently lol.

But this has been an enlightening discussion. Carry on.

Well that's pretty racist.

[Reign23]

I read through 30 pages and did not see buzz current 25 trade proposals. you tired, bro?

[thebuzzardman]

the fury at how much they gave up will be funny when half you guys are always lionizing "big" brock aller and leon "the don" like they've showed anything besides semi-competence at best.

It's Big Brock bAller. It's funny because it's like Lavar Ball's Big Baller Brand, which was a total joke, and he's a doofy looking white dude.

This has been my Ted Talk. Thanks for listening.

pass the shrooms

That's Terrence McGuano

[TrueWarrior]

All this religion talk.

Just meditate and practice mindfulness everyone. It doesnt have to be linked to any religion, and is backed by science to improve peace of mind and emotional well being. This board needs it lol.

On to thread 6.

[B8RcDeMktfxC]

Islam did it first.

I mean .. everything's connected to everything .. so .. meh. Obviously there was an amount of influence of basically Persian scholars on the early Renaissance. The technological exchanges at that point are hard to disentangle, with the weft and warp of the silk road and of the Arabia India ship route to add in.

But the pace of change, and even the acceleration of change over the last .. well.. you can choose a date.. but somewhere between 350 and 250 years ago is in a different scale.

I think you're trying to overthink things

I'm saying the Islamic golden age and the advancements it brought technologically predated the rise of Christianity (or rather, Europe) and was incredibly impactful, just overlooked often due to the Euro/Ameri-centric teaching of history.

"Incredibly impactful" is the point. My contention is that the technological changes over the last 250 or whatever years are much greater, and the acceleration is greater, than anything that happened between 750 and 1250.

Of course, people did smart things in that period in Islamic ruled places, again, a lot of it by Persians. But so did the Greeks in their time, and many stages of civilisation in China and India (without getting to be exhaustive).

But I don't think this conversation is going anywhere, so feel free to have the last word.

[Slicin N Dicin]

My favorite passage, Ezekial 23:21

lmaoo yooo wtf, i need to be forwarded some of these wild ass stories

I'm not too caught-up on my Babylonian mythology, but I'm almost certain there's a story where the sky god gets into a fight with his son, who rips his balls off with his teeth in the process

Like, Cronos chops off Uranos' balls with his scythe in Greek mythology, so we can see the pattern, but the biting one is wilder.

bout to do some googling and read some wild ass stories on the crapper

[drp07644]

Man, just when I was done constantly refreshing this thread, this chit happens…

[TraveyKnicks31]

Does Dmitch change his number is the question

[thebuzzardman]

This deal is coming too soon, for the Jazz not to get a major haul. We have no reason to trade him this week, unless we got what we asked for. My prediction, 3 unprotect from NY, 1 protect NY in 2029, couple of swaps... Obi, Grimes and Quickly. Donovan has three more year on the deal, we have all the leverage in this deal. Utah wins the trade, and the Knicks make the playoffs the next couple years but never make it out of the first round.

Thanks NY!

More like Donghumble

[DOT]

That sht sounds a lot more cool though than turning a wife into a pillar of salt for looking back at all her homies getting smoked for living hot girl summer.

My favorite passage, Ezekial 23:21

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Furries always been catching strays.

Well, I'm pretty sure Zeus is canonically a furry

Dude has transformed himself into an animal to get some multiple times, and at least once transformed a woman into an animal, though I can't remember if he still had sex with her after that.

[god shammgod]

Does Dmitch change his number is the question

he will if green arrow gets it

[Huey Freeman]

Does Dmitch change his number is the question

No, Sims will. Jericho Sims wore #20 in HS and at Univ. of Texas; so I’m sure he will give up the #45 to get his preferred #20 that Kevin Knox left behind once he was traded.