Donovan Mitchell Thread #6 - Something might actually happen in this one!!!!!!

[Guano]

How about his game

nodope knows my feelings about his game. but our alliance is so strong it does not affect it. now tell us your feelings about fourni3r

Chanel trying to get out a word about F0urnier

We gotchu chanel

[Chanel Bomber]

You and Guan0 have nothing in common, which is why you refer to him with the zero, you don't even respect him enough to call him by his govt screen name. The only bond you two had was a mediocre backcourt which is now gone, you are a sociopath and he is a modern hippy. Melo and I share cultural links that you can't even begin to understand, it is why our union once formed is unbreakable, it's why we can disagree with one another without it devolving into insults.

You and Guan0 are a match made in hell, you will drag each other down, because you are both vengeful. Every slight you two register is remembered by the other and is used to fuel your hatred. This will result in a death spiral where an insult is finally 1 too many, and the resulting backlash will escalate things until you are at war. At which point, Melo and I will look on like so

We shall see on a Friday night in December where RJ and Randle both shoot 4-20 and me and guan0 (SSJ Guano i.e. a compliment) laugh at your delusions and shared misery, and see the predictable cracks in your non TS-proof alliance.

You shall both seek refuge in our lands. And we will welcome you, for we forgive you. In due time.

What will F0urnier or Burks be shooting for the Knicks on that night? What new journeymen will you hitch your wagon to now that your God is gone? Knowing you will be watching Pistons games with bated breath, while prepping a 50,000 word essay on why we should have kept Burks over Mitchell will give me great joy. Like a true politician you're trying to spin it, you can't even capitalize the first letter in his name, embarrassing lack of respect.

Nobody wants to live in a country with a megalomaniac who is holding onto his sanity by the thinnest of jersey threads.

Guano knows not to take guan0 for an insult because of a missing capital letter, for both he and I are perfectly secure. We tease each other, sometimes even betray each other to keep things spicy, for our people are thriving, which does get stale and monotonous after a while, but we do not feel threatened. For we are focused on other other things. Greater things.

Heroes have come and gone. I pay respect to Lord Ewing even though he was a Magic and a Sonic. I pay respect to Melo even though he was a Thunder, a Blazer, a Rocket and a Laker.

I don't force loyalty upon anybody.

My friends can live their experiences. We all come back and eat delicious Braai while we tell each other tales of our respective adventures.

[B8RcDeMktfxC]

I’m resigned to it being Fournier, Grimes, Obi and picks which means we’re committing to Randle at PF for at least one season…

I think there are no circumstances under which Ainge freely takes Cam (without nyk dumping more assets to rid themselves if him), so simple salary-wise it looks inevitable that Obi plus Deuce or Grimes plus IQ will have to go.

The Knicks need, from all points of view, given they are not going to tank for Victor (a mistake), should push to see what the maximum a Brunson-Rose-Mitchell-Randle-Robinson led line up can achieve.

[NoDopeOnSundays]

Absolute lunatics

Does this sound like a sane person?

All of a sudden I realized that I had just done something that separated me from the human race and it was something that could never be undone, I realized that from that point on I could never be like normal people. I must have stood there in that state for 20 minutes. I have never felt an emptiness of self like I did right then and I will never forget that feeling. It was like I crossed over into a realm I could never come back from.

Spoiler:

This is a quote by a serial killer named David Alan Gore, I bet you thought this was a real ChaHell line

[Deeeez Knicks]

Absolute lunatics

Where's GreenArrow? We need a voice of reason

[Guano]

Absolute lunatics

Does this sound like a sane person?

All of a sudden I realized that I had just done something that separated me from the human race and it was something that could never be undone, I realized that from that point on I could never be like normal people. I must have stood there in that state for 20 minutes. I have never felt an emptiness of self like I did right then and I will never forget that feeling. It was like I crossed over into a realm I could never come back from.

Spoiler:

This is a quote by a serial killer named David Alan Gore, I bet you thought this was a real ChaHell line

Tbh, that reads more like a Green Satan post from the other night when he was on his evangelical run.

[KnixinSix]

For all of you out that are pissed right now, I get it. We're going to give up a boatload. But think about this.. out of all those picks we're giving up, will one of them end up being better than Mitchell? History and percentages tell us there is such a small chance that could happen.

Plus, we would basically need to wait 4-5 years for it to happen. We have a proven star under contract who is 25. That's a fact, any way you slice it. Even if you don't like him, you have to admit that. Our current FO doesn't like drafting either, why would that change if we kept the picks?

Who else are we waiting for? What other young star do you think we could have gotten if we waited? Mitchell is the last one available. They all signed mega deals and are off the market.

This was the move, and this was the time to do it. I'm actually proud of our FO for once.

Well said. Under 27 elite 3 level scorer who has the proven he can play D (just not in the past couple seasons). Brunson, RJ, and Randle maybe up to 3 guys better than anyone he played with on Utah from a scoring standpoint.

[snadler]

I think if a deal happens it will be in September to the Heat

[Ghetto Gospel]

gettin kinda weird in here

[NoDopeOnSundays]

We shall see on a Friday night in December where RJ and Randle both shoot 4-20 and me and guan0 (SSJ Guano i.e. a compliment) laugh at your delusions and shared misery, and see the predictable cracks in your non TS-proof alliance.

You shall both seek refuge in our lands. And we will welcome you, for we forgive you. In due time.

What will F0urnier or Burks be shooting for the Knicks on that night? What new journeymen will you hitch your wagon to now that your God is gone? Knowing you will be watching Pistons games with bated breath, while prepping a 50,000 word essay on why we should have kept Burks over Mitchell will give me great joy. Like a true politician you're trying to spin it, you can't even capitalize the first letter in his name, embarrassing lack of respect.

Nobody wants to live in a country with a megalomaniac who is holding onto his sanity by the thinnest of jersey threads.

Guano knows not to take guan0 for an insult because of a missing capital letter, for both he and I are perfectly secure. We tease each other, sometimes even betray each other to keep things spicy, for our people are thriving, which does get stale and monotonous after a while, but we do not feel threatened. For we are focused on other other things. Greater things.

Heroes have come and gone. I pay respect to Lord Ewing even though he was a Magic and a Sonic. I pay respect to Melo even though he was a Thunder, a Blazer, a Rocket and a Laker.

I don't force loyalty upon anybody.

My friends can live their experiences. We all come back and eat delicious Braai while we tell each other tales of our respective adventures.

We already know who would be on first 48 snitching, and you admitting to betrayals as a funsie and a game lets me know you are indeed a sociopath, you clearly upset Guan0 earlier calling him the biggest bust in history, but like a true sociopath you were unable to read human emotions. It's fitting you call Rowan a robot, when you are far more cold and sinister in your by the numbers approach. Only so long before your people are led to reeducation camp on why RAPTOR & RAPM should be valued more than their own children.


You're putting Burks in the same category as Ewing and Melo? The true mark of insanity. I would never break bread with a man who admits to betrayals, no leader other than the most poverty stricken like Guan0 would ever consort with your kind.

[Fury]

Are we back to square one

[NoDopeOnSundays]

gettin kinda weird in here

If Guan0 offers you a bag of anything, don't take it.

[TrueWarrior]

There is no way we dont do this trade.

I would be shocked and impressed if Leon/Aller hold the line and dont give up a “haul”.

Does anybody really see them going into training camp without the trade? They’ve been stockpiling picks n chit for this exact move and we have so many connections to Mitchell.

Im not even really opposed to getting Mitchell individually. My issue is the rest of the team doesnt look like a good fit for him at all. Other moves can happen down the line sure, but only if our guys’ values stay afloat and dont tank like Julius’ did.

But its gonna happen.

[Chanel Bomber]

Absolute lunatics

Does this sound like a sane person?

All of a sudden I realized that I had just done something that separated me from the human race and it was something that could never be undone, I realized that from that point on I could never be like normal people. I must have stood there in that state for 20 minutes. I have never felt an emptiness of self like I did right then and I will never forget that feeling. It was like I crossed over into a realm I could never come back from.

Spoiler:

This is a quote by a serial killer named David Alan Gore, I bet you thought this was a real ChaHell line

I have felt the emptiness of self this year...

On a beach in Koh Samui.

[thebuzzardman]

Someone already has the Utah ready first name. Coincidence? I think not.

Obadiah Richard Toppin Jr

[Knicksrule2k4]

Read on Twitter

Back to the drawing board

[3toheadmelo]

Someone already has the Utah ready first name. Coincidence? I think not.

Obadiah Richard Toppin Jr

born to be a utah jazz

[TrueWarrior]

Someone already has the Utah ready first name. Coincidence? I think not.

Obadiah Richard Toppin Jr

Obi should go by his middle name.

Dick Toppin lol.

[NoDopeOnSundays]

Absolute lunatics

Does this sound like a sane person?

All of a sudden I realized that I had just done something that separated me from the human race and it was something that could never be undone, I realized that from that point on I could never be like normal people. I must have stood there in that state for 20 minutes. I have never felt an emptiness of self like I did right then and I will never forget that feeling. It was like I crossed over into a realm I could never come back from.

Spoiler:

This is a quote by a serial killer named David Alan Gore, I bet you thought this was a real ChaHell line

I have felt the emptiness of self this year...

On a beach in Koh Samui.

You and Green Satan both going to Thailand, interesting, very interesting.

[Guano]

Absolute lunatics

Does this sound like a sane person?

All of a sudden I realized that I had just done something that separated me from the human race and it was something that could never be undone, I realized that from that point on I could never be like normal people. I must have stood there in that state for 20 minutes. I have never felt an emptiness of self like I did right then and I will never forget that feeling. It was like I crossed over into a realm I could never come back from.

Spoiler:

This is a quote by a serial killer named David Alan Gore, I bet you thought this was a real ChaHell line

I have felt the emptiness of self this year...

On a beach in Koh Samui.

Love that for you, homie.

My moment was standing above the clouds on Mt. Rainier.