Donovan Mitchell Thread #6 - Something might actually happen in this one!!!!!!

[NoDopeOnSundays]

RJ has missed more games then Randle guess those robot plastic lead legs are not as durable as human legs he should change his oil once in awhile.

Jimmit's hater scouting report


Strengths - Resilient, OCD/Autistic in attack, works well within a hating philosophy, willing to cross the line and wish injury on a player. Not the most skilled, but has the desire and work ethic to make it as a starting level hater.


Weakness - Dad jokes, single mindedness, gets lost in the discussion and rehashes an argument from 8 pages ago, not very descriptive, doesn't have the offensive skillset to write a full paragraph. Doesn't use statistical evidence as basis of hate, just dislike.



Currently - Mathew Dellevadova
Best case scenario - Patrick Beverly
Worst case scenario - Banned again

I thought he had terminal cancer or something, and that's why he started the whole "we need to trade RJ for Dame cause I don't have enough time left on this mortal coil to develop anybody"?

I just think he has OCD or something along those lines, his entire posting history in the last year and a half went strictly RJ.

His name flips definitely get his kids to yell "Dadddd stoppppp".

[3toheadmelo]

if the lakers were smart they should offer both those picks for kyrie. lebron is the only dude who can keep kyrie in check and they're an established championship duo. going after hield and turner isnt gonna do schit for them.

[NoDopeOnSundays]

i cant wait for the mitch vs brunson battles..... I think it will top the chandler vs gallo battles

I mean, obviously you trade Brunson and build around Mitchell, if you're gonna trade all this to get Mitchell, he's the franchise player.

[Chanel Bomber]

keep it going guys

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ChaHell, Jimmit and Gospel trying to contain me

Nice footage of me! One of my best plays!

5-time MVP, 1-time FMVP, 4-time Champion, my resume speaks for itself.

Find footage of your own plays! I bet the gif selection of your champions pales in comparison.

[Chanel Bomber]

if the lakers were smart they should offer both those picks for kyrie. lebron is the only dude who can keep kyrie in check and they're an established championship duo. going after hield and turner isnt gonna do schit for them.

Agreed.

Otherwise trade AD for picks, promise Bron you're gonna draft Bronny with one of those picks, and have someone ready to greet Luka at LAX for 2027. You can never be too prepared.

[Ghetto Gospel]

is RJ not a loser? all the facts and stats brought out suggest it

found some secret footage of are you ther yet on RJ's dick

Are We Ther Yet has great tits

Ghetto Gospel would look like Rosanne Barr riding Julius Randles dick so hard. He loses again!

sorry what was that? couldn't hear you with RJs dick in your mouth

[Jalen Bluntson]

is RJ not a loser? all the facts and stats brought out suggest it

found some secret footage of are you ther yet on RJ's dick

Reality check fuqface...I didn't argue against RJ being a loser. YOU DID in comparison to Julius...and he turned out to be the bigger loser. Like you. So go ride that dick all you want and try to make yourself feel good about being a loser. You lost. Yet again. That is all you do. You're a loser.

yes, i did in comparison to julius to show that they are both losers, you can go back to the end of last season where i called them both losers and i wanted both of them off of this team. most of all keep slurping off rj

found another secret tape of are we ther yet with RJ

Oh look...a little bytch posting gifs. So funny. Facts are facts. The little debate your were getting your ass kicked in today is the discussion. You lost. You're a loser in that debate from the posts that were made TODAY! You want to lie and make shyt personal with insults you can GFY.

Barret has 5 years left to win this discussion. Randle does not. I don't care what happens to Barrett at all. He's not worth a max and I don't want to offer him any extension until he proves he can play up to it. Julius got his money and turned bytch. Like you in prison. Taking all the dick for a pack of smokes and some shower shoes! GIF that shyt!

[3toheadmelo]

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[NoDopeOnSundays]

keep it going guys

Watch on YouTube

ChaHell, Jimmit and Gospel trying to contain me

Nice footage of me! One of my best plays!

5-time MVP, 1-time FMVP, 4-time Champion, my resume speaks for itself.

Find footage of your own plays! I bet the gif selection of your champions pales in comparison.

Fascinating, now ChaHell, do you really believe yourself to be Curry? I was posting this as merely a representation of how my posts on multiple fronts was going, yet you think you're actually Steph?




A Narcissistic sociopath, I may have to write a paper.

[Ghetto Gospel]

Reality check fuqface...I didn't argue against RJ being a loser. YOU DID in comparison to Julius...and he turned out to be the bigger loser. Like you. So go ride that dick all you want and try to make yourself feel good about being a loser. You lost. Yet again. That is all you do. You're a loser.

yes, i did in comparison to julius to show that they are both losers, you can go back to the end of last season where i called them both losers and i wanted both of them off of this team. most of all keep slurping off rj

found another secret tape of are we ther yet with RJ

Oh look...a little bytch posting gifs. So funny. Facts are facts. The little debate your were getting your ass kicked in today is the discussion. You lost. You're a loser in that debate from the posts that were made TODAY! You want to lie and make shyt personal with insults you can GFY.

Barret has 5 years left to win this discussion. Randle does not. I don't care what happens to Barrett at all. He's not worth a max and I don't want to offer him any extension until he proves he can play up to it. Julius got his money and turned bytch. Like you in prison. Taking all the dick for a pack of smokes and some shower shoes! GIF that shyt!

sorry what was that? couldn't hear you with RJs dick in your mouth

[Jalen Bluntson]

if the lakers were smart they should offer both those picks for kyrie. lebron is the only dude who can keep kyrie in check and they're an established championship duo. going after hield and turner isnt gonna do schit for them.

Agreed.

Otherwise trade AD for picks, promise Bron you're gonna draft Bronny with one of those picks, and have someone ready to greet Luka at LAX for 2027. You can never be too prepared.

In what world does two late round first get Kyrie? Y'all are high.

[K_ick_God]

Cool it fellas.

[Jalen Bluntson]

yes, i did in comparison to julius to show that they are both losers, you can go back to the end of last season where i called them both losers and i wanted both of them off of this team. most of all keep slurping off rj

found another secret tape of are we ther yet with RJ

Oh look...a little bytch posting gifs. So funny. Facts are facts. The little debate your were getting your ass kicked in today is the discussion. You lost. You're a loser in that debate from the posts that were made TODAY! You want to lie and make shyt personal with insults you can GFY.

Barret has 5 years left to win this discussion. Randle does not. I don't care what happens to Barrett at all. He's not worth a max and I don't want to offer him any extension until he proves he can play up to it. Julius got his money and turned bytch. Like you in prison. Taking all the dick for a pack of smokes and some shower shoes! GIF that shyt!

sorry what was that? couldn't hear you with RJs dick in your mouth

If this was the real world... you'd be watching your girl suck my dick while you were picking your teeth up off the floor. GFY you punk ass bitch.

[3toheadmelo]

if the lakers were smart they should offer both those picks for kyrie. lebron is the only dude who can keep kyrie in check and they're an established championship duo. going after hield and turner isnt gonna do schit for them.

Agreed.

Otherwise trade AD for picks, promise Bron you're gonna draft Bronny with one of those picks, and have someone ready to greet Luka at LAX for 2027. You can never be too prepared.

In what world does two late round first get Kyrie? Y'all are high.

are you a time traveler? the lakers picks are 2027 and 2029. there's a good chance those picks end up like the nets picks that boston used to get tatum and brown.

[Ghetto Gospel]

Oh look...a little bytch posting gifs. So funny. Facts are facts. The little debate your were getting your ass kicked in today is the discussion. You lost. You're a loser in that debate from the posts that were made TODAY! You want to lie and make shyt personal with insults you can GFY.

Barret has 5 years left to win this discussion. Randle does not. I don't care what happens to Barrett at all. He's not worth a max and I don't want to offer him any extension until he proves he can play up to it. Julius got his money and turned bytch. Like you in prison. Taking all the dick for a pack of smokes and some shower shoes! GIF that shyt!

sorry what was that? couldn't hear you with RJs dick in your mouth

If this was the real world... you'd be watching your girl suck my dick while you were picking your teeth up off the floor. GFY you punk ass bitch.

damn, calling your boyfriend a loser got you upset? take a breather and get some top from him this time, it'll make you feel better

[TraveyKnicks31]

Maybe we should cool our jets a bit?

[ADeP7]

This is absolute gold

[NoDopeOnSundays]

This is absolute gold

Knowing it's a spillover from me, and I wont get a warning.

[F N 11]

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[NoDopeOnSundays]

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He looks like he's gonna be in the next Dthang video yelling RPT.