Donovan Mitchell Thread #6 - Something might actually happen in this one!!!!!!

[KnixinSix]

Did you personally know Jesus?

I do know Jesus. He lives in me.

i hope you charge him rent for that

No need the old life is gone. We are one bro.

[NoDopeOnSundays]

yo, i live my life unbothered. i've reached the pinnacle of existence. nothing bothers me. come to the pnw and i can help you let go of that anger and aggression. help you find some peace. have you listening to Bon Iver rocking Birkenstocks download alltrails eating tofu and sipping on kombucha - a changed man for the better

Why would I ever want to do that?

stay mad

[HarthorneWingo]

Yes, tuck that betrayal away with the others, let it fester and build up.

yo, i live my life unbothered. i've reached the pinnacle of existence. nothing bothers me. come to the pnw and i can help you let go of that anger and aggression. help you find some peace. have you listening to Bon Iver rocking Birkenstocks download alltrails eating tofu and sipping on kombucha - a changed man for the better

we not listening to all that, but i WILL come smoke one.

miss living there.

Don't forget me! Damnit.

Guano left that and one other ingredient out of the regimen. He is Shaman that administers Ayahuasca. I think we should all meet up and share that experience together.

[HarthorneWingo]

I do know Jesus. He lives in me.

i hope you charge him rent for that

No need the old life is gone. We are one bro.

Yo shamm, you hear that? As one.

[HarthorneWingo]

jesus

Did you personally know Jesus?

no but your first girlfriend was a brontosaurus

That was your sister. Anyway it was legal back then.

She was incredible.

[AusKnicksTape]

Jokes aside sometimes you need to ask yourself what will hurt more.

Losing Obi Toppin

Or

The Mitchell trade being announced in edition 7 of this thread instead of Edition 6 which had the title “something might actually happen in this one”

I love Obi. Mans got hops - but honestly - thread 6 missing out by a whisker is the kind of stuff that keeps you up at night until you’re on your deathbed.

….seeeeyah Obi!

[KnixinSix]

i hope you charge him rent for that

No need the old life is gone. We are one bro.

Yo shamm, you hear that? As one.

I am unanimous and unambiguous in my love for you HW. I have been taken from darkness to light ....all I see is how my Father sees. He and I are one bro! It ain't drugs its Jesus!!!

[HarthorneWingo]

No need the old life is gone. We are one bro.

Yo shamm, you hear that? As one.

I am unanimous and unambiguous in my love for you HW. I have been taken from darkness to light ....all I see is how my Father sees. He and I are one bro! It ain't drugs its Jesus!!!

I love you too, my brother, and it isn't the drugs either. It's just what's in my heart.

You know that the American Indian tribes have been using peyote and Ayahuasca for centuries to heal the spirit/soul/mind. That's real medicine, not "drugs."

If the teaching of Jesus, Marcus Aurelius, Seneca, Mohammed, or simple meditation work for you, then I support that just so long as those teaching are not pushed on those who do not see them as "the way." Different methods work differently among individual people.

[HarthorneWingo]

Jokes aside sometimes you need to ask yourself what will hurt more.

Losing Obi Toppin

Or

The Mitchell trade being announced in edition 7 of this thread instead of Edition 6 which had the title “something might actually happen in this one”

I love Obi. Mans got hops - but honestly - thread 6 missing out by a whisker is the kind of stuff that keeps you up at night until you’re on your deathbed.

….seeeeyah Obi!

[Guano]

Sadly though, I can no longer drink kombucha as it upsets my system. I have released my kombucha mother back to Mother Earth.

Life is cruel.

my go to is a shot of apple cider vinegar in LaCroix - sht slaps.

[Capn'O]

Jokes aside sometimes you need to ask yourself what will hurt more.

Losing Obi Toppin

Or

The Mitchell trade being announced in edition 7 of this thread instead of Edition 6 which had the title “something might actually happen in this one”

I love Obi. Mans got hops - but honestly - thread 6 missing out by a whisker is the kind of stuff that keeps you up at night until you’re on your deathbed.

….seeeeyah Obi!

You damn people. I hedged.

[Guano]

Why would I ever want to do that?

stay mad

[drp07644]

Did Donovan Mitchell attract any other stars to NY yet?

[Capn'O]

Sadly though, I can no longer drink kombucha as it upsets my system. I have released my kombucha mother back to Mother Earth.

Life is cruel.

my go to is a shot of apple cider vinegar in LaCroix - sht slaps.

Right in the gut, I'd reckon.

[thebuzzardman]

Did you personally know Jesus?

I do know Jesus. He lives in me.

i hope you charge him rent for that

Another true thebuzzardman story

Was in an airborne unit in the military. One day, at the end of a field training exercise, there was a kind an admin period - it was non tactical. For whatever reason, they wanted to do a timed ruck march at the end of it. I think that's why there was the lounging about. We ended every training exercise on base with an at least 12 mile speedmarch out of a tactical situation, full rucks, usually between 70 and 100 lbs (or more) depending on time of year, what you did etc. So getting to sit around for 30 minutes was different

Very cohesive unit, all had been together for a while. We get this new NCO, very much the holy roller, which no one cared about either way, but he had the habit of preaching it to your face and that sh*t gets annoying.

Get stuck on guard with him? 2 hour session of preaching (I learned to ask about his decadent past and then get all the "bad" details. Awesome!), etc. Nobody wants that.

Anyway, everyone is sitting there, annoyed, getting ready to get smoked and miserable and there goes this guy, Sgt Barnes, carrying on about religion. So another guy, Tony L (a notorious wise ass) suddenly goes "Hey, Sgt Barnes - Can I ask you a question about God?"
It got dead quiet, as everyone was anticipating some kind of roast.

But Barnes was clueless, he didn't know how to read the room (the woods in this case) and just lights up. "Why, sure Tony"

Tony L: "So, is God everywhere Sgt Barnes?"
Sgt B: "Why of course Tony!"
Tony L: "He's in you? He's in me?"
Sgt B: "Yes he is"
Tony L: "In the birds, the clouds?"
Sgt: B: "Yes, he is"
Tony L: "He's in the rocks? In the trees?"
Sgt B: "Yes Toney, he's in everything!"
Tony L: "Is he in my rucksack?"
Sgt G: (hesitantly) "...Yes, he's there too"
Tony L: "Well tell him to get the f*ck out, it's heavy enough already!"

Followed by 200 guys laughing at Sgt Barnes. It was epic.

[RHODEY]

Jokes aside sometimes you need to ask yourself what will hurt more.

Losing Obi Toppin

Or

The Mitchell trade being announced in edition 7 of this thread instead of Edition 6 which had the title “something might actually happen in this one”

I love Obi. Mans got hops - but honestly - thread 6 missing out by a whisker is the kind of stuff that keeps you up at night until you’re on your deathbed.

….seeeeyah Obi!

I would endure an infinite amount of new threads if it meant we were retaining Obi

[Madskillzz024]

Just saw it on the Suns board and that jazz website that There are rumors of a 4 team trade where KD ends up in PHX and Mitchell to the Knicks. I guess the Suns beat writer “Gambo” was talking about it on the radio

[KnixinSix]

I do know Jesus. He lives in me.

i hope you charge him rent for that

Another true thebuzzardman story

Was in an airborne unit in the military. One day, at the end of a field training exercise, there was a kind an admin period - it was non tactical. For whatever reason, they wanted to do a timed ruck march at the end of it. I think that's why there was the lounging about. We ended every training exercise on base with an at least 12 mile speedmarch out of a tactical situation, full rucks, usually between 70 and 100 lbs (or more) depending on time of year, what you did etc. So getting to sit around for 30 minutes was different

Very cohesive unit, all had been together for a while. We get this new NCO, very much the holy roller, which no one cared about either way, but he had the habit of preaching it to your face and that sh*t gets annoying.

Get stuck on guard with him? 2 hour session of preaching (I learned to ask about his decadent past and then get all the "bad" details. Awesome!), etc. Nobody wants that.

Anyway, everyone is sitting there, annoyed, getting ready to get smoked and miserable and there goes this guy, Sgt Barnes, carrying on about religion. So another guy, Tony L (a notorious wise ass) suddenly goes "Hey, Sgt Barnes - Can I ask you a question about God?"
It got dead quiet, as everyone was anticipating some kind of roast.

But Barnes was clueless, he didn't know how to read the room (the woods in this case) and just lights up. "Why, sure Tony"

Tony L: "So, is God everywhere Sgt Barnes?"
Sgt B: "Why of course Tony!"
Tony L: "He's in you? He's in me?"
Sgt B: "Yes he is"
Tony L: "In the birds, the clouds?"
Sgt: B: "Yes, he is"
Tony L: "He's in the rocks? In the trees?"
Sgt B: "Yes Toney, he's in everything!"
Tony L: "Is he in my rucksack?"
Sgt G: (hesitantly) "...Yes, he's there too"
Tony L: "Well tell him to get the f*ck out, it's heavy enough already!"

Followed by 200 guys laughing at Sgt Barnes. It was epic.

Dont know your Sargeants full story , beliefs or testimony buzz but I preach the gospel because peoples salvation means more to me than my own life. Eternal life is so much greater than this temporary flesh life.

[snadler]

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