Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael [edit]: or Kevin)

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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael) 

Post#21 » by MyUniBroDavis » Tue Jan 10, 2023 10:35 am

trex_8063 wrote:The idea only just came to me, I hadn't brain-stormed very far........didn't realize how strong the names Kevin and Chris would be (would you believe I've never personally known a single "Kevin" in my life?).


Yeah Kevin>Michael ngl lol, at least if we go by strict spelling
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael) 

Post#22 » by trex_8063 » Tue Jan 10, 2023 3:12 pm

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Heej wrote:Why no Michael? Are there really that many OP Michaels in league history?


Didn't I answer this in the OP?
I mis-labeled a "Mike Johnson" (it was Mike Mitchell I was thinking of; will edit); and I also forgot about Mike Conley and Bibby.


So, aside from the obvious GOAT candidate by that name, we could choose:

Michael Cooper (8x All-Defensive, 1x DPOY)
Mike Conley (1x All-Star, but obviously worthy of it more than that; 1x All-Defensive; 20.5 ppg/6.2 apg/only 2.0 topg thru three best years)
Mike Bibby (never an All-Star, but was one of the featured "big" players on a damn good team, averaging pretty close to 20/6 thru his three best seasons)
Michael Finley (2x All-Star, 5 consecutive seasons >20 ppg, adapted well to smaller role on title team later in career)
Mike Mitchell (had mis-called him Mike Johnson in OP [edited]; 1x All-Star who averaged 22.3/6.3 over a 7-year span in the 80s [some of that for decent teams])
Michael Redd (1x All-Star, 6 consecutive seasons >20 pgg [two >25 ppg])
Micheal Ray Richardson (3x All-Star, twice led league in steals, once led league in assists)
Micheal Williams (averaged 14.6 ppg/8.1 apg/2.3 spg over his three best seasons [albeit for mediocre-poor teams])
Mychal Thompson (was once nearly a 21/12/4 player for a fair-decent team, transitioned well to a lesser but solid contributor to a contender later)
Mike Brown
Michael Cage
Michael Adams
Michael Carter-Williams
Michael Olowokandi
Micheal Beasley


You don't see that as overly loaded compared to other names (again, considering we can stack Michael Jordan on top)?


Isn't Kevin better?

Kevin Garnett
Kevin Durant
Kevin Love
Kevin McHale
Kevin Johnson
Kevin Martin


Also Kevin Porter, Kevin Loughery, and Kevin Duckworth, fwiw. (edit: and Kevin Huerter)

I must admit that's pretty nasty. Maybe I should have forbidden BOTH names.......I'm going to edit title and OP to make it NO KEVINS either moving forward.
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael) 

Post#23 » by trex_8063 » Tue Jan 10, 2023 3:21 pm

Dutchball97 wrote:.

MyUniBroDavis wrote:.

SeattleJazzFan wrote:.

Colbini wrote:.


I hadn't thought this out well enough, but y'all have convinced me that "Kevin" is equally [if not more] stacked as Michael (again: so weird to me, as I've literally never personally known a single Kevin in my whole life).

So I've forbidden BOTH names. See what you can do without either.

Probably Larry, Chris, Bill/William, Bob/Robert, and Reggie become the big names to use now. I'd have to take a closer look at Charles/Chuck/Charlie and Jason/Jayson; they may be really good too. George has promise, as well.
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael) 

Post#24 » by Kingdibs19 » Tue Jan 10, 2023 3:26 pm

I think I win this quite easily. James/Kevin

Lebron James/Kevin Johnson
James Harden/Kevin Martin
Kevin Durant/James Worthy
Kevin Garnett/Kevin Love
Kevin Mchale/Kevin Willis

That’s a dynasty.
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael [edit]: or Kevin) 

Post#25 » by Jaivl » Tue Jan 10, 2023 4:09 pm

Steve Nash
Stephen Curry
Paul Pierce
Paul Millsap
Pau Gasol

Steve Smith
Steve Francis
Paul Pressey
Paul Westphal
Paul George
Paul Silas
Steven Adams

shout out to Paul Arizin

Honestly ridiculous team.
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael) 

Post#26 » by Colbinii » Tue Jan 10, 2023 4:17 pm

Kingdibs19 wrote:I think I win this quite easily. James/Kevin

Lebron James/Kevin Johnson
James Harden/Kevin Martin
Kevin Durant/James Worthy
Kevin Garnett/Kevin Love
Kevin Mchale/Kevin Willis

That’s a dynasty.


James Harden and LeBron James have different first names.

Nice try though :lol:
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael [edit]: or Kevin) 

Post#27 » by Dutchball97 » Tue Jan 10, 2023 4:18 pm

Bob is a very strong one if you don't mind going oldschool and you only need to worry about depth in the backcourt.

PG: Steve Nash / Bob Cousy / Steve Francis
SG: Bobby Wanzer / Steve Smith
SF: Bob Dandridge / Bob Love
PF: Bob Pettit / Bobby Jones
C: Bob Lanier / Bob McAdoo / Robert Parish
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael [edit]: or Kevin) 

Post#28 » by eminence » Tue Jan 10, 2023 4:26 pm

Dutchball97 wrote:Bob is a very strong one if you don't mind going oldschool and you only need to worry about depth in the backcourt.

PG: Steve Nash / Bob Cousy / Steve Francis
SG: Bobby Wanzer / Steve Smith
SF: Bob Dandridge / Bob Love
PF: Bob Pettit / Bobby Jones
C: Bob Lanier / Bob McAdoo / Robert Parish


Please take Bob Davies over Mr. Franchise.
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael [edit]: or Kevin) 

Post#29 » by eminence » Tue Jan 10, 2023 4:27 pm

I object to the Steves getting Steph.
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael [edit]: or Kevin) 

Post#30 » by Jaivl » Tue Jan 10, 2023 4:43 pm

eminence wrote:I object to the Steves getting Steph.

Nash and Curry literally have the same name, don't really care about the others, can fill with more Pauls, too stacked.
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael [edit]: or Kevin) 

Post#31 » by Dutchball97 » Tue Jan 10, 2023 4:56 pm

eminence wrote:
Dutchball97 wrote:Bob is a very strong one if you don't mind going oldschool and you only need to worry about depth in the backcourt.

PG: Steve Nash / Bob Cousy / Steve Francis
SG: Bobby Wanzer / Steve Smith
SF: Bob Dandridge / Bob Love
PF: Bob Pettit / Bobby Jones
C: Bob Lanier / Bob McAdoo / Robert Parish


Please take Bob Davies over Mr. Franchise.


So many great Bobs that I forgot a HoFer, my bad.
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael [edit]: or Kevin) 

Post#32 » by trex_8063 » Tue Jan 10, 2023 5:03 pm

Jaivl wrote:Steve Nash
Stephen Curry
Paul Pierce
Paul Millsap
Pau Gasol

Steve Smith
Steve Francis
Paul Pressey
Paul Westphal
Paul George
Paul Silas
Steven Adams

shout out to Paul Arizin

Honestly ridiculous team.


Feels a bit of a stretch to include Steph. I've never heard his name pronounced "Stee-Ven".....rather it's "Steff-En". Nor is he ever "Steev" for short; it's "Steff". I may have to disqualify that pick; is otherwise pretty wicked.
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael [edit]: or Kevin) 

Post#33 » by eminence » Tue Jan 10, 2023 5:10 pm

Jaivl wrote:
eminence wrote:I object to the Steves getting Steph.

Nash and Curry literally have the same name, don't really care about the others, can fill with more Pauls, too stacked.


Nash is named Wardell?
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael [edit]: or Kevin) 

Post#34 » by trex_8063 » Tue Jan 10, 2023 5:22 pm

eminence wrote:
Jaivl wrote:
eminence wrote:I object to the Steves getting Steph.

Nash and Curry literally have the same name, don't really care about the others, can fill with more Pauls, too stacked.


Nash is named Wardell?


Holy cow, I actually never knew Stephen was only his middle name. Well yes, then DEFINITELY disqualifying it (had done so already just due to differing pronunciation; this detail surely puts the cap on it).
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael [edit]: or Kevin) 

Post#35 » by LA Bird » Tue Jan 10, 2023 5:37 pm

Technically, Mark Price and Tony Parker fall under team William if we use their real first names so they are the most stacked IMO

Bill Walton
Bill Russell
Billy Cunningham
Bill Sharman
Mark Price

Bill Laimbeer
Bill Bridges
Billy Knight
Quinn Buckner
Tony Parker

That's a starting lineup of 5 first team All NBA players led by a GOAT candidate along with a strong bench.
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael) 

Post#36 » by KobesScarf » Tue Jan 10, 2023 5:37 pm

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Jayson Tatum
Larry Bird
Larry Johnson
Larry Nance

Bench: Jason Terry, Jayson Williams, Jason Richardson

You can close the thread now because I win.


My team killing yours lol

Chris paul/Kevin Johnson
Chris Mullin/Kevin porterJr
Kevin durant/Kevin Martin/
Kevin mchale/Kevin love/Chris webber
Kevin garnett/Chris Bosh

Hahaha your perimeter D is trash and we are killing you on the boards. Your team is much slower too.
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael) 

Post#37 » by Texas Chuck » Tue Jan 10, 2023 7:05 pm

eminence wrote:I'm hoping Walt Williams can handle some minutes at the 4 in the modern era, as I don't want to play Berry too much.


Nellie played him at the 5 during his Mavs tenure. I think he'd be more than fine as a stretch 4 today.
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael [edit]: or Kevin) 

Post#38 » by homecourtloss » Tue Jan 10, 2023 7:28 pm

Dutchball97 wrote:Bob is a very strong one if you don't mind going oldschool and you only need to worry about depth in the backcourt.

PG: Steve Nash / Bob Cousy / Steve Francis
SG: Bobby Wanzer / Steve Smith
SF: Bob Dandridge / Bob Love
PF: Bob Pettit / Bobby Jones
C: Bob Lanier / Bob McAdoo / Robert Parish


You can easily squeeze GOAT role player Robert Horry in here and have an all “Bob/Robert” lineup.

Lanier/Pettit/Horry/BJones/Cousy

Nash with Lanier/Pettit/Horry/Jones would be quite interesting.
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael [edit]: or Kevin) 

Post#39 » by Jaivl » Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:26 pm

trex_8063 wrote:
eminence wrote:
Jaivl wrote:Nash and Curry literally have the same name, don't really care about the others, can fill with more Pauls, too stacked.


Nash is named Wardell?


Holy cow, I actually never knew Stephen was only his middle name. Well yes, then DEFINITELY disqualifying it (had done so already just due to differing pronunciation; this detail surely puts the cap on it).

Add me to the camp that just learned that Stephen is Curry's second name jealous cheaters
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Re: Make the Best Team from just TWO first names (NOT Michael [edit]: or Kevin) 

Post#40 » by Rich Michmond » Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:27 pm

Some combinations that haven't been used yet:

Nikola Jokić/Nikola Vučević
Giannis Antetokounmpo/John Salley
John Havlicek/John Johnson
Nicolas Batum/Nick van Exel
John Stockton/John Wall

Deep bench: Nic Claxton, John Collins, John Drew

I wanted to put Giannis and Jokić on the same team. The depth of both names is really nice and the star power is there, too.


George Mikan/George T. Johnson
Tim Duncan/George McGinnis
George Yardley/Georges Niang
George Gervin/Tim Hardaway Jr.
Tim Hardaway Sr./George Hill

Deep bench: Tim Thomas, Gheorghe Mureșan, Tim Legler

This team is well-balanced. Feels like there's a very clear gap between the two units, which makes the squad semi-realistic. That's a really strong starting five (if you're willing to give the 50s some credit) and competent bench players with McGinnis as a super sub and the leader of the bench mob. The Tims have two superstars (including one top 10 player) but it does get a little murky after the two big boys. 
Gordon Haywood, Dwayne Wade, JJ Reddick, Derek Rose, Derrick Fisher, Lenny Wilkins, Kirk Heinrich, Oscar Robinson, DeMar DeRozen, Andre Iguadola, Pascal Siakim, Malcolm Brogdan

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