Game 5: Heat @ Celtics 8:30pm, 5/25/23

[HEATVols865]

Damn weve got something for everyone in this thread! Weve got BBWs, weve got Shakira, and we even have a party chick of questionable age! Weve got Aussies and Canadians, all were missing up in here is booze and blow! We taking this party to their venue!

*Dan LeBatard voice*
They have the Boston tea party!
We have THE party!

They have the Boston strangler!
We have a stranglehold!

They have no hockey!
We have the stanley cup finals!

They have a Boston harbor!
We have south beach!

They have a final home game!
We have a finals series!

They have TD Garden!
We have palm Trees!

They have leprechauns!
We have Latinas!

They have Paul Peirce!
We have Dwyane Wade!

They have a law firm!
We have BammyBuckets!

LETS FUXKIN GO!!!

YOU TEA BAG THE OCEAN!
WE HAVE BUTLER TEA BAGGING YOU!


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[Shewasfly]

Welp. With the new recent injury, its very possible that this one turns into a blowout. That's IF we don't rely on defense and rebounding to keep them out of any kind of groove and get us extra possessions.

We will have to muck the game up. Similar to how we were mucking up the games against the Bucks. We are even less likely to just kill these guys with blazing scoring now (though praying for hot shooting from Max and Duncan )

And Kyle MUST know he's going to have to have one of those type of games. Especially being a vet, a champion and this being an away close out game. Hope he reminds everyone why he got paid and the value he brings.

LETS GO HEAT

[AirP.]

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[3ammy3uck3ts]

Spo is 4-0 after losing game 4s where his team is up 3-0 for his career

[Wiltside]

Jimmy attack mode game and a Lowry throwback.

Do it for Nnamdi.

[powerball1373]

This faka... Hopefully that means he's done for the playoffs.

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any juicy tidbits?

Didn't go through all of it, but some trolling of Lakers fans lol. Which normally I'd be totally cool with, but not as much since it confirms even more that he's a blatant Celtics fan.

[Grumpy Heat Fan]

I'm sure the fact she's 23 (Shakira is 46) isn't a factor.

https://www.ilgazzettino.it/gossip/news/shakira_pique_clara_chia_marti_nuova_fiamma_chi_e_foto-6882461.html#&gid=6882443&pid=1

True, but that's so cringe of him. They're already together, they love each other, why stray. His ex Shakira not ugly, and they already get along. I don't get it.

Relationships are deeper than just two popular names getting together. So who knows what prompted him to do that. Why stray? Only thing better than box is new box, that's why.

I'm more sentimental about a partner than that, I don't get it but I understand your point (even if dont agree)

[powerball1373]

I'm sure the fact she's 23 (Shakira is 46) isn't a factor.

https://www.ilgazzettino.it/gossip/news/shakira_pique_clara_chia_marti_nuova_fiamma_chi_e_foto-6882461.html#&gid=6882443&pid=1

True, but that's so cringe of him. They're already together, they love each other, why stray. His ex Shakira not ugly, and they already get along. I don't get it.

Relationships are deeper than just two popular names getting together. So who knows what prompted him to do that. Why stray? Only thing better than box is new box, that's why.

You know what they say - no matter how hot a girl is, there's some guy out there that's sick of schtupping her.

[Dc__20]

I’m concerned… just win!

[HeatIn5]

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[SerialChiller]

We need that Bulls playin game Lowry badly tonight.

[Enso]

Watch on YouTube

[3ammy3uck3ts]

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The franchises savior

[Lord Hades]

[MorbidHEAT]

So who is starting?

[Wiltside]

Pulling the 'ol smokescreen on em. BOOM HERRO STARTING.

Spoiler:

They'll probably start Highsmith for early defense reps on Brown/Tatum and keep the bench rotation intact

[Enso]

So who is starting?

Spoiler:

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[BaffLer]

Slightly nervous. But, I have faith the Heat will close it out today. If not, ooooooooo boyy.

[Wiltside]

Slighty nervous. But, I have faith the Heat will close it out today. If not, ooooooooo boyy.

ESPN is going to be even more obnoxious if we drop this one. Particularly if it's a blowout.

Nervous, but hoping we'll get a saiyan Jimmy performance, Edrice brings his hard hat and we get enough from the other guys.

[3ammy3uck3ts]

Slightly nervous. But, I have faith the Heat will close it out today. If not, ooooooooo boyy.

If not we go back to the ckrib up 3-2. Lose game 6 then get nervous.