Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!

IceColdCubano · Post #1021 » by **IceColdCubano** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:03 pm

Alright gonna go play some Diablo 4....and when I come back in 3 hours expect this thread to be another 5-6 more pages of nothingness. Its quiet clear that this OP sir Bammy cannot close this deal, let alone close his cheeks.

Umbooki · Post #1022 » by **Umbooki** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:05 pm

gom wrote:
Rapaz wrote:More than halfway to page 99.

Ain’t no one stopping this Cronin Choo Choo.

They really had Olivia doing anything back in like ‘05.

“So we’re gonna have this hotdog hanging over your head, but you can’t use your hands to eat it.”

greg4012 · Post #1023 » by **greg4012** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:07 pm

Grumpy Heat Fan wrote:
greg4012 wrote:
Lilseb93 wrote:Everything about Simmons says it's a mental problem, not a physical one. He has all the tools and talent to be successful. Spo and the org have the ability to fix him. I don't think he fits in the starting rotation if we get Dame but maybe in a bench rotation.

He definitely has massive mental issues. But, on top of that he's pure selfish bad attitude. Oh and the whole degenerative back issue thing

I always assumed Ben's "back issues" were greatly exaggerated because of how upset he was with the 76ers. The sixers tried to play hardball with Simmons, and he one upped them and gave them a giant middle finger. Oh my bad back, oh my confidence I need therapy, I can't play sorry. Trade me.

I assumed it was just that.

You don't get back surgery as part of a performative temper tantrum. The back issues are real. And just another item on the laundry list of negatives associated with Ben Simmons

Grumpy Heat Fan · Post #1024 » by **Grumpy Heat Fan** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:08 pm

SoFlaKingReal wrote:Starting to get real 2005-2006 vibes. Riley reshaped the entire team after 2005 with that 5 team trade. Back then everything was on the table except Wade/Shaq. Now its Jimmy/Bam.

Yep.

At the beginning of this ordeal, I had little faith Riley would get it done, but all reports have shown he is coming in this for real and isn't playing around or trying to get cute. Riley wants to get what we need to put us over the hump.

Things are looking good, at least on our side. Whether or not Portland cooperates, is another story, but that ain't on us anymore.

gom · Post #1025 » by **gom** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:08 pm

Umbooki wrote:
gom wrote:
Rapaz wrote:More than halfway to page 99.

Ain’t no one stopping this Cronin Choo Choo.

They really had Olivia doing anything back in like ‘05.

“So we’re gonna have this hotdog hanging over your head, but you can’t use your hands to eat it.”

This gif makes me happy. Cronin Choo Choo has no chance.

insfo · Post #1026 » by **insfo** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:10 pm

Daffy wrote:
IceColdCubano wrote:
CrossOver wrote:

Read on Twitter

, straight up fantasia stop.....7-8 team trade?!?!?!

To be fair....this the same kind of vibes I get from your nuggets honestly.

Didn’t you say you were going to start posting nuggets too? What happened to that?

I’m assuming it wasn’t as easy to write it as it seemed right?

Grumpy Heat Fan · Post #1027 » by **Grumpy Heat Fan** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:10 pm

greg4012 wrote:
Grumpy Heat Fan wrote:
greg4012 wrote:
He definitely has massive mental issues. But, on top of that he's pure selfish bad attitude. Oh and the whole degenerative back issue thing

I always assumed Ben's "back issues" were greatly exaggerated because of how upset he was with the 76ers. The sixers tried to play hardball with Simmons, and he one upped them and gave them a giant middle finger. Oh my bad back, oh my confidence I need therapy, I can't play sorry. Trade me.

I assumed it was just that.

You don't get back surgery as part of a performative temper tantrum. The back issues are real. And just another item on the laundry list of negatives associated with Ben Simmons

Herniated discs are common. Draymond Green had one, but he chose non operative recovery and it took him several months.

Who knows what the real story is, but I have a strong suspicion Simmons wasn't afraid to go the extra mile to one up and beat the sixers FO.

Post #1028 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:16 pm

Read on Twitter

And Bammy offering to get railed by Riley like Green did Christopher smdh. What are we doing here. Smdh Happy 4th non the less

ShulaDon92 · Post #1029 » by **ShulaDon92** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:20 pm

Grumpy Heat Fan wrote:
greg4012 wrote:
Grumpy Heat Fan wrote:
I always assumed Ben's "back issues" were greatly exaggerated because of how upset he was with the 76ers. The sixers tried to play hardball with Simmons, and he one upped them and gave them a giant middle finger. Oh my bad back, oh my confidence I need therapy, I can't play sorry. Trade me.

I assumed it was just that.

You don't get back surgery as part of a performative temper tantrum. The back issues are real. And just another item on the laundry list of negatives associated with Ben Simmons

Herniated discs are common. Draymond Green had one, but he chose non operative recovery and it took him several months.

Who knows what the real story is, but I have a strong suspicion Simmons wasn't afraid to go the extra mile to one up and beat the sixers FO.

This is becoming a ben Simmons nightmare.

Just say no.

Grumpy heat fan... Cmon son. Time to retire w this

-SHULA

3ammy3uck3ts · Post #1030 » by **3ammy3uck3ts** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:20 pm

IceColdCubano wrote:Alright gonna go play some Diablo 4....and when I come back in 3 hours expect this thread to be another 5-6 more pages of nothingness. Its quiet clear that this OP sir Bammy cannot close this deal, let alone close his cheeks.

Every time you all doubt OP it comes back to smack you in the face, whether it ends here with me or not I’m the main driver of Dame to Miami and it WILL come to fruition. Apology forms will be sent out

Grumpy Heat Fan · Post #1031 » by **Grumpy Heat Fan** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:20 pm

MettaWorldPanda wrote:[tweet]16762767911519273tweet]

And Bammy offering to get railed by Riley like Green did Christopher smdh. What are we doing here. Smdh Happy 4th non the less

hahahah

hey man, I'm just happy Riley negotiated in good faith with a fair deal for both sides.

I'm good with whatever happens now.

wade44 · Post #1032 » by **wade44** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:22 pm

Scary time when some are salivating at the thought of acquiring Ben Simmons

insfo · Post #1033 » by **insfo** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:24 pm

Pharenheit wrote:Scary time when some are salivating at the thought of acquiring Ben Simmons

I’m with you there, but I think the attraction is that we might be able to keep JJJ & Jovic in that scenario

3ammy3uck3ts · Post #1034 » by **3ammy3uck3ts** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:25 pm

Read on Twitter

Grumpy Heat Fan · Post #1035 » by **Grumpy Heat Fan** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:26 pm

insfo wrote:
Pharenheit wrote:Scary time when some are salivating at the thought of acquiring Ben Simmons

I’m with you there, but I think the attraction is that we might be able to keep JJJ & Jovic in that scenario

Correct

It's not salivating, it's more like, ordering that delicious ribeye steak even if it comes with some nasty brussel sprouts.

You ask the waiter if they can replace the nasty brussel sprouts with something else, but the Chef refuses.

You grab your knife, shove the brussel sprouts to the side of the plate, and find a spot for them. You make it work.

Daffy · Post #1036 » by **Daffy** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:28 pm

insfo wrote:
Daffy wrote:
IceColdCubano wrote: , straight up fantasia stop.....7-8 team trade?!?!?!

To be fair....this the same kind of vibes I get from your nuggets honestly.

Didn’t you say you were going to start posting nuggets too? What happened to that?

I’m assuming it wasn’t as easy to write it as it seemed right?

Lol I'm not that creative honestly.

SoFlaKingReal · Post #1037 » by **SoFlaKingReal** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:28 pm

Are we sure Portland doesn't want Simmons?

3ammy3uck3ts · Post #1038 » by **3ammy3uck3ts** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:29 pm

Read on Twitter

Just look at the smile on dudes face when it cuts over. He knew this was happening the whole time and he can’t wait, knows it’s the absolute perfect fit

Flash4thewin · Post #1039 » by **Flash4thewin** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:30 pm

Nuggets we can all get behind today

Daffy · Post #1040 » by **Daffy** » Tue Jul 4, 2023 5:30 pm

3ammy3uck3ts wrote:

Read on Twitter

I don't know Pat. I don't ever want to get as close to Pat as you hope to do 3ammy, but I know he won't hold up a deal for Dame over Martin. We can ignore this article.