Miami Heat Off-season Thread 9.0 - Dame’s BBW Edition

[Tim_Hardawayy]

Madonna is a little over twice my age, but I’d still fold. We’d be cute with our wonky knees.

You could have one that looks just like her without sharing DNA with like a thousand other dudes.

[SoFlaKingReal]

I find it funny that some people think we're only active here because of the impending Lillard Trade because we burn through threads like it was a box of matches on a volcano. Little do they know we always stay popping. I've been guilty of wandering to other teams' sections to take a gander. Only to see they are still on the thread they started the season with.

This board really exploded post Heatles for whatever reason, I credit goodboy and iggie (yeah yeah I know they don't need the ego boost but credit where credit is due).

That being said, peak realgm imo was Knicks board circa 04-09 (basically the "peak" Isaiah era), all-time great threads there both related to bitching about guys like Curry/Randolph, as well as OT. I will never forget following the Marbury vaseline saga there as well.

Check my "Joined Date".....I've been a big Heat fan for awhile, but somehow never found this forum until 2014 when I was frantically searching for news about Lebron's possible departure.

[Tim_Hardawayy]

I find it funny that some people think we're only active here because of the impending Lillard Trade because we burn through threads like it was a box of matches on a volcano. Little do they know we always stay popping. I've been guilty of wandering to other teams' sections to take a gander. Only to see they are still on the thread they started the season with.

This board really exploded post Heatles for whatever reason, I credit goodboy and iggie (yeah yeah I know they don't need the ego boost but credit where credit is due).

That being said, peak realgm imo was Knicks board circa 04-09 (basically the "peak" Isaiah era), all-time great threads there both related to bitching about guys like Curry/Randolph, as well as OT. I will never forget following the Marbury vaseline saga there as well.

Check my "Joined Date".....I've been a big Heat fan for awhile, but somehow never found this forum until 2014 when I was frantically searching for news about Lebron's possible departure.

Nice you got in right when things really started cooking here. LeBron era was fun don't get me wrong but exhausting having to constantly play defense. Although seeing the u mad meme explode in the summer of '10 was pretty funny (we def had karmic payback for that one).

I've actually been a lurker since like 2003, but they had weird signup rules back then, I couldn't get an account with my hotmail email for some reason. Also for those who aren't aware of other team boards, Milwaukee, Orlando and Chicago are all pretty good as well.

[Umbooki]

Madonna is a little over twice my age, but I’d still fold. We’d be cute with our wonky knees.

You could have one that looks just like her without sharing DNA with like a thousand other dudes.

For sure.

It’s Madonna, though. Lemme be Dude 1001 while we play her tracks like a fever dream.

[HEATVols865]

Bro…Kuzma’s mom is a BBW HOTTIE!

https://andscape.com/features/kyle-kuzmas-new-wizards-contract-a-goal-achieved-a-promise-fulfilled/

[MorbidHEAT]

Madonna is a little over twice my age, but I’d still fold. We’d be cute with our wonky knees.

You could have one that looks just like her without sharing DNA with like a thousand other dudes.

Or without all the plastic just popping out of every random place she’s injected it to.

[Daffy]

No Heat or Blazers game today and tonight is also the espys I think.




Would be the perfect day to deliver us Dame

[Rapaz]

No Heat or Blazers game today and tonight is also the espys I think.




Would be the perfect day to deliver us Dame

[HEATVols865]

No Heat or Blazers game today and tonight is also the espys I think.




Would be the perfect day to deliver us Dame

You’re gonna get the BBWs I don’t like in this deal.
Take all the 400lbs SSBBWs

[MartianTimeSlip]

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[IceColdCubano]

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This is starting to make more sense, Miami has not been the one looking for the multi team trade, they presented their offer, Portland needs to figure it and route Herro to another place for assets.

[IceColdCubano]

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[Daffy]

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This is starting to make more sense, Miami has not been the one looking for the multi team trade, they presented their offer, Portland needs to figure it and route Herro to another place for assets.

Trade should have been done already then? Especially with Shams reporting multiple teams have interest in Herro. Dude I wish we knew what the exact package really was and what's the real hold up.

Herro, Lauri, Collins and Kessler isn't a bad young core at all. Get an attacking PG and you're really cooking.

[IceColdCubano]

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This is starting to make more sense, Miami has not been the one looking for the multi team trade, they presented their offer, Portland needs to figure it and route Herro to another place for assets.

Trade should have been done already then? Especially with Shams reporting multiple teams have interest in Herro. Dude I wish we knew what the exact package really was and what's the real hold up.

Herro, Lauri, Collins and Kessler isn't a bad young core at all. Get an attacking PG and you're really cooking.

Not necessarily, if its on Portland to route Herro, they are just going to sit on it until Miami increases their offer, the moment they inquire another team, its obvious they are ready to pull the trigger.

[wadenation305]

I find it funny that some people think we're only active here because of the impending Lillard Trade because we burn through threads like it was a box of matches on a volcano. Little do they know we always stay popping. I've been guilty of wandering to other teams' sections to take a gander. Only to see they are still on the thread they started the season with.

This board really exploded post Heatles for whatever reason, I credit goodboy and iggie (yeah yeah I know they don't need the ego boost but credit where credit is due).

That being said, peak realgm imo was Knicks board circa 04-09 (basically the "peak" Isaiah era), all-time great threads there both related to bitching about guys like Curry/Randolph, as well as OT. I will never forget following the Marbury vaseline saga there as well.

Goodboy carries us all on the wings of his lats, cleaning up the mess the Iggie makes whenever he OPs

Whenever we want good fights we have 3bammy and 3bomer in tables, ladders and guns match with Wilt as the special referee, Shula in the Jim Ross role, and Marson is the fan that bought a ticket to the event just to throw popcorn at them lol We have a special crew here lol XD


I originally used to call the official heat forums, my forum home. But after it shut down I found this place. I came in at the tail end of the Ricky Roma era lol

[Daffy]

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This is starting to make more sense, Miami has not been the one looking for the multi team trade, they presented their offer, Portland needs to figure it and route Herro to another place for assets.

Trade should have been done already then? Especially with Shams reporting multiple teams have interest in Herro. Dude I wish we knew what the exact package really was and what's the real hold up.

Herro, Lauri, Collins and Kessler isn't a bad young core at all. Get an attacking PG and you're really cooking.

Not necessarily, if its on Portland to route Herro, they are just going to sit on it until Miami increases their offer, the moment they inquire another team, its obvious they are ready to pull the trigger.

Wouldn't that also give Miami incentive to find another team to take Herro as well? If I'm piecing this puzzle together correctly that means Miami isn't really getting back any players outside of Dame and Nurkic also might not be on the move if it's up to Portland to find the Herro taker or am I off here?

[IceColdCubano]

I find it funny that some people think we're only active here because of the impending Lillard Trade because we burn through threads like it was a box of matches on a volcano. Little do they know we always stay popping. I've been guilty of wandering to other teams' sections to take a gander. Only to see they are still on the thread they started the season with.

This board really exploded post Heatles for whatever reason, I credit goodboy and iggie (yeah yeah I know they don't need the ego boost but credit where credit is due).

That being said, peak realgm imo was Knicks board circa 04-09 (basically the "peak" Isaiah era), all-time great threads there both related to bitching about guys like Curry/Randolph, as well as OT. I will never forget following the Marbury vaseline saga there as well.

Goodboy carries us all on the wings of his lats, cleaning up the mess the Iggie makes whenever he OPs

Whenever we want good fights we have 3bammy and 3bomer in tables, ladders and guns match with Wilt as the special referee, Shula in the Jim Ross role, and Marson is the fan that bought a ticket to the event just to throw popcorn at them lol We have a special crew here lol XD


I originally used to call the official heat forums, my forum home. But after it shut down I found this place. I came in at the tail end of the Ricky Roma era lol

That's were I came from too, I used to be a constant on those forums, good times. I had to find a new home after that, a lot of guys from there probably came here.

[wadenation305]

This board really exploded post Heatles for whatever reason, I credit goodboy and iggie (yeah yeah I know they don't need the ego boost but credit where credit is due).

That being said, peak realgm imo was Knicks board circa 04-09 (basically the "peak" Isaiah era), all-time great threads there both related to bitching about guys like Curry/Randolph, as well as OT. I will never forget following the Marbury vaseline saga there as well.

Goodboy carries us all on the wings of his lats, cleaning up the mess the Iggie makes whenever he OPs

Whenever we want good fights we have 3bammy and 3bomer in tables, ladders and guns match with Wilt as the special referee, Shula in the Jim Ross role, and Marson is the fan that bought a ticket to the event just to throw popcorn at them lol We have a special crew here lol XD


I originally used to call the official heat forums, my forum home. But after it shut down I found this place. I came in at the tail end of the Ricky Roma era lol

That's were I came from too, I used to be a constant on those forums, good times. I had to find a new home after that, a lot of guys from there probably came here.

Oh, nice! I know Majestic also came from there, even though I haven't seen him here in a while. He was a beast OP over there with all the pregame stats and rundown

[IceColdCubano]

Trade should have been done already then? Especially with Shams reporting multiple teams have interest in Herro. Dude I wish we knew what the exact package really was and what's the real hold up.

Herro, Lauri, Collins and Kessler isn't a bad young core at all. Get an attacking PG and you're really cooking.

Not necessarily, if its on Portland to route Herro, they are just going to sit on it until Miami increases their offer, the moment they inquire another team, its obvious they are ready to pull the trigger.

Wouldn't that also give Miami incentive to find another team to take Herro as well? If I'm piecing this puzzle together correctly that means Miami isn't really getting back any players outside of Dame and Nurkic also might not be on the move if it's up to Portland to find the Herro taker or am I off here?

Their deal does not have Nurkic coming back, Ira hit the nail on the head with how he said what their offer was.
Its Herro & Lowry(to match salaries) Jovic(Young player that Portland likes) 2 FRP's
Three things left on the table not in the initial deal:
Duncan Robinson - would only be included if additional salary is needed on a player coming back from another team.
JJJ & Caleb - Miami is only providing one of them in the initial trade(Jovic being the guy they prefer more), however they would include another one of the three only as last measure, and never would give up all three.
1 FRP - The OKC protections would only be used if and it requires a last ditch measure to make the trade.

[Daffy]

I find it funny that some people think we're only active here because of the impending Lillard Trade because we burn through threads like it was a box of matches on a volcano. Little do they know we always stay popping. I've been guilty of wandering to other teams' sections to take a gander. Only to see they are still on the thread they started the season with.

This board really exploded post Heatles for whatever reason, I credit goodboy and iggie (yeah yeah I know they don't need the ego boost but credit where credit is due).

That being said, peak realgm imo was Knicks board circa 04-09 (basically the "peak" Isaiah era), all-time great threads there both related to bitching about guys like Curry/Randolph, as well as OT. I will never forget following the Marbury vaseline saga there as well.

Goodboy carries us all on the wings of his lats, cleaning up the mess the Iggie makes whenever he OPs

Whenever we want good fights we have 3bammy and 3bomer in tables, ladders and guns match with Wilt as the special referee, Shula in the Jim Ross role, and Marson is the fan that bought a ticket to the event just to throw popcorn at them lol We have a special crew here lol XD


I originally used to call the official heat forums, my forum home. But after it shut down I found this place. I came in at the tail end of the Ricky Roma era lol

Lol they're driving Wilt crazy with it. I can imagine how he looks everytime he logs on and sees them going at it.....