Miami Heat Off-season Thread 9.0 - Dame’s BBW Edition

Post #521 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:12 am

3ammy3uck3ts wrote:
MorbidHEAT wrote:
3ammy3uck3ts wrote:Hope she was worth the championship.

In his defense, that woman gets finer with age. However old she is now trumps 20 year old Shakira, in my humble opinion. Let that man enjoy clapping them cheeks.

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powerball1373 · Post #522 » by **powerball1373** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:17 am

MettaWorldPanda wrote:Here’s another getting better with age

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Rapaz · Post #523 » by **Rapaz** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:26 am

Sofia is spectacular.

A few more below

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MorbidHEAT · Post #524 » by **MorbidHEAT** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:31 am

Salma Hayek beats them both, hands down.

Post #525 » by **KingDavid** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:39 am

Yeah I'm not fawning over old women with surgery lol

I'll take em in their 20s like I do now.

HEATVols865 · Post #526 » by **HEATVols865** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 2:58 am

London Andrews is hotter than them all

TroubleS0me · Post #527 » by **TroubleS0me** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 3:27 am

Pokuokic wrote:
Pharenheit wrote:Damn maybe time to trade Jimmy. Once you plant the seed in those hips you’ll never be the same

At 46 I don't think there is any fertility left tbh.

Yup no babies
Yimmies gotta think fast

Trapstar3 · Post #528 » by **Trapstar3** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 5:38 am

Shakira is so mid compared to these 2.

ShulaDon92 · Post #529 » by **ShulaDon92** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:49 am

Trapstar3 wrote:Shakira is so mid compared to these 2.

Heheh, mid.

Shakira is a singer/songwriter. She's more of an intellectual anyways

Acting is not the easiest thing either. These babes have brains

-SHULA

ShulaDon92 · Post #530 » by **ShulaDon92** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 9:00 am

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Pokuokic · Post #531 » by **Pokuokic** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:15 pm

IceColdCubano wrote:Wishing our boy Jovic the best in the Fiba World Cup, with this new added body, he should be dominating.

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This could be a official Bulk overload, Bulk Jovic going back to the Balk-ans.

If Serbia has this line up
C: Tubby Jokic/Bulk Mulitinov
PF: Bulk Jovic/Light Petrusev/ anorexic Pokusevski
SF: mid-Kalanic/Lucic
SG: Bulk Bogdanovic/light Markinkovic
PG: Bulk Micic/mid Nedovic

They will give USA/Canada serious problems

AirP. · Post #532 » by **AirP.** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:42 pm

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twozeroMM · Post #533 » by **twozeroMM** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 2:01 pm

Happy birthday future Heat legend!
*Knocks on very large wood table*

IceColdCubano · Post #534 » by **IceColdCubano** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 2:12 pm

twozeroMM wrote:Happy birthday future Heat legend!
*Knocks on very large wood table*

Just did it with both hands, Legs and my extendable 5th member.

Post #535 » by **DayofMourning** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 3:36 pm

Lillards value just decreased.

Duncan and Lowry. Saves Portland money. Thats the current value of now 33 year old Dame.

Lennyzinho · Post #536 » by **Lennyzinho** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 3:48 pm

DayofMourning wrote:Lillards value just decreased.

Duncan and Lowry. Saves Portland money. Thats the current value of now 33 year old Dame.

It's funny how all the haters like KOC and Russilo made sure to point out he was 32 and would also gloss over his last two years when he'd be 35-36 making 60M+ on avg.
I will enjoy them saying 33 now because it definitely doesn't sound as good.

I also see WOJ tweeting about his last two years making 112+ at that age and how it has decreased his trade value around the league as a step toward acceptance and preparing fan base to expect and accept less.

Still on my original guesstimate that this happens in the next thread. Late July. If people keep posting hot middle aged Latinas, it might be in two threads.

RexBoyWonder · Post #537 » by **RexBoyWonder** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 4:10 pm

So I think the most interesting left out there are :

Darius Bazley
Bol Bol
JaMychal Green
Trendon Watford
Christian Wood
Derrick Jones
Kelly Oubre
Terrence Ross
Goran Dragic
Kendrick Nunn

Wood and Oubre have real talent, but IQ and heart are questionable. For the Minimum, if we give them the right role...could add real value. Both can score off the bench, assuming we're losing Herro.

Dragic is just a savvy vet PG, assuming Lilard is the only proven PG on the roster.

Who you got?

EMC5466 · Post #538 » by **EMC5466** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 4:33 pm

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Rapaz · Post #539 » by **Rapaz** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 4:34 pm

The Brooklyn Nets were among the early teams linked to Tyler Herro in multi-team trade talks between the Portland Trail Blazers and Miami Heat surrounding Damian Lillard, per SNY. Recently, the Utah Jazz were linked to Herro, per Yahoo Sports.

The Toronto Raptors can also be added to the list of teams that have expressed exploratory interest in acquiring Herro as part of multi-team trade talks between the Blazers and Heat involving Lillard, league sources told HoopsHype.

Over the past two seasons in Miami, Herro has won a Sixth Man of the Year award and started all 67 games played last season. He’s been consistent in either role, averaging 20.4 points, 5.2 rebounds, and 4.1 assists on 44.3 percent shooting overall, 38.7 percent from downtown, and almost automatic at the foul line at 89.8 percent the past two seasons.

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SoFlaKingReal · Post #540 » by **SoFlaKingReal** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 4:40 pm

It really feels like the Heat and other teams are willing to sit down and find a deal that works. Clueless Joe Cronin is the one not operating in good faith.