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Slow-Mo, the team 

Post#1 » by penbeast0 » Mon Jul 24, 2023 2:15 am

Slowest players at each position who still were NBA starter material.

My first cut take:

PG Mark Jackson -- strong, smart, not terribly quick
SG J.J. Redick -- pure shooter
SF Kyle Anderson -- team captain
PF Ryan Anderson -- no relation
C Georghe Muresan -- 7'8 and fundamentally sound, but Greg Ostertag could put the ball on the floor and take him to the basket in isolation
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Re: Slow-Mo, the team 

Post#2 » by Tomtolbert » Mon Jul 24, 2023 3:37 am

Are we considering slow to be at the lower end of the speed or quickness spectrum, or both?

Dirk especially in his later years

Muresan is hard to beat at C, but Hibbert and Yao are up there. Maybe Duckworth?
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Re: Slow-Mo, the team 

Post#3 » by penbeast0 » Mon Jul 24, 2023 4:14 am

Tomtolbert wrote:Are we considering slow to be at the lower end of the speed or quickness spectrum, or both?

Dirk especially in his later years

Muresan is hard to beat at C, but Hibbert and Yao are up there. Maybe Duckworth?


I'm thinking more quickness, first step, staying in front of opponents rather than end to end speed. Yao was above average for a 7'6+ guy (of which there have only been 6 or so. I'd go with Shawn Bradley as the quickest, maybe Manute if he could untangle himself, but Yao over Georghe, Tacko, or Slavko Vranes (who I admit I don't remember ever seeing play).

I was thinking Redick was probably the one that there should be slower guys out there, maybe Ryan Anderson too. Assuming Slow Mo is actually that slow though he always looks really coordinated out there rather than awkward.
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Re: Slow-Mo, the team 

Post#4 » by SHAQ32 » Mon Jul 24, 2023 4:15 am

PG Andre Miller
SG Steve Smith
SF Brandon Ingram

PF and C there are so many guys you could go with; maybe PF Charles Oakley and C past-'94 Patrick Ewing
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Re: Slow-Mo, the team 

Post#5 » by penbeast0 » Mon Jul 24, 2023 4:55 am

Andre Miller and Steve Smith were both pretty athletic when they came into the league, ATL was having Smith play PG. Is Ingram really slower afoot than Kyle Anderson?
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Re: Slow-Mo, the team 

Post#6 » by Heej » Tue Jul 25, 2023 6:41 am

Luka seems like a glaring omission imo
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Re: Slow-Mo, the team 

Post#7 » by penbeast0 » Tue Jul 25, 2023 4:24 pm

Heej wrote:Luka seems like a glaring omission imo


I consider Luka, like Magic or Oscar, a two defensively (which is where I make my positional ratings). You think he is slower afoot than Redick?
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Re: Slow-Mo, the team 

Post#8 » by Bank Shot » Tue Jul 25, 2023 5:23 pm

I think Jared Dudley should have a spot on the bench. He wasn't a bad defender in his prime, but that definitely wasn't due to his quickness.
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Re: Slow-Mo, the team 

Post#9 » by nate33 » Tue Jul 25, 2023 6:12 pm

Boris Diaw
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Re: Slow-Mo, the team 

Post#10 » by penbeast0 » Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:34 pm

nate33 wrote:Boris Diaw


2006 Boris or the fatter slower version we saw later? And I assume you have him at PF or do you have him as more of a SF?
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Post#11 » by mcfly1204 » Wed Jul 26, 2023 10:32 pm

Ilgauskas should be the starting center. Early injuries derailed what could have been an amazing career. That said, he still carved out several years as a talented, crafty veteran.
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Re: Slow-Mo, the team 

Post#12 » by penbeast0 » Wed Jul 26, 2023 10:36 pm

Hey, I may get persuaded to change any other position, that's why I've been asking questions when people make suggestions, but not My Giant. Muresan was the slowest player to ever make the NBA (at least since I started watching in 66-67) and it wasn't close.
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Re: Slow-Mo, the team 

Post#13 » by Pipp33 » Thu Jul 27, 2023 5:44 am

Surely Slo-Mo Joe Ingles gets a look in here.
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Re: Slow-Mo, the team 

Post#14 » by penbeast0 » Thu Jul 27, 2023 11:58 am

Ingles is a good challenger, v. Kyle Anderson for the SF spot I assume?
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Re: Slow-Mo, the team 

Post#15 » by Heej » Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:51 pm

penbeast0 wrote:
Heej wrote:Luka seems like a glaring omission imo


I consider Luka, like Magic or Oscar, a two defensively (which is where I make my positional ratings). You think he is slower afoot than Redick?

That's fair. I guess I kinda consider him a PG on offense, hider on defense.
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