Community Thread LXII: Vaccines Can't Fix Stupid
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“I’ve been working 10 hours
All I want is wings stop
All I want is wings stop
Just effin drive
What did you eat Squid?
I ate nothing! Nothing!
Nothing! Nothing!
Nothing! Nothing!”
If you know you know
All I want is wings stop
All I want is wings stop
Just effin drive
What did you eat Squid?
I ate nothing! Nothing!
Nothing! Nothing!
Nothing! Nothing!”
If you know you know
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bed room closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is"
Boy " I have a baseball."
Man "That's nice"
Boy "Want to buy it?"
Man "No, thanks"
Boy "My dad/s outside..."
Man "O.K. - How much?"
Boy "$250"
In a few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet together.
Boy "Dark in here"
Man “ Yes, it is."
Boy "I have a baseball glove"
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"
Boy "$750"
Man "Sold!"
A few days later the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy " $ 1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...
that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you
to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here".
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again, you're in my closet now."
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bed room closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is"
Boy " I have a baseball."
Man "That's nice"
Boy "Want to buy it?"
Man "No, thanks"
Boy "My dad/s outside..."
Man "O.K. - How much?"
Boy "$250"
In a few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet together.
Boy "Dark in here"
Man “ Yes, it is."
Boy "I have a baseball glove"
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"
Boy "$750"
Man "Sold!"
A few days later the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy " $ 1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...
that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you
to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here".
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again, you're in my closet now."
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Come on man, that joke is so old that the boy could have been Albert Pujols.
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***** Joke of the day *****
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, '"Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, '"Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration."
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, '"Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, '"Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration."
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I messaged Riot Sweetie over on my Facebook... still waiting for her response. Glad we have historical records of old posts on here dating back over 10 plus years. Memories.
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THIS ANCIENT GB THREAD IS COMEDY GOLD even tho most of the hosted images dont work.
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ech. Ive read some of my old posts from 2012.
Gonna read sum more.
How old are some of you old farts?
I'm already passed my 40s...
Tycobb must be in his late 20s by now...
Slava you around my age?
Gonna read sum more.
How old are some of you old farts?
I'm already passed my 40s...
Tycobb must be in his late 20s by now...
Slava you around my age?
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Still late 30s brother. The sweet spot where I have enough disposable income and energy to do things but no kids to drain it yet.
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Slava wrote:Still late 30s brother. The sweet spot where I have enough disposable income and energy to do things but no kids to drain it yet.
NICE I'm jelly.
I have none for the moment. I wish for normality in my life.
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Sofa King wrote:Slava wrote:Still late 30s brother. The sweet spot where I have enough disposable income and energy to do things but no kids to drain it yet.
NICE I'm jelly.
I have none for the moment. I wish for normality in my life.
You're back state side right? Hope the health is good.
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Slava wrote:Sofa King wrote:Slava wrote:You're back state side right? Hope the health is good.
Yes sir! Been back to Cali since November of 2018.
urrently I'm living in West Covina with PT and OT near by.
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Pee Wee Herman RIP
Lost a part of my childhood today.
Mekka mekka hiney hOL!
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I’m in my 30s and that dude still creeps me the **** out.
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47 now gawd...
But holy crap ricky stanicky will be hilarious. First comedy since something about Mary for Pete Farrelly and john Cena is awesome.
But holy crap ricky stanicky will be hilarious. First comedy since something about Mary for Pete Farrelly and john Cena is awesome.
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Always good to see OGs in here. Hope everyone's doing well!
Wonder what happened to Doormatt, Jetset, Immadogg, hermes, and who was doing the O Face back then? Lol
Wonder what happened to Doormatt, Jetset, Immadogg, hermes, and who was doing the O Face back then? Lol