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What one question would you ask Coach Mazulla?

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What one question would you ask Coach Mazulla? 

Post#1 » by vct33 » Wed Sep 13, 2023 1:22 am

I'm going to be at a meet & greet with Joe Mazulla tomorrow and I can't decided what to ask or say to him if I only have a chance for one question or comment.
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Re: What one question would you ask Coach Mazulla? 

Post#2 » by Hal14 » Wed Sep 13, 2023 2:23 am

Hmm, idk. Maybe ask about the struggles we have had executing down the stretch offensively in close games. What does he think the biggest reason for the struggles and what is he planning to do this season to try and remedy it?
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Re: What one question would you ask Coach Mazulla? 

Post#3 » by steefP2 » Wed Sep 13, 2023 8:54 am

vct33 wrote:I'm going to be at a meet & greet with Joe Mazulla tomorrow and I can't decided what to ask or say to him if I only have a chance for one question or comment.



He’ll never answer this but some version of how much of last years priorities and schemes were actually the things he wants to do and how much was out of necessity.

Again; he’s not answering this truthfully I’d expect but I’d kill to know.

A more easy question that you might actually get a real answer to would be smth along the lines of:” what do you expect the biggest difference will be between the ‘23 Celtics and the ‘22 Celtics”
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Re: What one question would you ask Coach Mazulla? 

Post#4 » by playa-hater » Wed Sep 13, 2023 3:03 pm

Ask Mazz on who was really coaching during timeouts?? and who will now that Marcus is gone? 8-)
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Post#5 » by BK_2020 » Wed Sep 13, 2023 3:09 pm

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Post#6 » by shackles10 » Wed Sep 13, 2023 3:23 pm

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Re: What one question would you ask Coach Mazulla? 

Post#7 » by 31to6 » Wed Sep 13, 2023 5:13 pm

with the loss of their best post-up option (Smart), will the Celtics look to feature Porzingis and/or Tatum on the low or high blocks at times -- or will it just be 5 out pass pass pass pass for the most open 3 possible?

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Post#8 » by djFan71 » Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:14 pm

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Re: What one question would you ask Coach Mazulla? 

Post#9 » by steefP2 » Thu Sep 14, 2023 1:59 pm

****, marry, kill ? Jayson, Jaylen, KP
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Post#10 » by bigfoot_cryptozoology » Thu Sep 14, 2023 2:27 pm

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Post#11 » by 165bows » Thu Sep 14, 2023 2:41 pm

Well ask him if hostage tape is worth the money of course.
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Re: What one question would you ask Coach Mazulla? 

Post#12 » by CeltsfanSinceBirth » Thu Sep 14, 2023 3:52 pm

Ask him where he hides the bodies of all the people he’s murdered.
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Re: What one question would you ask Coach Mazulla? 

Post#13 » by MeanGeraldGreen » Thu Sep 14, 2023 4:09 pm

CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:Ask him where he hides the bodies of all the people he’s murdered.


Probably in a vat of Mayo, nasty ass.
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Re: What one question would you ask Coach Mazulla? 

Post#14 » by shackles10 » Thu Sep 14, 2023 4:20 pm

steefP2 wrote:****, marry, kill ? Jayson, Jaylen, KP


I forgot what thread we were in for a second and had a lot of questions
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Re: What one question would you ask Coach Mazulla? 

Post#15 » by steefP2 » Thu Sep 14, 2023 5:46 pm

CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:Ask him where he hides the bodies of all the people he’s murdered.



Pigs ate em
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Re: What one question would you ask Coach Mazulla? 

Post#16 » by bigfoot_cryptozoology » Thu Sep 14, 2023 6:40 pm

CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:Ask him where he hides the bodies of all the people he’s murdered.


Mazzulla once killed a man for just snoring...

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Re: What one question would you ask Coach Mazulla? 

Post#17 » by CeltsfanSinceBirth » Thu Sep 14, 2023 8:14 pm

steefP2 wrote:
CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:Ask him where he hides the bodies of all the people he’s murdered.



Pigs ate em


Lol. That reminds me of the Robert Pickton story. Was visiting Vancouver with a girl I was dating at the time. She had relatives who lived in Coaquitlam, which is a short drive away from Vancouver. Happened to be in town when that story broke (for those who don’t know, Pickton was convicted of killing hookers and then feeding their body parts to his pigs on the farm). Anyhow, my ex-girl’s cousin told us they had bought a pig from him a few months prior, because we’re Filipino, and Filipinos love roasting pigs at parties. Lol
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Re: What one question would you ask Coach Mazulla? 

Post#18 » by captain green » Sun Sep 17, 2023 1:41 am

Ask him if he knows what a time out is?
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