Smack talk thread?

Post #1041 » by **Cactus Jack** » Tue Oct 31, 2023 7:07 pm

bluejerseyjinx wrote:
Cactus Jack wrote:When did I say that Geno was on his level? Not at all. Geno makes too many mistakes. That's what cost them that game. It's not a good recipe when you have a patchwork offensive line against that pass rush. Geno does not play well when he's pressured.

Burrow wasn't even close to being healthy in that game. If Burrow had been healthy it wouldn't have been a close game at all is what I am saying. Plus they also had Higgins out and injuries on their O-line as well. Both teams 100% healthy, Bengals slaughter them.

Burrow was plenty healthy.

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1042 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Tue Oct 31, 2023 7:11 pm

Cactus Jack wrote:
bluejerseyjinx wrote:
Cactus Jack wrote:When did I say that Geno was on his level? Not at all. Geno makes too many mistakes. That's what cost them that game. It's not a good recipe when you have a patchwork offensive line against that pass rush. Geno does not play well when he's pressured.

Burrow wasn't even close to being healthy in that game. If Burrow had been healthy it wouldn't have been a close game at all is what I am saying. Plus they also had Higgins out and injuries on their O-line as well. Both teams 100% healthy, Bengals slaughter them.

Burrow was plenty healthy.

Not in that game. Far from it. I'd say 80% if that. Burrow just started getting healthy the week before last.

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1043 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Mon Nov 6, 2023 4:18 pm

Burrow >>>>> Allen and Dobbs >>>>>> Cousins!

Jaydubb · Post #1044 » by **Jaydubb** » Mon Nov 6, 2023 8:26 pm

Saw this screenshot on Reddit.. I disagree with like 99% of the stuff skip says, but he’s hilarious man..lmao.. what is dak doing to Jalen..?

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1045 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Mon Nov 6, 2023 8:39 pm

Jaydubb wrote:Saw this screenshot on Reddit.. I disagree with like 99% of the stuff skip says, but he’s hilarious man..lmao.. what is dak doing to Jalen..?

And he still can't come through in the clutch. It was big game.

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1046 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Fri Dec 1, 2023 11:18 pm

Jaydubb wrote:Saw this screenshot on Reddit.. I disagree with like 99% of the stuff skip says, but he’s hilarious man..lmao.. what is dak doing to Jalen..?

And I can't make a joke about Pete Carroll's junk. :talkhand:

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1047 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Fri Dec 1, 2023 11:20 pm

On a separate note, I took my broken vacuum back to the store yesterday. The associate at the store threw an Egaks jersey over the vacuum and now it sucks again.

Jaydubb · Post #1048 » by **Jaydubb** » Fri Dec 1, 2023 11:39 pm

bluejerseyjinx wrote:
Jaydubb wrote:Saw this screenshot on Reddit.. I disagree with like 99% of the stuff skip says, but he’s hilarious man..lmao.. what is dak doing to Jalen..?

And I can't make a joke about Pete Carroll's junk.

That is as one post. You’ve talked about “pete carroll’s junk” at least 73 times in the last 2 days. I do not want to even think about what you might’ve dreamed about last night.

Jaydubb · Post #1049 » by **Jaydubb** » Fri Dec 1, 2023 11:46 pm

bluejerseyjinx wrote:On a separate note, I took my broken vacuum back to the store yesterday. The associate at the store threw an Egaks jersey over the vacuum and now it sucks again.

Your last post was about “Pete Carroll’s junk” and then in the very next post you talk about sucking..

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1050 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Fri Dec 1, 2023 11:56 pm

Jaydubb wrote:
bluejerseyjinx wrote:On a separate note, I took my broken vacuum back to the store yesterday. The associate at the store threw an Egaks jersey over the vacuum and now it sucks again.

Your last post was about “Pete Carroll’s junk” and then in the very next post you talk about sucking..

Got you excited, didn't it? :gossip:

Jaydubb · Post #1051 » by **Jaydubb** » Sat Dec 2, 2023 12:16 am

bluejerseyjinx wrote:
Jaydubb wrote:
bluejerseyjinx wrote:On a separate note, I took my broken vacuum back to the store yesterday. The associate at the store threw an Egaks jersey over the vacuum and now it sucks again.

Your last post was about “Pete Carroll’s junk” and then in the very next post you talk about sucking..

Got you excited, didn't it?

More excited than I’ve ever been in my entire life

QB_Eagles · Post #1052 » by **QB_Eagles** » Sat Dec 2, 2023 3:53 am

bluejerseyjinx wrote:On a separate note, I took my broken vacuum back to the store yesterday. The associate at the store threw an Egaks jersey over the vacuum and now it sucks again.

What does a fish say when he swims against a wall?

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1053 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Sun Dec 3, 2023 3:04 am

Egal fans have it made when it comes to dating. They never have to worry about their dates ever asking for a ring.

Jaydubb · Post #1054 » by **Jaydubb** » Sun Dec 3, 2023 4:32 am

bluejerseyjinx wrote:Egal fans have it made when it comes to dating. They never have to worry about their dates ever asking for a ring.

Eagle fans live rent free in your head

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1055 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Sun Dec 3, 2023 4:53 am

According to the latest polls, 91% of people are happy with their lives. The other 9% are Egal fans.

QB_Eagles · Post #1056 » by **QB_Eagles** » Sun Dec 3, 2023 5:01 am

QB_Eagles wrote:
bluejerseyjinx wrote:On a separate note, I took my broken vacuum back to the store yesterday. The associate at the store threw an Egaks jersey over the vacuum and now it sucks again.

What does a fish say when he swims against a wall?

Dam!

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1057 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Sun Dec 3, 2023 3:24 pm

So on the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class she is a Eagles fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Eagles fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Julie please tell us why you didn't raise your Hand?"
Because I'm not an Eagles fan", She replied.
The teacher, still shocked asked, "Well, if you are not an Eagles fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Giants Fan, and proud of it," she replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Julie, please tell us why you are a Giants fan ?"
"Because my mom is a Giants fan,and my dad is a Giants fan, so I'm a Giants fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Giants fan. You don't have to be just
like your parents all the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?"
"Then," Julie smiled, "I'd be an Eagles fan."

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1058 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Sun Dec 3, 2023 3:27 pm

Its flu season guys. During flu season the best place to be is in the Egals end zone. They don't catch anything in there.

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1059 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Sun Dec 3, 2023 3:59 pm

One day a 4th grade teacher in a Philadelphia school asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up - Firemen, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.
However little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men who put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is real good he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "is that really true about your father?"
"No," Justin said, "He plays for the Eagles, but Its just too embarrassing for me to say that in front of the other kids."

QB_Eagles · Post #1060 » by **QB_Eagles** » Sun Dec 3, 2023 4:10 pm

Someone sure loves to talk about the Eagles...