Smack talk thread?

Jaydubb · Post #1081 » by **Jaydubb** » Fri Dec 8, 2023 11:19 pm

bluejerseyjinx wrote:I'm not at all worried about the game this weekend. Feel real good about this one.

Me too. As cool as a cucumber

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1082 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Fri Dec 8, 2023 11:54 pm

Jaydubb wrote:
bluejerseyjinx wrote:I'm not at all worried about the game this weekend. Feel real good about this one.

Me too. As cool as a cucumber

Just don't get down big early. Cowboys will turn it into a smoke show. Philly suicide hot line should be very busy after the game. :wizard:

Jaydubb · Post #1083 » by **Jaydubb** » Sat Dec 9, 2023 12:08 am

bluejerseyjinx wrote:
Jaydubb wrote:
bluejerseyjinx wrote:I'm not at all worried about the game this weekend. Feel real good about this one.

Me too. As cool as a cucumber

Just don't get down big early. Cowboys will turn it into a smoke show. Philly suicide hot line should be very busy after the game.

Last time eagles and cowboys played:

https://youtu.be/lMYP93-T9MU?si=Vz80apSVUZwZSxFZ

Post #1084 » by **Harry Palmer** » Sat Dec 9, 2023 12:13 am

Here’s my smack talk to all y’all here: Our team is the 49ers and yours isn’t.

All that needs to be said, really. Don’t want you guys giving up football, gradually losing interest in life and eventually ending up living under highway underpasses ****ing winos for enough change for today’s meal.

azcatz11 · Post #1085 » by **azcatz11** » Sat Dec 9, 2023 12:14 am

Harry Palmer wrote:Here’s my smack talk to all y’all here: Our team is the 49ers and yours isn’t.

All that needs to be said, really. Don’t want you guys giving up football, gradually losing interest in life and eventually ending up living under highway underpasses ****ing winos for enough change for today’s meal.

You guys have a great color way for your jerseys

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1086 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Sat Dec 9, 2023 11:43 pm

Oh azcatz11, you are so flamboyant when it comes to the pageantry of sports. :wink:

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1087 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 1:57 pm

Philadelphia players don't always eat pastries, but when they do its usually a turnover !!!!!

QB_Eagles · Post #1088 » by **QB_Eagles** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 2:27 pm

Why do Dallas Cowboys players have to stay away from children under 5 in January?

Because that's when they are a choking hazard.

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1089 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 4:36 pm

Q: Why are Philadelphia Eagle jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A: Because Eagle fans have started to make them up themselves.

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1090 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 4:39 pm

What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle in the Super Bowl? A referee. :rofl:

El Turco · Post #1091 » by **El Turco** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 4:43 pm

top shelf humor itt

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1092 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 4:53 pm

El Turco wrote:top shelf humor itt

I would most likely get suspended for MY top shelf material.

azcatz11 · Post #1093 » by **azcatz11** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 5:29 pm

El Turco wrote:top shelf humor itt

A ton of misinformation

QB_Eagles · Post #1094 » by **QB_Eagles** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 7:01 pm

El Turco wrote:top shelf humor itt

What's the best time? 6:30 hands down.

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1095 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Mon Dec 11, 2023 1:09 pm

bluejerseyjinx wrote:I can't imagine how much more bonkers the Egals will be after losing 2 in a row to the best 2 teams in the NFC after this week.

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1096 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Mon Dec 11, 2023 1:18 pm

Jaydubb wrote:
bluejerseyjinx wrote:
Jaydubb wrote:

How dd you get that picture of AZCatz11? That's him after the Super Bowl last year.

Actually it’s you after this upcoming Sunday night. Used my Time Machine

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1097 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Mon Dec 11, 2023 2:01 pm

Cry Egals cry.

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1098 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Mon Dec 18, 2023 3:41 pm

Tony Prescott or Dak Romo = Choker. Don Meredith, Craig Morton & Danny White >>>>>>>>>>> Dumb Dak Prescott and Tony Homo.

bluejerseyjinx · Post #1099 » by **bluejerseyjinx** » Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:04 pm

I can see Dak losing to Baker Mayfield wild card weekend now.

Mr B · Post #1100 » by **Mr B** » Mon Dec 18, 2023 9:23 pm

bluejerseyjinx wrote:I can see Dak losing to Baker Mayfield wild card weekend now.

I would not be shocked if that happened.