Celts Wanted For Murdering Entire Utah Basketball Team! VC vs Jazz 1/5

Post #1 » by **bisme37** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 2:22 am

Dang you guys we absolutely destroyed those dudes!

Tatum! KP and Jrue! Derrick and JB and Hauser and Brissett!

Celts started the game 10-0, were up 36 midway through the 2nd, dominated both ends of the floor and styled on em all night.

Pacers tomorrow, Go C's!

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ConstableGeneva · Post #2 » by **ConstableGeneva** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 2:24 am

Easy call.

Home streak alive. Off to Indy for the weekend.

Fierce1 · Post #3 » by **Fierce1** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 2:24 am

JT VC.

KP CP.

30 points on only 12 shot attempts is elite.

Post #4 » by **Shak_Celts** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 2:25 am

Fierce1 wrote:JT VC.

KP CP.

30 points on only 12 shot attempts is elite.

He needs to keep regressing like that! :nod:

Smart2Nesmith43 · Post #5 » by **Smart2Nesmith43** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 2:27 am

The Utah Jazz: let's miss a bunch of shots so we can grab offensive boards.
The Boston Celtics: let's make a bunch of shots so we can't grab offensive boards.

Parasite · Post #6 » by **Parasite** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 2:27 am

Tatum and KP had excellent games. Voted Tatum.

chrisab123 · Post #7 » by **chrisab123** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 2:28 am

SLAM Hauser!

Jammer · Post #8 » by **Jammer** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 2:29 am

Utah is better than they showed. Haven't had fluidity since the Mike Conley trade last February, and offensively Collins has not blended in for them, but this was their worst showing in a long time. Not much to say about the Celtics, other than getting to see the deep bench for a change. Couldn't believe OKC was down 77-47 to Nets, now they closed to 106-87 but still 19 down.

An alternative perspective:

Pts. + Rebounds + (0.5 x Assists) + Steals + (0.5 x Blocks) - Missed FGs - (0.5 x Missed Free Throws) - Turnovers - (0.5 x Fouls)

+35 Jayson Tatum 25 minutes
+19 Kristaps Porzingis 27 minutes
+17 Jrue Holiday 24 minutes
+14 Sam Hauser 23 minutes
+13 Derrick White 26 minutes

+8.5 Jaylen Brown 27 minutes
+7.5 Oshae Brisset 17 minutes
+7 Luke Kornet 11 minutes
+6.5 Lamar Stevens 11 minutes
+4.5 Dalano Banton 6 minutes

+0.5 Payton Pritchard 23 minutes
-1 Svi Mykhailiuk 15 minutes
-2 Neemias Queta 4 minutes

Team Total = +129.5

Celts17Pride · Post #9 » by **Celts17Pride** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 2:30 am

Tatum was brilliant, easy VC. KP gets CP for 19 points on 7 shots (Ridiculous).

Great start to this tough 5 game stretch

Post #10 » by **Shak_Celts** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 2:30 am

Tatum was fire flames, kp going to NAIL any zone! Jrue said he's back. 1-0 to start the streak! Pacers are cocky, please give them some "it aint your turn!"

MapleRed · Post #11 » by **MapleRed** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 2:31 am

Tatum, of course. Love these big blow outs!

Post #12 » by **Shak_Celts** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 2:34 am

MapleRed wrote:Tatum, of course. Love these big blow outs!

I prefer bar fights but winning is always the goal. if it wasn't bad for health and mental I would take a drag-out knockdown fight, if we win, every night.

playa-hater · Post #13 » by **playa-hater** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 2:35 am

Well at least we can rule out this as a trap game... I'm already thinking about the fireworks tomorrow..

ConstableGeneva · Post #14 » by **ConstableGeneva** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 2:40 am

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bfchs123 · Post #15 » by **bfchs123** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 2:51 am

Good teams take care of business vs. bad teams - Celts did that tonight with an absolute beatdown

Post #16 » by **djFan71** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 3:37 am

Tatum and (Jazz) team shooting

ConstableGeneva · Post #17 » by **ConstableGeneva** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 3:56 am

Tatum the 5th player (and only Celtic) since 1982-83 to register 30-5-5 in less than 25 minutes. Wemby, Bane, Bron, and Westbrook the other 4. Only one with 30-5-5-1-1.

ConstableGeneva · Post #18 » by **ConstableGeneva** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 5:04 am

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Tatumfor2 · Post #19 » by **Tatumfor2** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 5:10 am

I haven't watched this one yet, but shouldn't we be around 8 pages by now? :winkgrin:

ConstableGeneva · Post #20 » by **ConstableGeneva** » Sat Jan 6, 2024 5:28 am

Tatumfor2 wrote:I haven't watched this one yet, but shouldn't we be around 8 pages by now?

No chance. We won. Easily. Most of the complaints you'll hear are about the halftime "entertainment".

Who smokes the big cigar?