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HANDSOME MAN MASAI UJIRI SERVED DIVORCED PAPERS BY EX-WIFE 

Post#1 » by Clay Davis » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:19 pm

https://sportpulse.com.ng/sad-news-toronto-raptors-president-masai-ujiri-faces-personal-turmoil-as-wife-ramatu-sends-divorce-letter/


Well, let me tell you somethin', my man Masai Ujiri, he had that rizz, that undeniable rizz that had folks gravitatin' towards him like a moth to a flame. But see, even the smoothest operators can hit a rough patch, and word on the street is that his Mrs. served him those divorce papers, cuttin' through his rizz like a knife through butter. Now, ain't that a shame? I mean, who would've thought that even a man with the slickest rizz in the game could find himself in the heartbreak zone? Life's a tricky game, my friend, and even the best players can end up on the losing side when it comes to matters of the heart.

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Now lemme break it down for y'all, to read anything like malice and mockery into my post... there ain't none of that there. Now I can't tell y'all too much bout my life, but lemme just say that divorce... divorce hurts the two souls that once were joined, but it hurts even more the children who came into such a beautiful union. But sometimes people grow apart, and it's for the better. All we can do is hope and pray that Masai and Rumatu are as wonderful father and mother to their two beautiful babies as when they were Mr. and Mrs. Ujiri.

Let me be clear as a Summer day (or a February day in Toronto, depending on the week we're talkin' bout!): my heart of all hearts hurts for Mr. Ujiri.

I will not address the misconception again that I made mockery of this wonderful leader of an organization that we all love -- as a leader myself, I know what it's like to be a lightning bolt of slander. To read that sort of disgusting vitriol into my text, brotha, that's a reflection of your prejudices against me and your viewpoint of discussion on the internet, writ large! You see insults when they ain' there, the most vile of kicks thrown at a man when they're down. I don't throw kicks to people that are down... I only offer them a hand, so they can stand up straight and be the men that they're meant to be!

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Article likely generated by A.I.! The worlds going mad... a request has been sent to the mods to rectify this issue! What does Sam Altman have to gain by generating this discord?!? One can only surmise...

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Post#2 » by lorax » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:23 pm

Well said.
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Post#3 » by Tor_Raps » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:24 pm

Not sure but are you celebrating that he's going through a divorce?

You can hate on whatever moves he's made lately (and I've done that plenty) but there's a fine line between basketball and the human being. Hope I read your post wrong.
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Post#4 » by Jef » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:32 pm

Another instance of a VIP leaving Masai and him getting nothing in return.
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Post#5 » by Psubs » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:36 pm

Miami Heat giving Spo his contract extension after divorce proceedings were done.
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Post#6 » by Harcore Fenton Mun » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:38 pm

He might pull the reverse Spoelstra this summer.
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Post#7 » by rarefind » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:39 pm

Have some decency, guys.

Not everything needs to be a joke.
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Post#8 » by Clay Davis » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:45 pm

Tor_Raps wrote:Not sure but are you celebrating that he's going through a divorce?

You can hate on whatever moves he's made lately (and I've done that plenty) but there's a fine line between basketball and the human being. Hope I read your post wrong.

Let me lay it down for you straight, my friend. Divorce, it's a downright shame, a real punch to the gut. You see, when two people with that special kind of rizz between 'em decide to part ways, it's like watching a beautiful painting get torn in two. That connection, that spark, it's like lightning in a bottle, and when it fizzles out, it leaves behind nothing but emptiness and regret. It's enough to make a grown man shed a tear or two, I'll tell you that much. Divorce ain't just about signing papers and dividing assets, it's about losing a piece of your soul, losing that rizz that made you feel alive. And let me tell you, my friend, ain't nothing sadder than seeing rizz go up in smoke.
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Post#9 » by BCbudraptorfan » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:50 pm

hoes gonna hoe

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Post#10 » by Clay Davis » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:51 pm

BCbudraptorfan wrote:hoes gonna hoe


Let me tell you straight, ain't nothin' lower than slandering a lady, tarnishing her rizz like it's worth nothin' at all.
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Post#11 » by tecumseh18 » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:53 pm

Marriage ... with kids .... is tough.

It just is. If this report is true (Sports Pulse is not exactly the NY Times), then condolences to all.
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Post#12 » by Clay Davis » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:55 pm

Tor_Raps wrote:Not sure but are you celebrating that he's going through a divorce?

You can hate on whatever moves he's made lately (and I've done that plenty) but there's a fine line between basketball and the human being. Hope I read your post wrong.

Now, hold up a minute, you talkin' 'bout deeds I ain't done, spreadin' lies like they gospel truth. Let me tell you, my rizz don't need no fabrications to shine bright, so quit playin' games with my name, son.
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Post#13 » by TheFutureMM » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:56 pm

Are we seriously making jokes about a dude's divorce? ffs you guys are demented.
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Post#14 » by Raps in 4 » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:58 pm

Is this even true? I can't find another source. And her Instagram profile still says this:

Feeling so blessed to have an amazing family! I love being a wife but most of all, being a mother is the BEST gift God has given me!!! #ZMA
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Post#15 » by vulture » Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:59 pm

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Tor_Raps wrote:Not sure but are you celebrating that he's going through a divorce?

You can hate on whatever moves he's made lately (and I've done that plenty) but there's a fine line between basketball and the human being. Hope I read your post wrong.

Now, hold up a minute, you talkin' 'bout deeds I ain't done, spreadin' lies like they gospel truth. Let me tell you, my rizz don't need no fabrications to shine bright, so quit playin' games with my name, son.


Clearly he doesn’t know your rizz game Clay.
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Post#16 » by KL78192020 » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:00 pm

If true probably why he hasn't made the best decisions at times, or been away from the team mentally and not really into it. Divorce can really f* with people.
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Post#17 » by Clay Davis » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:16 pm

TheFutureMM wrote:Are we seriously making jokes about a dude's divorce? ffs you guys are demented.

Now, hold on tight, ain't no joke when it comes to divorce, you hear me? My rizz ain't about jestin' with people's pain, so don't you dare twist my words into some kind of mockery.
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Post#18 » by Raps in 4 » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:37 pm

KL78192020 wrote:If true probably why he hasn't made the best decisions at times, or been away from the team mentally and not really into it. Divorce can really f* with people.


He's been making bad decisions for years now. You can't blame that on the divorce.
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Post#19 » by Don_velli » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:43 pm

Lol @ some of these 'raptor' fans.
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Post#20 » by fuzzy_peaches » Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:43 pm

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Tor_Raps wrote:Not sure but are you celebrating that he's going through a divorce?

You can hate on whatever moves he's made lately (and I've done that plenty) but there's a fine line between basketball and the human being. Hope I read your post wrong.

Now, hold up a minute, you talkin' 'bout deeds I ain't done, spreadin' lies like they gospel truth. Let me tell you, my rizz don't need no fabrications to shine bright, so quit playin' games with my name, son.


Clay I find you so incredibly annoying and childish. Why do I get the feeling you're very pale and live with your mother.

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