SILVER LINING: Considering our "luck" in the draft with the #1 pick so far (winning the #1 pick (AI) but having to settle for the #2 (Camby) because of the expansion rules, winning the #1 pick in 2013 in a "weak draft" and ending up with Bargs), it could be a case of the third time is the charm if we were to end up with #1 pick in what is again considered a "weak draft" even if we don't pass Memphis in the standings by the end of the season.
While the odds don't favor the outcome, it could be an ideal ode to our shared history together should both Toronto and Memphis end up with one of the top 4 picks in the 2024 draft and then subsequently make the playoffs the next season, and the math somewhat supports the occurrence of such an outcome:

Considering the probabilities, any two (2) of WAS, DET, SA, or CHA will likely remain in the top 4 while any two (2) of POR, MEM, TOR, or BKN (owed to HOU) will take the remaining spots.
Washington is talking about moving to Virginia, so a new franchise in a new city with a top 4 pick could be ideal, or the reverse logic might keep the team in DC. The last time they had a top 4 pick they selected Otto Porter (#3) in 2013 after choosing Bradley Beal (#3) in the 2012 draft and have held the #1 pick twice (John Wall in 2010 and Kwame Brown in 2001).
They don't have a star player yet and could use one, but this might not be the draft to find that player so perhaps they'd rather the coin flip put them outside the top 4 this year should it go the other way next year when Cooper Flagg is a more clear-cut pick.
Detroit has picked among the top 5 selections in 3 of the last drafts (Ausar Thompson (#5) in 2023, Jaden Ivey (#5) in 2022, and Cade Cunningham (#1) in 2021) and could likely make it 4 in row with another pick this year. Historically, they've had lots of top 4 picks with Darko Milicic, Isiah Thomas, and Grant Hill among the most recent and IMHO will likely drop outside the top 4 after the draft lottery.
San Antonio got the #1 last year and were "lucky" enough to draft Tim Duncan (1997) and David Robinson (1987) in the same spot, but other than Sean Elliott (#3) in 1989, the Spurs have never had any other picks among the top 4 selections in any draft.
IMHO, they are any absolute lock to remain in the top 4 and will likely become the first team since Cleveland in 2013 (Anthony Bennett) and 2014 (Andrew Wiggins), Orlando in 1992 (Shaq) and 1993 (Chris Webber) and Houston in 1983 (Ralph Sampson) and 1984 (Hakeem) to keep the 4-decade long tradition of back-to-back #1 picks going with the top spot in the 2024 draft.
Since its inception in 1988, the Charlotte Hornets have selected nine (9) players among the top 4 selections with two (2) of them being chosen during the last 3 drafts: Larry Johnson (#1) in 1991, Alonzo Mourning (#2) in 1992, Emeka Okafor (#2) in 2004, Michael Kidd-Gilchrist (#2) in 2012, Brandon Miller (#2) in 2023, Baron Davis (#3) in 1999, Adam Morrison (#3) in 2006, LaMelo Ball (#3) in 2020, Cody Zeller (#4) in 2013.
Given the above, I wouldn't be surprised if the order at the top of the draft after the lottery has been decided ended up being something like:
#1 - San Antonio Spurs
#2 - Memphis Grizzlies
#3 - Toronto Raptors
#4 - Charlotte Hornets
#5 - Washington Wizards
#6 - Detroit Pistons