Smack talk thread?

[Cactus Jack]

The series is likely over however there’s a chance KP is out for the rest of the series. If that happens that opens the door for Dallas. If Dallas can win game 3 I think there’s a very good chance they win game 4. KP will have to be out though. If he’s healthy the Celtics are just too talented. Jaylen Brown earning his money as the best player on the Celtics.

Sorry. With or without KP, Celtics are winning the chip. We already beat the Mavs with KP out of the line up. We are too good and this is an awful match up for you guys. Its good to dream however.

“We” I didn’t see you out there last game. What position do you play?

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He's a ballboy.

[Mr B]

Yes.

Not bad for a fat guy though right? Beating 99% of the league and not even in shape. Lol

I wouldn't call him fat. But he certainly could benefit from it. I don't have a ton of sympathy for someone who isn't all in & in shape. As a professional athlete. That would bug me.

For some reason people think Luka should look like Kevin Durant. He’s never going to be that. It’s not in his genetics. Look at his dad. He’s just a thick guy. It actually helps his game. I also think saying he’s out of shape isn’t really accurate. He scores at a high percentage in the 4th quarter of games while guys like Anthony Edwards are sucking wins in the 4th. Who’s out of shape?

[bluejerseyjinx]

Are you fatshaming Luka?

Yes.

But it’s 2024. Being fat is highly encouraged these days. The fatter the better. In 10 years everybody in the NBA will look like this:

She's as big as my ex wife.

[Mr B]

Right now it's looking bad for Dallas winning a championship. We all know the Cowboys won't win one.

Luka is only 25. Also this current team has been together less than 10 months. Even if they lose in the finals the Mavs will add to the team this off season. The Mavs have a bright future.

Till Kyrie starts causing problems. Good luck with that head case.

Kyrie is signed through next season. So far he’s been great. He’s been a great leader off the court. He just has a mental lapse when it comes to playing against the Celtics.

[Mr B]

The series is likely over however there’s a chance KP is out for the rest of the series. If that happens that opens the door for Dallas. If Dallas can win game 3 I think there’s a very good chance they win game 4. KP will have to be out though. If he’s healthy the Celtics are just too talented. Jaylen Brown earning his money as the best player on the Celtics.

Sorry. With or without KP, Celtics are winning the chip. We already beat the Mavs with KP out of the line up. We are too good and this is an awful match up for you guys. Its good to dream however.

You’re a Celtics fan? I’m curious, who’s your baseball team?

I’m guessing the Florida Marlins.

[Mr B]

Sorry. With or without KP, Celtics are winning the chip. We already beat the Mavs with KP out of the line up. We are too good and this is an awful match up for you guys. Its good to dream however.

“We” I didn’t see you out there last game. What position do you play?

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If I was, I honestly think I could score on Luka the way he plays defense.

Riiiight

[bluejerseyjinx]

Luka is only 25. Also this current team has been together less than 10 months. Even if they lose in the finals the Mavs will add to the team this off season. The Mavs have a bright future.

Till Kyrie starts causing problems. Good luck with that head case.

Kyrie is signed through next season. So far he’s been great. He’s been a great leader off the court. He just has a mental lapse when it comes to playing against the Celtics.

Gee, I wonder why. Well, good luck anyway.

[Jaydubb]

Sorry. With or without KP, Celtics are winning the chip. We already beat the Mavs with KP out of the line up. We are too good and this is an awful match up for you guys. Its good to dream however.

You’re a Celtics fan? I’m curious, who’s your baseball team?

All my teams are listed under my user name. You never noticed? I'm sure it will be a team you hate. See, I live in Maine and we have no sports teams here so we are not all loyal to all things Boston.

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[Jaydubb]

Yes.

But it’s 2024. Being fat is highly encouraged these days. The fatter the better. In 10 years everybody in the NBA will look like this:

She's as big as my ex wife.

More cushion for the pushin

[bluejerseyjinx]

You’re a Celtics fan? I’m curious, who’s your baseball team?

All my teams are listed under my user name. You never noticed? I'm sure it will be a team you hate. See, I live in Maine and we have no sports teams here so we are not all loyal to all things Boston.

Can’t see it on Tapatalk

In that case I can honestly tell you that I am a St. Louis Cardinal fan and the North Carolina Tar Heels have been my college team since the NCAA got rid of the old Southwest conference.

[bluejerseyjinx]

But it’s 2024. Being fat is highly encouraged these days. The fatter the better. In 10 years everybody in the NBA will look like this:

She's as big as my ex wife.

More cushion for the pushin

Might have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

[Jaydubb]

All my teams are listed under my user name. You never noticed? I'm sure it will be a team you hate. See, I live in Maine and we have no sports teams here so we are not all loyal to all things Boston.

Can’t see it on Tapatalk

In that case I can honestly tell you that I am a St. Louis Cardinal fan and the North Carolina Tar Heels have been my college team since the NCAA got rid of the old Southwest conference.

Damn those late 70s/early 80s was a real good time for you.lol

[Mr B]

But it’s 2024. Being fat is highly encouraged these days. The fatter the better. In 10 years everybody in the NBA will look like this:

She's as big as my ex wife.

More cushion for the pushin

Big girls need love too. Besides the give the best …

[bluejerseyjinx]

She's as big as my ex wife.

More cushion for the pushin

Big girls need love too. Besides the give the best …

I bet that girl has some serious bat wings.

[QB_Eagles]

Not bad for a fat guy though right? Beating 99% of the league and not even in shape. Lol

I wouldn't call him fat. But he certainly could benefit from it. I don't have a ton of sympathy for someone who isn't all in & in shape. As a professional athlete. That would bug me.

For some reason people think Luka should look like Kevin Durant. He’s never going to be that. It’s not in his genetics. Look at his dad. He’s just a thick guy. It actually helps his game. I also think saying he’s out of shape isn’t really accurate. He scores at a high percentage in the 4th quarter of games while guys like Anthony Edwards are sucking wins in the 4th. Who’s out of shape?

He used to be slimmer. He probably loves American fast food.

[QB_Eagles]

“We” I didn’t see you out there last game. What position do you play?

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Who is this Tingus Pingus?

[Cactus Jack]

I wouldn't call him fat. But he certainly could benefit from it. I don't have a ton of sympathy for someone who isn't all in & in shape. As a professional athlete. That would bug me.

For some reason people think Luka should look like Kevin Durant. He’s never going to be that. It’s not in his genetics. Look at his dad. He’s just a thick guy. It actually helps his game. I also think saying he’s out of shape isn’t really accurate. He scores at a high percentage in the 4th quarter of games while guys like Anthony Edwards are sucking wins in the 4th. Who’s out of shape?

He used to be slimmer. He probably loves American fast food.

He cleans up his diet & he'll drop the weight fast.

[Mr B]

I wouldn't call him fat. But he certainly could benefit from it. I don't have a ton of sympathy for someone who isn't all in & in shape. As a professional athlete. That would bug me.

For some reason people think Luka should look like Kevin Durant. He’s never going to be that. It’s not in his genetics. Look at his dad. He’s just a thick guy. It actually helps his game. I also think saying he’s out of shape isn’t really accurate. He scores at a high percentage in the 4th quarter of games while guys like Anthony Edwards are sucking wins in the 4th. Who’s out of shape?

He used to be slimmer. He probably loves American fast food.

You mean when he was 18? I’m guessing not too many people here are as thin as they were when they were teenagers.

[QB_Eagles]

For some reason people think Luka should look like Kevin Durant. He’s never going to be that. It’s not in his genetics. Look at his dad. He’s just a thick guy. It actually helps his game. I also think saying he’s out of shape isn’t really accurate. He scores at a high percentage in the 4th quarter of games while guys like Anthony Edwards are sucking wins in the 4th. Who’s out of shape?

He used to be slimmer. He probably loves American fast food.

You mean when he was 18? I’m guessing not too many people here are as thin as they were when they were teenagers.

I'm in the best shape of my life.

If Luka worked out more he could have been Taylor's boyfriend.

[Cactus Jack]

He used to be slimmer. He probably loves American fast food.

You mean when he was 18? I’m guessing not too many people here are as thin as they were when they were teenagers.

I'm in the best shape of my life.

If Luka worked out more he could have been Taylor's boyfriend.

Lol I'm definitely in better shape now (30's) vs. when I was 18. But I'm much more aware of what I put into my body nowadays.