Celtics flying to Miami to celebrate title?

[BigGargamel]

This thread is absolutely hilarious. Peak comedy.

Again, specifically what would they be doing to celebrate? What would you suggest they do to elevate themselves culturally and/or intellectually in the US to celebrate winning a championship?

Let's see. Smithsonian, Civil Rights Museum in Atlanta, The Met in NY. Yellowstone, Grand Canyon, Yosemite.

If specifically talking about Florida, the Dry Tortugas is amazing. The Everglades. The oldest city in contiguous US is also in Florida. Even Disney World.

My dude said St. Augustine. Last time I went to St. Augustine I got a roach infestation in my car that I couldn't eradicate, causing me to sell my car. Screw that place.

Imagine being a 25 year old black millionaire and celebrating winning a championship by touring an old sandy fort from the 1600's and Ripleys Believe it or Not museum.

Like these guys don't travel the world and do more on their off days than any of us could ever dream of.

Nope. Can't simply be young rich famous Americans having a fun time in an American city. Nope, too dumb to do that. I love this place.

[Ssj16]

A lot of what I feel are immature reactions on this thread. Grown men want to party, get over it.

[bballfan1three3]

:lol: This thread is absolutely hilarious. Peak comedy.

Again, specifically what would they be doing to celebrate? What would you suggest they do to elevate themselves culturally and/or intellectually in the US to celebrate winning a championship?

Let's see. Smithsonian, Civil Rights Museum in Atlanta, The Met in NY. Yellowstone, Grand Canyon, Yosemite.

If specifically talking about Florida, the Dry Tortugas is amazing. The Everglades. The oldest city in contiguous US is also in Florida. Even Disney World.

My dude said St. Augustine. Last time I went to St. Augustine I got a roach infestation in my car that I couldn't eradicate, causing me to sell my car. Screw that place.

Imagine being a 25 year old black millionaire and celebrating winning a championship by touring an old sandy fort from the 1600's and Ripleys Believe it or Not museum.

Like these guys don't travel the world and do more on their off days than any of us could ever dream of.

Nope. Can't simply be young rich famous Americans having a fun time in an American city. Nope, too dumb to do that. I love this place.

RealGMer sipping their supermarket tea:

Indubitably! If i was a million-aire i would of course go to the Smithsonian museum, to celebrate winning the NBA championship, of course! Everyone knows the Smithsonian is perfect for a group of 7 foot tall famous people! I will blend right in with the exhibits! And i will be a man of culture! The Smith-sonian is the perfect place for NBA players! And then i will head to Disney World to hang out with local school children! And then to top it off, what better than a trip to an abandoned castle! I will make sweet love to my lady friend in the 150 degree heat! Yes, why go drink the alcohols when i can go to a museum!

If Monty Burns had never gotten laid once.

[SlovenianDragon]

I disagree with the people saying nightlife and women...

You can find nice clubs anywhere and women arent just native to florida...

Id assume they went for the weather and beaches... if they also party with some beaches its the same thing they would do anywhere else...

[Flash4thewin]

You can tell some people have never been to Miami and it shows painfully.

[ryan in Maine]

Boston closes for the night. Miami doesn't.

[whitehops]

it's not like they're having the championship parade in miami. they celebrated that with their fans in boston today, what's the deal where they go to celebrate after as a team?

[SlovenianDragon]

Boston closes for the night. Miami doesn't.

Sounds awful....

Watch on YouTube

[Fencer reregistered]

I disagree with the people saying nightlife and women...

You can find nice clubs anywhere and women arent just native to florida...

Id assume they went for the weather and beaches... if they also party with some beaches its the same thing they would do anywhere else...

Apologies if the answers are in the thread above, which I mainly didn't read, but:

When is this supposed Miami trip happening?

Are we supposed to think the married-with-kids men are part of it or staying behind? How about the recently married but still childless ones? (Note: Of the 10 Celtics who are or might be considered rotation players, the only unmarried ones are Porzingis and the Jays. ... Or maybe Pritchard's wedding is scheduled for this summer; I forget the details on that.)


Why is Miami the supposed final destination? E.g., I'd guess the Horford family changes planes in Miami rather often going to or from the Dominican Republican.

[ryan in Maine]

Boston closes for the night. Miami doesn't.

Sounds awful....

Watch on YouTube

People don't get that the team isn't planning on stopping to sleep. That's not how celebrating the championship works.

[SlovenianDragon]

Boston closes for the night. Miami doesn't.

Sounds awful....

Watch on YouTube

People don't get that the team isn't planning on stopping to sleep. That's not how celebrating the championship works.

This is the way it should be:



Then when you get home you take all ur computers to ur bois house and lan it up for a week...

[iLLmatic860]

If you wanna stay on the same coast...what better place to celebrate than Miami?

how could you really be mad at that lmao

[sammo89]

Men look to have secks with women after winning battles OP, read a book. The only thing weird is that they didn't go to take Dallas women

[ITYSL]

Again, specifically what would they be doing to celebrate? What would you suggest they do to elevate themselves culturally and/or intellectually in the US to celebrate winning a championship?

Let's see. Smithsonian, Civil Rights Museum in Atlanta, The Met in NY. Yellowstone, Grand Canyon, Yosemite.

If specifically talking about Florida, the Dry Tortugas is amazing. The Everglades. The oldest city in contiguous US is also in Florida. Even Disney World.

This here is a legit Post of the Year candidate. I literally laughed out loud. Smithsonian??? Dry Tortugas???? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH