Miami Heat Offseason Thread Vol. 4: Fraudfather Snoozin 2.0

Post #361 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 7:56 pm

Next two players on the roster are going to be Alondes and Swider for the dirt cheap minimum Q/O salaries.

Rapaz · Post #362 » by **Rapaz** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 7:56 pm

Daffy wrote:So what's the plan at PF? We don't have much there behind Jovic.

I would make a Millsap joke, but the Fraudfather has beaten me down into apathy.

3ammy3uck3ts · Post #363 » by **3ammy3uck3ts** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 7:58 pm

We’re gearing up for our run at Donovan Mitchell in 2026 clearly

MorbidHEAT · Post #364 » by **MorbidHEAT** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 7:58 pm

3ammy3uck3ts wrote:
AirP. wrote:

Read on Twitter

And shams is the one who pointed it out

Couple months old but still, Derozan has been linked to us for years

A lot of places has us as a slight favorite. Of course, you take that with a grain of salt. Who knows?

3ammy3uck3ts · Post #365 » by **3ammy3uck3ts** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 7:59 pm

Read on Twitter

We’re BYKE!!!

Post #366 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 7:59 pm

Swider and Alondes QO's start at 1.8 million per. That's your 14 strong Miami Heat

3ammy3uck3ts · Post #367 » by **3ammy3uck3ts** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 7:59 pm

MorbidHEAT wrote:
3ammy3uck3ts wrote:
AirP. wrote:

Read on Twitter

And shams is the one who pointed it out

Couple months old but still, Derozan has been linked to us for years

A lot of places has us as a slight favorite. Of course, you take that with a grain of salt. Who knows?

At this point I’ll take anyone that’s actually a talented player lol

3ammy3uck3ts · Post #368 » by **3ammy3uck3ts** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 8:00 pm

MettaWorldPanda wrote:Swider and Alondes QO's start at 1.8 million per. That's your 14 strong Miami Heat

An absolute masterclass so far this summer

3ammy3uck3ts · Post #369 » by **3ammy3uck3ts** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 8:02 pm

3ammy3uck3ts wrote:Day 1: Love signing
Day 2: “Dru Smith” signing
Day 3: Derozan interest
Day 4: ?????

We’re COOKING, some of Pats best work en route

Day 4: TB

Day 5 is about to be an absolute cinema

Post #370 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 8:04 pm

Read on Twitter

Holy crap this is actually a good move and actually gives me hope we are about to deal Herro or Duncan.

Post #371 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 8:06 pm

Read on Twitter

WE BROKE THE STREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sure it was mostly Anthony Fields hahahaha. But non the less we BYKE FOR BUSINES!! Klutch is on a one year probationary period :lol:

Grumpy Heat Fan · Post #372 » by **Grumpy Heat Fan** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 8:07 pm

3ammy3uck3ts wrote:We’re gearing up for our run at Donovan Mitchell in 2026 clearly

and when we get there, instead of an excited Riley, given a shot at such a player....

he will sit back, "We have all the leverage. The deal has to make sense for us."

and then whiff and run it back.

Grumpy Heat Fan · Post #373 » by **Grumpy Heat Fan** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 8:08 pm

MettaWorldPanda wrote:

Read on Twitter

WE BROKE THE STREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sure it was mostly Anthony Fields hahahaha. But non the less we BYKE FOR BUSINES!! Klutch is on a one year probationary period

yeah it was probably anthony fields

no chance riley will negotiate in good faith with rich paul ever again

Rapaz · Post #374 » by **Rapaz** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 8:08 pm

In the night I hear 'em talk
The coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road
He lost his soul to a woman Moe Harkless
How could you be Moe Harkless?
Oh, how could you be Moe Harkless?

3ammy3uck3ts · Post #375 » by **3ammy3uck3ts** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 8:09 pm

NO WAY HES WITH KLUTCH!!!!

Lets go tho love this pickup actually

3ammy3uck3ts · Post #376 » by **3ammy3uck3ts** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 8:10 pm

MettaWorldPanda wrote:

Read on Twitter

Holy crap this is actually a good move and actually gives me hope we are about to deal Herro or Duncan.

I love this! I think you and I were on here wanting him last season for his expiring to dump Duncan or Herro. He played very well in the playoffs averaging 15 and is an elite shooter.

_GH0ST_ · Post #377 » by **_GH0ST_** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 8:10 pm

Alec Burks? It's a meaningless signing if we're not going to make a trade.

3ammy3uck3ts · Post #378 » by **3ammy3uck3ts** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 8:11 pm

B….b……bbb…b….but he’s with Klutch!!!

3ammy3uck3ts · Post #379 » by **3ammy3uck3ts** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 8:11 pm

_GH0ST_ wrote:Alec Burks? It's a meaningless signing if we're not going to make a trade.

Surely one is coming to free up Demar

Post #380 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Wed Jul 3, 2024 8:12 pm

3ammy3uck3ts wrote:
MettaWorldPanda wrote:

Read on Twitter

Holy crap this is actually a good move and actually gives me hope we are about to deal Herro or Duncan.

I love this! I think you and I were on here wanting him last season for his expiring to dump Duncan or Herro. He played very well in the playoffs averaging 15 and is an elite shooter.

Yup 100% we both wanted to get him at the deadline. He's a great pickup. Brings much needed shooting and makes a ton of sense now to deal Duncan or Herro. I have hope now my brother. Burks and Klutch didn't commit here for him to sit that's for sure