Bad Date Experience
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Bad Date Experience
- Elmago
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Bad Date Experience
I went on a date with a girl and she said she was a big Raptors fan which excited me. But when we started talking about the team she just kept complaining about Masai, or "Urge-y" as she called him. I tried to educate her on how she was wrong but overall the date did not go well. Also she did not know who Sonny Weems is.
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Did you see Shawn Marion?
9. Similarly, IF THOU HAST SPENT the entire offseason predicting that thy team will stink, thou shalt not gloat, nor even be happy, shouldst thou turn out to be correct. Realistic analysis is fine, but be a fan first, a smug smarty-pants second.
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Elmago wrote:I went on a date with a girl and she said she was a big Raptors fan which excited me. But when we started talking about the team she just kept complaining about Masai, or "Urge-y" as she called him. I tried to educate her on how she was wrong but overall the date did not go well. Also she did not know who Sonny Weems is.
Lack of Money Weems knowledge is a deal breaker for most.

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Hi I was at Champons in Fairview and I need to go to washroom then I see Marion taking piss with Solo mans. First of everything I huge surprise they are make friendship. Maytricks is championship hall of fame coach player and Solo mans is very much suck so why they talk. I ask if why Matrix is piss at washroom of Champions and Marions say he is bring the champions to Toronto in trade and play against fake superman start on son day. Solomans leave washroom and Voshkill cum in to piss with Maytricks and hugs and says welcome to dinosaur team and championship time.
We are happy for champonship trade and trophy of world to start agains Magics.
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Did she at least know about Maytricks Championship?
EDIT: ^lol great minds..
EDIT: ^lol great minds..
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If she didn’t mentionRasho then I think you dodged a bullet
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That's funny, I actually saw Masai at the Real Sports in Scotiabank yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Agbaji jerseys in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the jerseys and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each jersey and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the jerseys and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each jersey and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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OakleyDokely wrote:Hi I was at Champons in Fairview and I need to go to washroom then I see Marion taking piss with Solo mans. First of everything I huge surprise they are make friendship. Maytricks is championship hall of fame coach player and Solo mans is very much suck so why they talk. I ask if why Matrix is piss at washroom of Champions and Marions say he is bring the champions to Toronto in trade and play against fake superman start on son day. Solomans leave washroom and Voshkill cum in to piss with Maytricks and hugs and says welcome to dinosaur team and championship time.
We are happy for champonship trade and trophy of world to start agains Magics.
God damn that was a blast from the past. Solo mans got me lol.

Props TZ!
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PD28 wrote:Elmago wrote:I went on a date with a girl and she said she was a big Raptors fan which excited me. But when we started talking about the team she just kept complaining about Masai, or "Urge-y" as she called him. I tried to educate her on how she was wrong but overall the date did not go well. Also she did not know who Sonny Weems is.
Lack of Money Weems knowledge is a deal breaker for most.

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Did you guys have a date in Fairview Mall?
Edit: Beaten to it lol
Edit: Beaten to it lol
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She can redeem herself if she says that we should tank this year.
In Masai We Trust 



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If you wanted to test her you should have asked her what she thought about Darrick Murray and the streak
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Do you need a wife who knows everything about basketball?
Find out what works together will be benefit to both.
Find out what works together will be benefit to both.
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Tofubeque wrote:That's funny, I actually saw Masai at the Real Sports in Scotiabank yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Agbaji jerseys in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the jerseys and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each jersey and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Wow, I recall someone having a similar experience with Bobby Webster. Maybe it's just an NBA exec thing where they get tired and maybe don't have the best hearing from taking so many phone calls.
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As soon as she made the Sonny Weems comment, your following line should be "so just to be clear, we are splitting the bill?"

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PushDaRock wrote:Tofubeque wrote:That's funny, I actually saw Masai at the Real Sports in Scotiabank yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Agbaji jerseys in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the jerseys and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each jersey and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Wow, I recall someone having a similar experience with Bobby Webster.
calls.
HUH? Huh?huh?
PushDaRock wrote:Maybe it's just an NBA exec thing
HUH? Huh?huh?
PushDaRock wrote:where they get tired
*YAWNNNNN*
PushDaRock wrote:and maybe don't have the best hearing from taking so many phone
HUH? Huh?huh?
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You should have just ended it when she didn't know who Sonny Money Weems is...
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