Game Thread: NY Knicks at Utah Cultists Sat, Nov 23 5PM EST

thebuzzardman · Post #121 » by **thebuzzardman** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 3:02 pm

People posting these nature vistas and all I see are unused strip mining operations.

thebuzzardman · Post #122 » by **thebuzzardman** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 3:03 pm

Let me know if there are any other major religions you want me to mock

Clyde_Style · Post #123 » by **Clyde_Style** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 3:06 pm

thebuzzardman wrote:Let me know if there are any other major religions you want me to mock

We can't risk any fatwas during your winning streak

Clyde_Style · Post #124 » by **Clyde_Style** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 3:08 pm

knicks94 wrote:I expect the Jazz to come out of the gate swinging for the fences with their neighbors' wives due to Danny Ainge's disdain for the Knicks newfound appreciation for polyamorous relationships.

8516knicks · Post #125 » by **8516knicks** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 3:09 pm

NowWHYcee7 wrote:So its cool to openly insulting peoples religion in game threads now?

and no I'm not a mormon.

Well then, no 7 wives AND "No Soup for You@!" :lol:

Watch on YouTube

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thebuzzardman · Post #126 » by **thebuzzardman** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 3:11 pm

Clyde_Style wrote:
thebuzzardman wrote:Let me know if there are any other major religions you want me to mock

We can't risk any fatwas during your winning streak

Mohammed, Jesus, Brahma, Buddha and Yahweh walk into a bar...

Clyde_Style · Post #127 » by **Clyde_Style** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 3:15 pm

thebuzzardman wrote:
Clyde_Style wrote:
thebuzzardman wrote:Let me know if there are any other major religions you want me to mock

We can't risk any fatwas during your winning streak

Mohammed, Jesus, Brahma, Buddha and Yahweh walk into a bar...

and all they do is bitch and moan about wanting a more representative system that doesn't reduce everything to a binary choice between heaven and hell

thebuzzardman · Post #128 » by **thebuzzardman** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 3:20 pm

Guano · Post #129 » by **Guano** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 3:41 pm

8516knicks wrote:
Guano wrote:Playoffs are all about getting buckets in the halfcourt. This is dope

Read on Twitter

I suppose some Grinch shoud inquire, what are the top 10 (and bottom) half court defenses?

No idea.

And tbh I don't know what I'm talking about. I just saw this stat and don't know the winning % of playoff teams to corroborate my theory. I just am going off my experience - that playoff games, especially at the end, tend to slow down. So if we can get buckets like that we should be in a golden.

Guano · Post #130 » by **Guano** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 3:45 pm

Saying "Lets test that" to buzz about being offensive is like setting a box of oreos in front of meLo.

Gravy · Post #131 » by **Gravy** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 3:54 pm

Guano wrote:Playoffs are all about getting buckets in the halfcourt. This is dope

Read on Twitter

Brooklyn chillin in the top 10 like how'd he get in here

MrDollarBills · Post #132 » by **MrDollarBills** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 4:08 pm

Guano wrote:
MrDollarBills wrote:5pm is a good start time. Can't wait

We're never beating the nursing home allegations

well, I was moreso thinking that it's perfect because I will be finished with my to do list today by that time.

But yeah. Old.

Guano · Post #133 » by **Guano** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 4:15 pm

MrDollarBills wrote:
Guano wrote:
MrDollarBills wrote:5pm is a good start time. Can't wait

We're never beating the nursing home allegations

well, I was moreso thinking that it's perfect because I will be finished with my to do list today by that time.

But yeah. Old.

lol.
Yeah, we're washed.

The only time we would have liked a game starting early on a Saturday back in the day was so it wouldnt interfere with partying not to finish our TDL.

Fat Kat · Post #134 » by **Fat Kat** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 4:37 pm

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thebuzzardman · Post #135 » by **thebuzzardman** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 4:43 pm

Let's beat the Church of Karl Malone and his apostle Bring'em Young

KnixinSix · Post #136 » by **KnixinSix** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 5:05 pm

Fat Kat wrote:

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The yolk of the devil has been destroyed!!! Hallelujah!!!!

KnixinSix · Post #137 » by **KnixinSix** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 5:07 pm

Clyde_Style wrote:
thebuzzardman wrote:
Clyde_Style wrote:
We can't risk any fatwas during your winning streak

Mohammed, Jesus, Brahma, Buddha and Yahweh walk into a bar...

and all they do is bitch and moan about wanting a more representative system that doesn't reduce everything to a binary choice between heaven and hell

Jesus is the reality of becoming the Son of God. That is the ultimate truth for everyone of us brothers!

Iron Mantis · Post #138 » by **Iron Mantis** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 5:12 pm

KnixinSix wrote:
Fat Kat wrote:

Read on Twitter

The yolk of the devil has been destroyed!!! Hallelujah!!!!

By trading Randle???

Without his yoke weighing us down, the Knicks will fly!!!

NYKinMIA · Post #139 » by **NYKinMIA** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 5:14 pm

thebuzzardman wrote:Let's beat the Church of Karl Malone and his apostle Bring'em Young

Post #140 » by **mpharris36** » Sat Nov 23, 2024 5:26 pm

MrDollarBills wrote:5pm is a good start time. Can't wait

Terrible for people with young kids. Dinner through bed time. Prefer games after they are asleep.