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Post#1481 » by bluejerseyjinx » Mon Oct 21, 2024 12:23 am

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bluejerseyjinx wrote:Andy Reid owns Kyle Shanahan.

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Niners are weak in two important areas, Head Coach and QB. Others are getting long in the tooth.
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Post#1482 » by bluejerseyjinx » Sun Nov 17, 2024 3:37 pm

What does it mean when your wife or girl friend wear a Dallas Cowboy jersey to bed? Means you ain't gonna score.
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Post#1483 » by QB_Eagles » Sun Nov 17, 2024 4:34 pm

bluejerseyjinx wrote:What does it mean when your wife or girl friend wear a Dallas Cowboy jersey to bed? Means you ain't gonna score.

You already made this joke in this thread.
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Post#1484 » by bluejerseyjinx » Sun Nov 17, 2024 4:40 pm

QB_Eagles wrote:
bluejerseyjinx wrote:What does it mean when your wife or girl friend wear a Dallas Cowboy jersey to bed? Means you ain't gonna score.

You already made this joke in this thread.

Worth repeating. I have some new ones but I might get in too much trouble if I tell them.
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Post#1485 » by Cactus Jack » Sun Nov 17, 2024 5:05 pm

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Post#1486 » by bluejerseyjinx » Sun Nov 17, 2024 5:26 pm

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Post#1487 » by Mr B » Sun Nov 17, 2024 9:16 pm

bluejerseyjinx wrote:
Cactus Jack wrote:
bluejerseyjinx wrote:Andy Reid owns Kyle Shanahan.

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Niners are weak in two important areas, Head Coach and QB. Others are getting long in the tooth.

They also have a DE that has a tendency to chase sacks instead of making the right play.
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Post#1488 » by bluejerseyjinx » Sun Nov 24, 2024 5:15 pm

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30 years of Cowboys misfortune, Its all just luck. You can still win with Jerry and Dak. :rocking:
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Post#1489 » by bluejerseyjinx » Wed Dec 4, 2024 1:48 pm

:cheesygrin: I hope Washington does get their original name back. Can go back to calling them the Foreskins again like back in the 70's !!!!!
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Post#1490 » by QB_Eagles » Wed Dec 4, 2024 4:35 pm

bluejerseyjinx wrote::cheesygrin: I hope Washington does get their original name back. Can go back to calling them the Foreskins again like back in the 70's !!!!!

What do you call the Giants? Vaginants?
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Post#1491 » by bluejerseyjinx » Wed Dec 4, 2024 4:43 pm

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bluejerseyjinx wrote::cheesygrin: I hope Washington does get their original name back. Can go back to calling them the Foreskins again like back in the 70's !!!!!

What do you call the Giants? Vaginants?

I don't think we ever came up with a name for the Giants. I guess that could be a good one. :lol: Giants were irrelevant back in the 70's. We never had to worry about them till Lawrence Taylor and Parcells showed up in the mid-80's.
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Post#1492 » by Mr B » Wed Dec 4, 2024 4:58 pm

QB_Eagles wrote:
bluejerseyjinx wrote::cheesygrin: I hope Washington does get their original name back. Can go back to calling them the Foreskins again like back in the 70's !!!!!

What do you call the Giants? Vaginants?

Ginas, as in VaGinas.
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Post#1493 » by bluejerseyjinx » Sun Dec 8, 2024 5:10 pm

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30 years of Cowboys misfortune, Its all just luck. You can still win with Jerry and Dak. :rocking:

Now bring back McCarthy once again, rinse and repeat and see if our luck changes. :clap:
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Post#1494 » by bluejerseyjinx » Mon Dec 9, 2024 2:57 pm

Sam Darnold >>>>>> Curt Cousins. :nod:
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Post#1495 » by hermes » Mon Dec 9, 2024 6:21 pm

that seems like the opposite of smack talk, something more like this seems appropriate

sam darnold >>> patrick mahomes
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Post#1496 » by bluejerseyjinx » Tue Dec 10, 2024 9:35 pm

I'm comparing hardware and the first 6 years of both QB's stats. I must be missing something. :wink:
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Post#1497 » by bluejerseyjinx » Sat Dec 14, 2024 5:01 pm

First time in 33 games the Panthers are favored to win the game. Guess who they play this week. :ouch: :rofl:
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Post#1498 » by bluejerseyjinx » Mon Dec 23, 2024 1:50 pm

Foreskins >>>>>>>>> Egals. :nod:
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Re: Smack talk thread? 

Post#1499 » by Jaydubb » Mon Dec 23, 2024 4:55 pm

bluejerseyjinx wrote:Foreskins >>>>>>>>> Egals. :nod:

It’s been a while since you’ve talked about your Fetishes. What attracts you so much to an uncircumcised foreskin?
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