Super Bowl LIX - Eagles wins 40-22

[El Turco]

Prop bet: First to fellate Mahomes

Bjj -230
Goodell +200

[Mr B]

Looks like Marshawn Lynch is picking the Chiefs because Mahomes dad smokes Black & Milds. Lol!

Read on Twitter

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[Mr B]

At this point it just feels hard to bet against KC and Mahomes. However, Philly does seem better. Great defense. By far the best in the NFL this year and the #1 pass D. Then you have Saquon. Those two things alone should be a recipe for victory.

But hard to account for a couple weird Mahomes runs, some odd penalties favoring the Chiefs, a FG that was either blocked, hit the upright and missed, a punt or kickoff return by the Chiefs, etc. Then some fluky turnover, and then a close call on a spot that is significant that will favor the Chiefs.

It's just sometimes hard to overcome some of those things when there are a good 5-7 of them in a game.

I will be watching the Super Bowl fully decked out in Eagles gear at a friend's house so my expectation is that they will lose and I will get roasted like the pussy loser I am.

[Mr B]

Prop bet: First to fellate Mahomes

Bjj -230
Goodell +200

Mahomes will make the Eagles fellate him first. BJJ just gets whatever is left over since he’s not a real Chiefs fan. He’s only pretending while they’re good.

[bwgood77]

Hey, it could be worse. You could be a Chargers fan. Or Bills, Vikings, Browns, Falcons, Ravens or poor Lions fan. At least if you've gotten to a SB a few times in the last couple decades. Can hang up those NFC title banners!

Only if you are a beta poof. Real men know you are either a super bowl winner or a worthless waste of air.

I take it you are not a Super Bowl winner yourself?

[Otis Driftwood]

Taking the Eagles…

Because - trends.

[El Turco]

Hey, it could be worse. You could be a Chargers fan. Or Bills, Vikings, Browns, Falcons, Ravens or poor Lions fan. At least if you've gotten to a SB a few times in the last couple decades. Can hang up those NFC title banners!

Only if you are a beta poof. Real men know you are either a super bowl winner or a worthless waste of air.

I take it you are not a Super Bowl winner yourself?

Pussy loser for life.

[WentzerWuver]

Taking the Eagles…

Because - trends.

Very interesting based on that chart as our Eagles will take it to the limit up into those stars in the southern sky!

https://youtu.be/jYVFZk0ZN-A?si=sVP8HRVMo14dylJZ

https://youtu.be/MxQXKO194XM?si=WjoOJlg6udLMMn7H

Fly Eagles Flyyy!!!!!

[azcatz11]

Only if you are a beta poof. Real men know you are either a super bowl winner or a worthless waste of air.

I take it you are not a Super Bowl winner yourself?

Pussy loser for life.

Is there an inside joke with this I’m missing?

[bwgood77]

I take it you are not a Super Bowl winner yourself?

Pussy loser for life.

Is there an inside joke with this I’m missing?

No

[QB_Eagles]

I take it you are not a Super Bowl winner yourself?

Pussy loser for life.

Is there an inside joke with this I’m missing?

Not a joke, just Cowboys fans pretending the 49ers have been just as unsuccessful as them in the last 29 years.

[JujitsuFlip]

I take it you are not a Super Bowl winner yourself?

Pussy loser for life.

Is there an inside joke with this I’m missing?

Mr B thinks that only the team who wins the super bowl is allowed to be proud of their season, everyone else is a loser..

Which is ironic because his Cowboys have not been out of the divisional round of the playoffs in 29 years.

Yet, because of something that happened nearly 3 decades ago, he thinks his opinion is what matters.

He takes it a step further by becoming a Cheifs fan every January so then he can feel like a "winner". He justifies it because the Cheifs played in Dallas 63 years ago in the AFL under the team name the Texans.

So now turco, qb Eagles, and whoever else poke fun at him with sarcastic remarks bc his logic sucks.

[Mr B]

Pussy loser for life.

Is there an inside joke with this I’m missing?

Not a joke, just Cowboys fans pretending the 49ers have been just as unsuccessful as them in the last 29 years.

I mean it has been 30 years since they won a SB.

[Mr B]

Pussy loser for life.

Is there an inside joke with this I’m missing?

Mr B thinks that only the team who wins the super bowl is allowed to be proud of their season, everyone else is a loser..

Which is ironic because his Cowboys have not been out of the divisional round of the playoffs in 29 years.

Yet, because of something that happened nearly 3 decades ago, he thinks his opinion is what matters.

He takes it a step further by becoming a Cheifs fan every January so then he can feel like a "winner". He justifies it because the Cheifs played in Dallas 63 years ago in the AFL under the team name the Texans.

So now turco, qb Eagles, and whoever else poke fun at him with sarcastic remarks bc his logic sucks.

It’s not my fault you’re a pussy loser too.

[Mr B]

I take it you are not a Super Bowl winner yourself?

Pussy loser for life.

Is there an inside joke with this I’m missing?

You see some here (turco, pretty much all of the Eagles fans, and apparently this jujitsu loser) grew up in the participation trophy era. Super Bowls don’t matter as long as you tied hard. Division titles are just as good as Super Bowls wins according to them. So I give these pussies a hard time about it. Some cry more than others as you can see.

[Mariner]

Pussy loser for life.

Is there an inside joke with this I’m missing?

Not a joke, just Cowboys fans pretending the 49ers have been just as unsuccessful as them in the last 29 years.

It’s not pretending.
Both have not achieved the goal.
It’s actually factual.

[Mariner]

Prop bet: First to fellate Mahomes

Bjj -230
Goodell +200

What if they do it at the very exact time?
Anyway I’m not betting against a guy who has bj as a name in this bet.

[JujitsuFlip]

Is there an inside joke with this I’m missing?

Mr B thinks that only the team who wins the super bowl is allowed to be proud of their season, everyone else is a loser..

Which is ironic because his Cowboys have not been out of the divisional round of the playoffs in 29 years.

Yet, because of something that happened nearly 3 decades ago, he thinks his opinion is what matters.

He takes it a step further by becoming a Cheifs fan every January so then he can feel like a "winner". He justifies it because the Cheifs played in Dallas 63 years ago in the AFL under the team name the Texans.

So now turco, qb Eagles, and whoever else poke fun at him with sarcastic remarks bc his logic sucks.

It’s not my fault you’re a pussy loser too.

This feels like projecting lol

[QB_Eagles]

Is there an inside joke with this I’m missing?

Not a joke, just Cowboys fans pretending the 49ers have been just as unsuccessful as them in the last 29 years.

It’s not pretending.
Both have not achieved the goal.
It’s actually factual.

The 49ers have won 3 George Halas trophies in the meantime.

[QB_Eagles]

At this point it just feels hard to bet against KC and Mahomes. However, Philly does seem better. Great defense. By far the best in the NFL this year and the #1 pass D. Then you have Saquon. Those two things alone should be a recipe for victory.

But hard to account for a couple weird Mahomes runs, some odd penalties favoring the Chiefs, a FG that was either blocked, hit the upright and missed, a punt or kickoff return by the Chiefs, etc. Then some fluky turnover, and then a close call on a spot that is significant that will favor the Chiefs.

It's just sometimes hard to overcome some of those things when there are a good 5-7 of them in a game.

I will be watching the Super Bowl fully decked out in Eagles gear at a friend's house so my expectation is that they will lose and I will get roasted like the pussy loser I am.

I already said I will attend, so there is no backing out now.

It will indeed be very gay because the Chiefs Cheat-Peat is inevitable.

At least bjj will be happy that after abandoning the Cowboys he can now fully root for a SB-winning franchise again, not a loser team.