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Abracadabra We Beat That Magic Ass! R1G5 Victory Cigar vs ORL 4/29 (BOS WINS 4-1)

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Who smokes the big cigar?

Tatum
54
56%
Brown
30
31%
White
0
No votes
KP
0
No votes
Horford
4
4%
Pritchard
1
1%
Hauser
0
No votes
Kornet
2
2%
Scheierman/Craig/Davison/Walsh/Queta
2
2%
Other/Coach/Team
3
3%
 
Total votes: 96

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Abracadabra We Beat That Magic Ass! R1G5 Victory Cigar vs ORL 4/29 (BOS WINS 4-1) 

Post#1 » by bisme37 » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:15 am

Oh hells yeah you guys we survived the dreaded straitjacket water tank trick and won the big series woohoo!

JAYSON TATUM AND JAYLEN AND AL AND PAYTON AND TEAM!

Wow! Celts had 9 turnovers in the first half, gave up 11 offensive rebounds, and had zero made 3's on only 6 attempts... but only trailed by 2 points!?

Well then JT came out of half and canned our first triple, JB got Paolo in foul trouble, and the whole game became a Celtics highlight reel with the C's up 21 at the end of 3! Great win really enjoyed it!

Take that Orlando basketball team and all you stand for! Celtics baby!!


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Post#2 » by Mr_Mojo_Risin » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:16 am

Tatum easy VC. I thought Al impacted the game a lot too so went him for CP. Stuck with it well, happy to see the end of them.
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Post#3 » by The Corey's » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:16 am

I said the Celtics by 20. You're welcome.

The energy changed when I went into the general board game day thread and called out these magic fans for their homerism and bitching about the calls as their team flopped all over the place.

I'm not saying I did this, just that I didn't not do it
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Post#4 » by playa-hater » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:17 am

Tatum played like the best player in the world tonight...VC for JT and a Puff to everyone involved.
2 things need to go.. my lack of spell check and Joe.. :nod:
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Post#6 » by Froob » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:18 am

thank god we got them outta here. tatum smokes it
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Post#7 » by itrsteve » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:18 am

That entire series was more difficult than I had imagined. Their defense is insanely good and getting them in the first round should pay dividends.
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Post#8 » by leper-con » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:18 am

4 down !
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Post#9 » by SuperDeluxe » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:18 am

That was a masterclass by Tatum. Someone here had forecast that he'd have a fantastic playoffs -– spot on.

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Post#10 » by The Corey's » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:18 am

If the pistons can win this next game that would be huge.
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Post#11 » by 31to6 » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:18 am

playa-hater wrote:Tatum played like the best player in the world tonight...VC for JT and a Puff to everyone involved.


Prime Tatum might be a **** monster
I voted him, and only him, tonight because I was certain that one way or another he’d close this team out
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Post#12 » by Celts17Pride » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:18 am

Awesome game by the Celtics two all-stars JT & JB. Jaylen got it started and Jayson put them away. Got to go with Tatum for VC with an incredible game. JB for CP for knocking Paolo out of the game alone even though he did much more. Big Al is timeless!!!!!

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Post#13 » by Parliament10 » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:19 am




Seriously Celtics, don't look this bad again. IJS
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Post#14 » by Bar Fight » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:20 am

JT's performance in this series against a top 3 defense was special. Might be a top 3 series of his career
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Post#15 » by 31to6 » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:20 am

Lots of people wanted the Celtics to punch the Magic back.

Sending them off with a 30 point drubbing is how you do it. Al got in WCJ’s face in G4 and I appreciated that, but the Celtics kept it classy and waxed that ORL ass!
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Post#16 » by Roger Federer » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:21 am

Nice warm up. Now onto the real teams.
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Post#17 » by playa-hater » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:22 am

31to6 wrote:
playa-hater wrote:Tatum played like the best player in the world tonight...VC for JT and a Puff to everyone involved.


Prime Tatum might be a **** monster
I voted him, and only him, tonight because I was certain that one way or another he’d close this team out


I don't think it was a coincidence that when Tatum went Nuclear, it opened it up for our shooters who finally started making 3s, hence the blowout.
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Post#18 » by brackdan70 » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:23 am

Great all around game. Tatum…damn.
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Post#19 » by Ed Pinkney » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:23 am

I've said something along these lines previously, but when the Celtics get a decent scoring contribution from the bench they become so much tougher to beat.
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Post#20 » by djFan71 » Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:23 am

Good riddance, Magic. May your rims be forever warped and your fouls everlastingly abundant.

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