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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#961 » by Jaydubb » Thu May 8, 2025 8:39 pm

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Jaydubb wrote:Here’s a scenario for ya.

Dak Prescott is well known to go dildo shopping with his teammates and also send dick picks to random women that don’t want it. What would happen if dak invited Pickens out to go dildo shopping, but then Pickens declined and then called dak a homosexual slur? Then, dak trying to get back at Pickens, sends dick pics to George Pickens mom and girlfriend.

And to make things worse, to settle the beef, what if Micah parsons calls a player only meeting and decides to start an illegal underground fight club. What happens in fight club stays in fight club. If you have beef settle it there. Eventually, half the team ends up crippled and without teeth because they’ve been beat up too badly.

No comp picks would be rewarded under this scenario.

This is such nonsense!!!

There would be no Cowboys underground fight club without Jerry Jones filming it for profit.

:lol:

You know Jerry has his own fight club lol.

I really wouldn’t be surprised.llullz
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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#962 » by bluejerseyjinx » Thu May 8, 2025 8:45 pm

Cactus Jack wrote:
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Jaydubb wrote:Here’s a scenario for ya.

Dak Prescott is well known to go dildo shopping with his teammates and also send dick picks to random women that don’t want it. What would happen if dak invited Pickens out to go dildo shopping, but then Pickens declined and then called dak a homosexual slur? Then, dak trying to get back at Pickens, sends dick pics to George Pickens mom and girlfriend.

And to make things worse, to settle the beef, what if Micah parsons calls a player only meeting and decides to start an illegal underground fight club. What happens in fight club stays in fight club. If you have beef settle it there. Eventually, half the team ends up crippled and without teeth because they’ve been beat up too badly.

No comp picks would be rewarded under this scenario.

This is such nonsense!!!

There would be no Cowboys underground fight club without Jerry Jones filming it for profit.

:lol:

You know Jerry has his own fight club lol.

I always figured Dak was a bottom anyway. Not at all surprised he's a dido shopper. :gossip: :eyebrows:
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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#963 » by Mr B » Thu May 8, 2025 8:52 pm

Jaydubb wrote:
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Jaydubb wrote:I think all the scenarios you are going over are the best of the “worst case scenarios”

I guess we will just have to wait and see.

Here’s a scenario for ya.

Dak Prescott is well known to go dildo shopping with his teammates and also send dick picks to random women that don’t want it. What would happen if dak invited Pickens out to go dildo shopping, but then Pickens declined and then called dak a homosexual slur? Then, dak trying to get back at Pickens, sends dick pics to George Pickens mom and girlfriend.

And to make things worse, to settle the beef, what if Micah parsons calls a player only meeting and decides to start an illegal underground fight club. What happens in fight club stays in fight club. If you have beef settle it there. Eventually, half the team ends up crippled and without teeth because they’ve been beat up too badly.

No comp picks would be rewarded under this scenario.

But does anyone sign Pickens after he declines the dildo invite?
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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#964 » by Mr B » Thu May 8, 2025 8:53 pm

Cactus Jack wrote:
QB_Eagles wrote:
Jaydubb wrote:Here’s a scenario for ya.

Dak Prescott is well known to go dildo shopping with his teammates and also send dick picks to random women that don’t want it. What would happen if dak invited Pickens out to go dildo shopping, but then Pickens declined and then called dak a homosexual slur? Then, dak trying to get back at Pickens, sends dick pics to George Pickens mom and girlfriend.

And to make things worse, to settle the beef, what if Micah parsons calls a player only meeting and decides to start an illegal underground fight club. What happens in fight club stays in fight club. If you have beef settle it there. Eventually, half the team ends up crippled and without teeth because they’ve been beat up too badly.

No comp picks would be rewarded under this scenario.

This is such nonsense!!!

There would be no Cowboys underground fight club without Jerry Jones filming it for profit.

:lol:

You know Jerry has his own fight club lol.

Maybe Jerry has his own dildo fight club?
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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#965 » by Cactus Jack » Thu May 8, 2025 10:24 pm

I don't know what the current odds are, but if this trend continues...

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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#966 » by Jaydubb » Thu May 8, 2025 10:41 pm

Mr B wrote:
Cactus Jack wrote:
QB_Eagles wrote:This is such nonsense!!!

There would be no Cowboys underground fight club without Jerry Jones filming it for profit.

:lol:

You know Jerry has his own fight club lol.

Maybe Jerry has his own dildo fight club?

Honestly, Jerry might’ve been the one that paid dak and zeke to go shopping for him that one time.lol
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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#967 » by Jaydubb » Thu May 8, 2025 10:42 pm

Cactus Jack wrote:I don't know what the current odds are, but if this trend continues...

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Didn’t Donald trump say that he’s gonna make himself the new pope?
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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#968 » by Mr B » Thu May 8, 2025 10:48 pm

Cactus Jack wrote:I don't know what the current odds are, but if this trend continues...

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It will all come down to Sam Darnold. They have a hell of a running game and a good defense. They should win the division this year (in my opinion) and should be in the mix for a title run as much any other good team.
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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#969 » by Mr B » Thu May 8, 2025 10:49 pm

Jaydubb wrote:
Mr B wrote:
Cactus Jack wrote: :lol:

You know Jerry has his own fight club lol.

Maybe Jerry has his own dildo fight club?

Honestly, Jerry might’ve been the one that paid dak and zeke to go shopping for him that one time.lol

And maybe Joseph Randle was shoplifting underwater for Jerry when he got busted?
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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#970 » by Mr B » Thu May 8, 2025 10:50 pm

Jaydubb wrote:
Cactus Jack wrote:I don't know what the current odds are, but if this trend continues...

Read on Twitter

Didn’t Donald trump say that he’s gonna make himself the new pope?

Seems legit, I mean he already thinks he’s God.
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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#971 » by Jaydubb » Thu May 8, 2025 10:53 pm

Mr B wrote:
Jaydubb wrote:
Mr B wrote:Maybe Jerry has his own dildo fight club?

Honestly, Jerry might’ve been the one that paid dak and zeke to go shopping for him that one time.lol

And maybe Joseph Randle was shoplifting underwater for Jerry when he got busted?

Yes. Now we’re cooking
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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#972 » by Cactus Jack » Thu May 8, 2025 11:14 pm

Mr B wrote:It will all come down to Sam Darnold. They have a hell of a running game and a good defense. They should win the division this year (in my opinion) and should be in the mix for a title run as much any other good team.

The issue last season was the O-line & a lack of a run game (30th). The previous OC ran a college offense. Which put a ton of pressure on Geno & the guys upfront to block. It was a disaster for the most part.

They hired Klint Kubiak this offseason. Who comes from the Shanahan/Kubiak tree. Which should benefit Darnold having played in this system.

But the O-line is still a work in progress. Which is why I'm not fully bought in to Darnold & the team's overall chances this year.
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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#973 » by Mr B » Fri May 9, 2025 12:52 am

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Mr B wrote:It will all come down to Sam Darnold. They have a hell of a running game and a good defense. They should win the division this year (in my opinion) and should be in the mix for a title run as much any other good team.

The issue last season was the O-line & a lack of a run game (30th). The previous OC ran a college offense. Which put a ton of pressure on Geno & the guys upfront to block. It was a disaster for the most part.

They hired Klint Kubiak this offseason. Who comes from the Shanahan/Kubiak tree. Which should benefit Darnold having played in this system.

My only holdup is the O-line. As it remains one of the youngest units.

But the defense was trending in the right direction last season. The Ravens defense took a massive jump in year two under Mike Macdonald (#1 defense). I could see a similar trend happen here this season.

But yes, ultimately it will come down to how the offense performs. The performance of the O-line & how it impacts Darnold.

I was going to ask you about you OL. I know the Seahawks have THE two RB’s I wanted for the Cowboys (other than Judkins). I wanted Charbonnet when he was in the draft and this year I wanted them to draft Damien Martinez. If they can get the OL in order they could have a pretty dominant running game.

Not sure about the new OL coach though. The RB’s seem like they would fit better in a power running attack. More north-south and less East-west.
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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#974 » by Cactus Jack » Fri May 9, 2025 1:32 am

Mr B wrote:
Cactus Jack wrote:
Mr B wrote:It will all come down to Sam Darnold. They have a hell of a running game and a good defense. They should win the division this year (in my opinion) and should be in the mix for a title run as much any other good team.

The issue last season was the O-line & a lack of a run game (30th). The previous OC ran a college offense. Which put a ton of pressure on Geno & the guys upfront to block. It was a disaster for the most part.

They hired Klint Kubiak this offseason. Who comes from the Shanahan/Kubiak tree. Which should benefit Darnold having played in this system.

My only holdup is the O-line. As it remains one of the youngest units.

But the defense was trending in the right direction last season. The Ravens defense took a massive jump in year two under Mike Macdonald (#1 defense). I could see a similar trend happen here this season.

But yes, ultimately it will come down to how the offense performs. The performance of the O-line & how it impacts Darnold.

I was going to ask you about you OL. I know the Seahawks have THE two RB’s I wanted for the Cowboys (other than Judkins). I wanted Charbonnet when he was in the draft and this year I wanted them to draft Damien Martinez. If they can get the OL in order they could have a pretty dominant running game.

Not sure about the new OL coach though. The RB’s seem like they would fit better in a power running attack. More north-south and less East-west.

Adding Grey Zabel was a necessary move for them. But you also have a starting Right Tackle that has yet to play a full season & has dealt with a chronic knee issue which has caused him to miss a lot of time. As well as a Right Guard situation that still is unresolved. They did not add a veteran starter in free agency & instead are relying mostly on younger guys to develop. Which has been a re-occurring theme for this team.

Kubiak runs a heavy wide zone scheme. Which is perfect for a back like Walker. Martinez also played in a zone scheme at Oregon State before transferring to Miami.

Charbonnet is probably better suited for a gap scheme. So, he could eventually be the odd man out. He was a better fit under the previous system.
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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#976 » by Mr B » Fri May 9, 2025 1:54 pm

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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#978 » by Cactus Jack » Fri May 9, 2025 3:25 pm

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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#979 » by DOT » Fri May 9, 2025 3:26 pm

Chicago really got a Pope before they got a 4,000 yard passer.
BaF Lakers:

Nikola Topic/Kasparas Jakucionis
VJ Edgecombe/Jrue Holiday
Shaedon Sharpe/Cedric Coward
Kyle Filipowski/Collin Murray-Boyles
Alex Sarr/Clint Capela

Bench: Malcolm Brogdon/Hansen Yang/Rocco Zikarsky/RJ Luis Jr.
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Re: 2025 NFL Off-Season 

Post#980 » by Cactus Jack » Fri May 9, 2025 3:27 pm

DOT wrote:Chicago really got a Pope before they got a 4,000 yard passer.

Lol I saw that tweet.
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