Smack talk thread?

[Cactus Jack]

Racist as hell bro..

Not being or trying to be racist at all. The damn baby is just plain butt ugly. But I'm sure people will learn to love her anyway.

Agreed, that girl needs a lottttt of makeup and plastic surgery. Dak has a lot of money tho so maybe he will exchange for a new one.

Actual footage when she was born:

https://youtube.com/shorts/jrglt-f08YE?si=8hJtH-gHFEnL0BAh

I mean she did just have a baby. I don’t know many females that would be all glammed up after giving birth. Lol

lol without makeup she's better looking than the average woman.

Spoiler:

[Mr B]

Agreed, that girl needs a lottttt of makeup and plastic surgery. Dak has a lot of money tho so maybe he will exchange for a new one.

Actual footage when she was born:

https://youtube.com/shorts/jrglt-f08YE?si=8hJtH-gHFEnL0BAh

I mean she did just have a baby. I don’t know many females that would be all glammed up after giving birth. Lol

I was talking about the baby. Let’s just say she probably won’t be in any baby ads any time soon.

Pretty much all newborns are ugly AF.

[Mr B]

You ain’t wrong tho, his girlfriend is definitely loyal.

That's how all the instagram influencers look like without makeup and glamorous clothes.

Is she one of those IG models that dak randomly sent dick pics to?

Must have worked.

[QB_Eagles]

Agreed, that girl needs a lottttt of makeup and plastic surgery. Dak has a lot of money tho so maybe he will exchange for a new one.

Actual footage when she was born:

https://youtube.com/shorts/jrglt-f08YE?si=8hJtH-gHFEnL0BAh

I mean she did just have a baby. I don’t know many females that would be all glammed up after giving birth. Lol

lol without makeup she's better looking than the average woman.

Spoiler:

She is wearing makeup in that photo.

[Cactus Jack]

I mean she did just have a baby. I don’t know many females that would be all glammed up after giving birth. Lol

lol without makeup she's better looking than the average woman.

Spoiler:

She is wearing makeup in that photo.

lol yes, she is, clearly.

[Cactus Jack]

I mean she did just have a baby. I don’t know many females that would be all glammed up after giving birth. Lol

I was talking about the baby. Let’s just say she probably won’t be in any baby ads any time soon.

Pretty much all newborns are ugly AF.

I think this is confirmation that bjj doesn't have any kids lol.

[Jaydubb]

That's how all the instagram influencers look like without makeup and glamorous clothes.

Is she one of those IG models that dak randomly sent dick pics to?

Must have worked.

Yeah for sure. Honestly, it’s kind of a smart pick up line. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to stick this inside of you!!!”

[Jaydubb]

I was talking about the baby. Let’s just say she probably won’t be in any baby ads any time soon.

Pretty much all newborns are ugly AF.

I think this is confirmation that bjj doesn't have any kids lol.

Honestly, not even gonna lie, I have 3 kids and my oldest was born about 2 weeks after his due date. There were some complications during birth and he had little air supply as he was being born so when he was born he was actually a weird slightly blue/purplish color. Not gonna lie, he was wayyyy fugly.

The wife put his pic on Facebook and people were like “awwwww sooo cuttte” you know the normal comments. And I replied to each one “that’s cap”.


Lollll.. He’s 8 now and I can say he’s a good looking kid now but when he was born, helllll nah

[bluejerseyjinx]

I was talking about the baby. Let’s just say she probably won’t be in any baby ads any time soon.

Pretty much all newborns are ugly AF.

I think this is confirmation that bjj doesn't have any kids lol.

I was a gorgeous baby. I was so gorgeous one of of city photographers kept my baby picture up in his studio for over 22 years.

[bluejerseyjinx]

I was talking about the baby. Let’s just say she probably won’t be in any baby ads any time soon.

Pretty much all newborns are ugly AF.

I think this is confirmation that bjj doesn't have any kids lol.

I was a gorgeous baby. I was so gorgeous one of of city photographers kept my baby picture up in his studio for over 22 years.

[QB_Eagles]

What happened after 22 years?

[bluejerseyjinx]

What happened after 22 years?

Marriage.

[Jaydubb]

What happened after 22 years?

Marriage.

So he took your pic down because you married somebody else? Wow.. poor guy held out hope for 22 years for you to marry somebody else. Heart breaking.

[QB_Eagles]

Pretty much all newborns are ugly AF.

I think this is confirmation that bjj doesn't have any kids lol.

Honestly, not even gonna lie, I have 3 kids and my oldest was born about 2 weeks after his due date. There were some complications during birth and he had little air supply as he was being born so when he was born he was actually a weird slightly blue/purplish color. Not gonna lie, he was wayyyy fugly.

The wife put his pic on Facebook and people were like “awwwww sooo cuttte” you know the normal comments. And I replied to each one “that’s cap”.


Lollll.. He’s 8 now and I can say he’s a good looking kid now but when he was born, helllll nah

I hope the lack of oxygen didn't turn him into a Cowboys fan.

[bluejerseyjinx]

What happened after 22 years?

Marriage.

So he took your pic down because you married somebody else? Wow.. poor guy held out hope for 22 years for you to marry somebody else. Heart breaking.

No, he closed his business, retired and shortly after croaked.

[Jaydubb]

I think this is confirmation that bjj doesn't have any kids lol.

Honestly, not even gonna lie, I have 3 kids and my oldest was born about 2 weeks after his due date. There were some complications during birth and he had little air supply as he was being born so when he was born he was actually a weird slightly blue/purplish color. Not gonna lie, he was wayyyy fugly.

The wife put his pic on Facebook and people were like “awwwww sooo cuttte” you know the normal comments. And I replied to each one “that’s cap”.


Lollll.. He’s 8 now and I can say he’s a good looking kid now but when he was born, helllll nah

I hope the lack of oxygen didn't turn him into a Cowboys fan.

Luckily he’s not a cowboys fan. He threw a toy cowboy in the toilet when he was like 6 years old and then ran to tell me that “this is the only bowl cowboys will be in”. Brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it, I’m so proud of him.

[Jaydubb]

Marriage.

So he took your pic down because you married somebody else? Wow.. poor guy held out hope for 22 years for you to marry somebody else. Heart breaking.

No, he closed his business, retired and shortly after croaked.

Ah I see.

[JujitsuFlip]

[Jaydubb]

Dumb and dumber

[bluejerseyjinx]

Dumb and dumber

Glad you clarified that. I thought it was AZcatz11 and Jack.