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Post#3 » by winforlose » Fri Jun 27, 2025 1:51 am

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Post#4 » by moss_is_1 » Fri Jun 27, 2025 1:52 am

18, elite height and standing reach while not being a total stiff on the court. Interesting enough, hopefully we can develop these guys. Still would be nice to get a development 3rd PG.
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Post#5 » by Klomp » Fri Jun 27, 2025 2:08 am

We have finally found our replacement for Randy Breuer!
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Post#6 » by Dez » Fri Jun 27, 2025 2:10 am

F*** you!

I wanted Rocco and it makes it even worse we selected him for you.

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Re: The Rocco Zikarsky Thread 

Post#7 » by karch34 » Fri Jun 27, 2025 2:10 am

Klomp wrote:We have finally found our replacement for Randy Breuer!

Can he guard Magic? That’s the bar for next Bruer. :D
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Post#8 » by Sealab2024 » Fri Jun 27, 2025 2:11 am

Klomp wrote:We have finally found our replacement for Randy Breuer!


Id given up hope after Loren Woods.
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Post#9 » by Klomp » Fri Jun 27, 2025 2:12 am

"Beringer is so much further along (than Zikarsky)" -Bryce Simon (Vecenie's co-host)
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Post#10 » by Neeva » Fri Jun 27, 2025 2:17 am

Well JB is in another stratosphere athletically.
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Post#11 » by Klomp » Fri Jun 27, 2025 2:18 am

Dez wrote:F*** you!

I wanted Rocco and it makes it even worse we selected him for you.

Burn in hell AKME.

So does this make him the reverse Luc Longley?
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Re: The Rocco Zikarsky Thread 

Post#16 » by Loaf_of_bread » Fri Jun 27, 2025 2:31 am

He's the next Mark Eaton. And I'm talking floor.
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Post#17 » by Sealab2024 » Fri Jun 27, 2025 2:32 am

His dad and Uncle (twins) are bronze medal winning Olympic swimmers and his mom is a champion iron woman who's also a world class surfer.
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Post#18 » by WolfAddict » Fri Jun 27, 2025 2:35 am

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Re: The Rocco Zikarsky Thread 

Post#19 » by Nick K » Fri Jun 27, 2025 2:43 am

Sealab2024 wrote:His dad and Uncle (twins) are bronze medal winning Olympic swimmers and his mom is a champion iron woman who's also a world class surfer.


But can they play basketball? Dribble and chew gum at the same time? It's nice they are world class athletes.
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Re: The Rocco Zikarsky Thread 

Post#20 » by Araxen » Fri Jun 27, 2025 2:47 am

18 years old and he's already 7" 4". He's going to grow at least a couple of more inches. Kid is definitely worth a shot at developing. I trust what Tim is doing. Finding talent in the 2nd round is a crap shoot, and he's done a pretty good job at finding talent there.

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