What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do?

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What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#1 » by Himothy Duncan » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:11 pm

Serious question. AD came because of Bron and Luka fell on his lap. He has done absolutely nothing. How is this guy GM of the **** Lakers?
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#2 » by Enso » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:15 pm

He wears tight leather jackets
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#3 » by hugepatsfan » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:16 pm

Luka didn't fall into his lap. He spent years in multiple industries grooming Nico for that trade. Don't disrespect the work he put in on that one.
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#4 » by azcatz11 » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:17 pm

hugepatsfan wrote:Luka didn't fall into his lap. He spent years in multiple industries grooming Nico for that trade. Don't disrespect the work he put in on that one.


So pelinka is p diddy and Nico is Cassie?
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#5 » by Lalouie » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:18 pm

Enso wrote:He wears tight leather jackets


has pro level tanning bed
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#6 » by Onlytimewilltel » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:19 pm

Nothing really. Top 5 worst GM in the league easily. Only got the job because he is Kobe’s agent lol
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#7 » by Enso » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:20 pm

Lalouie wrote:
Enso wrote:He wears tight leather jackets


has pro level tanning bed


Lol
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#8 » by littlerock2277 » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:27 pm

Honestly Luka for only one draft pick and an injury prone superstar will forever be the craziest trade I have witnessed. Clearly he has influence to pull off heists. Just hire someone else to help actually build the roster :lol:
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#9 » by thelead » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:29 pm

Takes advantage of his understudies/‘friends’
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#10 » by mg » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:29 pm

I'll bet he stares in the mirror at himself alot
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#11 » by LakersSoul » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:30 pm

Himothy Duncan wrote:Serious question. AD came because of Bron and Luka fell on his lap. He has done absolutely nothing. How is this guy GM of the **** Lakers?


During Kobe's decline and after retirement, for 4 seasons, the Lakers had ZERO stars.

Now Pelinka is connected with:

Bron
AD
Luka

And all of a sudden its all luck, lol...

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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#12 » by Himothy Duncan » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:32 pm

LakersSoul wrote:
Himothy Duncan wrote:Serious question. AD came because of Bron and Luka fell on his lap. He has done absolutely nothing. How is this guy GM of the **** Lakers?


After Kobe, the Lakers had ZERO stars.

Now Pelinka is connected with:

Bron
AD
Luka

And all of a sudden its all luck, lol...


He didn’t put in any work to get any of them. Get real. LeBron was coming to the Lakers no matter who was there.
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#13 » by LakersSoul » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:34 pm

Himothy Duncan wrote:
LakersSoul wrote:
Himothy Duncan wrote:Serious question. AD came because of Bron and Luka fell on his lap. He has done absolutely nothing. How is this guy GM of the **** Lakers?


After Kobe, the Lakers had ZERO stars.

Now Pelinka is connected with:

Bron
AD
Luka

And all of a sudden its all luck, lol...


He didn’t put in any work to get any of them. Get real. LeBron was coming to the Lakers no matter who was there.


Thats not how GM/President of Operation work.

You get credit for gettin stars into the team, period.

Bron
AD
Luka
and prob another in 2 years.

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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#14 » by cpower » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:37 pm

he will buy out OKC, Den and Cavs so that no matter who wins next year he will be the ultimate winner.
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#15 » by Yoshun » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:38 pm

The Lakers wouldn't have Luka without Pelinka according to the narrative that has been out there. Supposedly, Nico agreed to trade Luka to the Lakers because he and Pelinka are good friends.
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#16 » by Damienfan » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:39 pm

looks great in a suit
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#17 » by Jellybeans » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:41 pm

He got Luka.
He can do whatever he wants or in this case do nothing and be safe for some reason
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#18 » by Sixers in 4 » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:42 pm

Sit by the phone and wait for a Nico Harrison phone call
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#19 » by Johnny Fontane » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:45 pm

They got Luka for peanuts and basically have him committed long term. It’s all gravy from here they aren’t on Lebron’s selfish fan’s timeline
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Re: What Does Rob Pelinka Actually Do? 

Post#20 » by Himothy Duncan » Tue Jul 1, 2025 5:47 pm

Yoshun wrote:The Lakers wouldn't have Luka without Pelinka according to the narrative that has been out there. Supposedly, Nico agreed to trade Luka to the Lakers because he and Pelinka are good friends.


So people should get credit for their friends being idiots?

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