I just saw one of the worst basketball movies ever, name me one worse.
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I just saw one of the worst basketball movies ever, name me one worse.
Well we're in the offseason so why not. Dr J. and Meadowlark Lemon did a movie in 1979 called the Fish that Saved Pittsburgh. It's awful. It's about a fictional team that figured out their chemistry through astrology and won a title because everyone on the team was a Pisces. If you think I'm kidding about this ridiculous movie youtube has it up for free right now
If someone knows a worse basketball movie let me know here
If someone knows a worse basketball movie let me know here
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Space Jam 2 A New Legacy
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I have heard about this movie, but didn't know this was the plot, sounds beyond asinine. I basically stopped watching movies in 2003 or smth, I can not think of very bad basketball movies, the worst one I have seen is probably Like Mike. I believe they made straight to DVD sequels of that, I imagine it aint Home ALone 4 bad, but I assume those would be bad... I have seen that Will Farell Basketball movie and I thought it was pretty terrible.
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I'll watch an outrageous movie before I'll watch a mediocre one though lol
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that's what you get for being a hard core basketball fan
there is no sympathy for you
it appears kareem may have ben the brando of that cast
there is no sympathy for you
it appears kareem may have ben the brando of that cast
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They could at least mix 12 players between the zodiac and make their ability related to it Saint Seiya style
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For basketball movies, it’s Air Bud and then everything beneath that.
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What's that Martin Lawrence one? I hate that one with a burning passion.
LakerLegend wrote:LeBron was literally more athletic at 35 than he was at 20
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Blue Chips might be the most underrated basketball film ever. That one is fantastic.
Blue Chips might be the most underrated basketball film ever. That one is fantastic.
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Space Jam 2 was pretty much down there
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Let me tell you about this masterpiece of cinema. The premise starts when 4 midgets decide to start a basketball team. They need a fifth. They decide they need a former NBA player because that is what everyone does on a streetball court with one player short. Unexpectedly, Rodman shows up in a limousine, starts playing, and chooses to join their team. Rodman's dominance helps them get through the playoffs. Rodman's dominance, however, starts to make the midgets jealous and resentful because they feel like they are now just spectators, something they never imagined would happen when they asked an HOF former NBA player to join their team. Being the excellent teammate that he is, Rodman recognizes this and, in the only way an Emmy-winning former NBA player can, feigns an injury when they arrive at the championship game. "I have faith in you, midgets," he says in his parting words to the group. The referee says, unmoved, "You need one more to play." The midgets are in a state of panic and anxiety until, out of nowhere, one of their sons comes up and says, "I'll play." He's wearing a clown nose when he says this, for some reason. The score then fluctuates back and forth; they are behind late, but with seconds remaining, they get on each other's shoulders, and the top player dunks it at the buzzer. The referee declares, "No, you can't do that." You lose. All of the midgets are gloomy and depressed. Rodman then comes out and acknowledges that he was acting the whole time and wasn't actually hurt. They become angry with Rodman, saying, "We lost because of you, ****," as their sadness begins to transform into rage. "Lost? Really?" he asks. Take a look around. The crowd chants, "Minis! Minis!"
The end.
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Infinite Llamas wrote:Ernest Slam Dunk
Blue Chips might be the most underrated basketball film ever. That one is fantastic.
No Blue Chips, no Penny and Shaq.
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I had to bail on space jam 2 before the climax it was terrible
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Juwanna Mann is a rich and complex Faustian tale that uses women's hoops as a jumping-off point to explore issues of gender and race in modern America.
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Space Jam 2? What about the Durant movie? did anybody ever see that? It seemed awful
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Last month, it was starting to look like the Knicks would pick a coach from the stands, like Whoopi Goldberg in Eddie.
(Horrible movie, great bit parts from pro players)
(Horrible movie, great bit parts from pro players)
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astrology is legit tho. iykyk
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Now, I haven't seen this movie. It's called Double Teamed. But I thought it was funny:
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