Skinny Luka incoming

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Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#1 » by Ben-N1ce » Mon Jul 28, 2025 6:44 pm

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Luka’s hope is that all this work will help him stay dominant for the next decade to come, critics of his conditioning and weight be damned. “Obviously, be the best that I can be, take care of myself,” he says. “This year, with my team, I think we did a huge step. But this is just the start, you know. I need to keep going. Can’t stop.”
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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#2 » by UglyBugBall » Mon Jul 28, 2025 6:55 pm

My god, Luka about to make Wemby look fat and LeBron out of shape. Nico going to need therapy after seeing Luka next season.
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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#3 » by Voltron914 » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:00 pm

that was an expensive lesson to learn but i guess he got it
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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#4 » by SlimShady83 » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:09 pm

Funny thing is, Mavs fans seeing this just going to say, yeh, yeh we've seen it all b4, Laker fans are blah,blah little they know this thread done by a Celtic fan :)

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Post#5 » by Ice Trae » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:09 pm

He looks good

But Nico still isnt impressed, 0/10 would trade again
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Post#6 » by Kawaii Leonard » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:12 pm

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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#7 » by JShuttlesworth » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:14 pm

The message was seemingly received by Luka, I hope he has a big season
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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#8 » by TheGeneral99 » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:21 pm

If only he had a strong work-ethic like Shaq.
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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#9 » by mademan » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:21 pm

Losing 50+mill will motivate a man
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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#10 » by D.Brasco » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:25 pm

Reminds me of the brief period when LeBron came in looking skinny

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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#11 » by Kingdibs19 » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:27 pm

D.Brasco wrote:Reminds me of the brief period when LeBron came in looking skinny

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lol I remember these photos. Anyone remember the year ?
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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#12 » by MystikSpiral » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:28 pm

What are the odds of him coming back looking like Shawn Kemp on the Cavs?
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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#13 » by TheGeneral99 » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:30 pm

Reminds of Lowry circa 2015.

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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#14 » by ShotCreator » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:32 pm

Realistically, he’ll get fat again. I hate to say it. But guys who need humiliation and rock bottom to get in shape as pros, tend to not stay there.
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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#15 » by Shock Defeat » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:34 pm

D.Brasco wrote:Reminds me of the brief period when LeBron came in looking skinny

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That's when he hopped off gear
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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#16 » by Lalouie » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:36 pm

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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#17 » by BodieB » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:44 pm

MVP season coming.
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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#18 » by Mavrelous » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:45 pm

He slimmed down before 23/24 season, Mavs rewarded him by firing the trainer
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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#19 » by Mamba Mentality » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:56 pm

MVP season loading. I already put a bet on him a couple months ago.
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Re: Skinny Luka incoming 

Post#20 » by JujitsuFlip » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:58 pm

Ozempic Luka in the building, let's go!

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