You have 1,712,690 Iranian Rials to spend

[Mr Puddles]

Construct your life using 1,712,690 Iranian Rials. You can not skip a category.

Job

• NBA legend 989,340 IRR
• NBA bench warmer 593,604 IRR
• NBA mascot 395,736 IRR
• NBA concession stand worker 197,868 IRR
• NBA intern who will be the subject of a Shaq prank for the rest of his life in perpetuity 49,467 IRR

House

• A luxery home in your dream destination 989,340 IRR
• A house in the suburbs 494,670 IRR
• A small apartment 395,736 IRR
• Sharing a small apartment with a roommate 197,868 IRR
• Under a bridge 49,467 IRR

Wife

• Prime Jessica Alba 989,340 IRR
• Ana de Armas 742,005 IRR
• Aubrey Plaza 494,670 IRR
• Dame Judy Dench 296,802 IRR
• Popeye Jones 49,467 IRR

Car

• Your dream car 742,005 IRR
• Tesla model 3 494,670 IRR
• BYD Orca 395,736 IRR
• Fiat panda 197,868 IRR
• You can never own a car in your life 49,467 IRR

Spoiler:

All amounts mentioned:

1,712,690 = 35 EUR

989,340 IRR = 20 EUR
742,005 IRR = 15 EUR
593,604 IRR = 12 EUR
494,670 IRR = 10 EUR
395,736 IRR = 8 EUR
296,802 IRR = 6 EUR
197,868 IRR = 4 EUR
49,467 IRR = 1 EUR

[KyRo23]

NBA intern who will be the subject of a Shaq prank for the rest of his life in perpetuity 49,467 IRR
Under a bridge 49,467 IRR
Popeye Jones 49,467 IRR
You can never own a car in your life 49,467 IRR

Keep the change

[The Servant]

And we are still not at PEAK off season yet.

[lambchop]

Nba bench warmer

Small apartment

Ana da Armas

No car

[SlimShady83]

We need basketball to start now!

Extend the regular season, limit back to backs and spread road trips out

[JimmyPlopper]

this is great - i literally LOLLed

[RookieStar]

Yup... this is peak offseason

[RookieStar]

P.S how old is Dame Judy here? Wasnt she FIRE on her younger years?

[Mr Puddles]

P.S how old is Dame Judy here? Wasnt she FIRE on her younger years?

Current age, 90, still an absolute fox though.

[HotelVitale]

P.S how old is Dame Judy here? Wasnt she FIRE on her younger years?

Think she was always like 53% nostril.

[The Servant]

-NBA legend
-Small apartment with a roommate (just live here as a home base with your best friend) and travel all over and stay in luxury hotels, short term rentals and airbnb
-Dame Judy Dench-she is your wife but youre an NBA superstar. Get a good side piece or on the road
-Never own a car, just lease toys and have your driver pick you up in his car

[SlimShady83]

Yup... this is peak offseason

For those who wanting to shorten the NBA season

for shame

[Capn'O]

Can I get the EV model of the Panda?

[JB2]

NBA concession stand worker 197,868 IRR - Free games, free parking, free snacks, unlimited ability to launch food at people.

A luxury home in your dream destination 989,340 IRR - After a long day of being treated like ****, I get the last laugh as I climb into my freshly pressed silk sheets where a beautiful Dame awaits.

Dame Judy Dench 296,802 IRR - Purveyor of vintage. But I take the Anna Nicole Smith route here and grind it out til the big payoff. Community property is 50/50 under CA marital law.

Fiat panda 197,868 IRR - Once I lay my lovely late wife to rest, I can surely upgrade but for now, no need to blow my cover when pulling up to the employee lot of Crypto.com arena

[Blame Rasho]

I think everyone in this thread likes turtles…lol

[-Luke-]

If I'm married to prime Jessica Alba, I don't need the other stuff. I'll live at her house, drive her car(s) and definitely won't eat Shaq's ****. But NBA mascot sounds like fun.

[JDR720]

Being a mascot would be fun. So I'll pick that. Can do stupid stuff and yet never have any real face-to-face interaction with anybody.
Under a bridge; technically it doesn't say what kind of house, just that it's under a bridge. So I'll live in a cabin in the woods that is under a bridge, which is spanning across a valley in the mountains I live in.
I don't know anything about celebrities, so I'll pick Jessica Alba. Since I am a mascot, I can also be a stuntman in her movies.
BYD Orca. I don't know where I'll charge an electric car in my mountain home, but Jessica can figure that out. Orca > Panda as the best white/black animal.

[MAMBAEMD]

The only thing that got my attention in the post was Jessica Alba

[slos]

I can have Jessica Alba for Iranian rials?

[dhsilv2]

How much is my accountant to deal with this currency?