Chelsea: #WORLDCHAMPS l 977 days left on Chalobah's contract

[stormi]

Wirtz: £175,000,000M, £425kpw, frankenstein hairline, 525 minutes, 0 goals
Simons: £100,000,000M, £300kpw, attitude concerns, 267 minutes, 0 goals
Buonanotte: loan, £5kpw, good boy, 134 minutes, 1 goal

Chelsea!

[stormi]

The right footed central player to tie the squad together (after Chalobah & Fofana get taken out back and ol' yellered)

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KEES SMIT, will change my life.



Bring me my treble.

[Baseline81]

Wirtz: £175,000,000M, £425kpw, frankenstein hairline, 525 minutes, 0 goals
Simons: £100,000,000M, £300kpw, attitude concerns, 267 minutes, 0 goals
Buonanotte: loan, £5kpw, good boy, 134 minutes, 1 goal

Chelsea!

And remind us all, who was that goal against? Right, Lincoln City of League One.

It's as foolish as calling yourself World Champs when you weren't even the English Champs.

Again, what is the point of these ridiculous posts? Are you simply trying to make yourself feel better? The other day you mentioned how Chelsea is not that far away, but then had Garnacho as the starting winger. Think about that for a second. Garnacho...

[stormi]

Wirtz: £175,000,000M, £425kpw, frankenstein hairline, 525 minutes, 0 goals
Simons: £100,000,000M, £300kpw, attitude concerns, 267 minutes, 0 goals
Buonanotte: loan, £5kpw, good boy, 134 minutes, 1 goal

Chelsea!

Again, what is the point of these ridiculous posts? Are you simply trying to make yourself feel better? The other day you mentioned how Chelsea is not that far away, but then had Garnacho as the starting winger. Think about that for a second. Garnacho...

Argentine Heung-Min Son.

Last possible chance to invest stocks!

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[Baseline81]

Losing to your feeder club...

[stormi]

The face of failure.

Straight red 1-0 up.

Adds to Chalobah's impressive rap sheet this season, incl: losing a header to Sesko against United that led to a red, keeping United players onside for the first goal, OG against Bayern, 6 forward passes in 90 minutes against Palace.



Maybe another quote about Jesus tonight on social media, you don't play like he believes in you though.

[stormi]

Sometimes analysing this sport is way too easy.

Obviously with no Palmer, Lavia, Buonanotte (loan tied), Colwill, Tosin, Delap we'd be massively shorthanded in any contest howmsteva, this fella is a borderline project shattering individual. Destroys our ability to build up, can't jump, can't think, can't run, can't defend.

... and yet he has a massive supporting online from Chelsea fans and rivals alike. He's a pariah.

I trust my eyes more than anyone else's in the world and my foresight saw this coming with bright flashing lights years ago.

Season's on hiatus until his ACL explodes, he's sold or he does the right thing and turns in his kit & boots out of whatever droplets of dignity might be remaining in that cranium.

[stormi]

Losing to your feeder club...

>You got straight up cummed on by Palace in the Community Shield
>Glasner flexed a trophy on your dome
>They cuck you with Guehi in the market
>And then today took their comfortable 3 points on your headtop with the £180,000,000 leiche decomposing on the pitch again as has become norm.

Self awareness, please.

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(+) Eghbali in Strasbourg yesterday.

[MetalFingaz]

Losing to your feeder club...

>You got straight up cummed on by Palace in the Community Shield
>Glasner flexed a trophy on your dome
>They cuck you with Guehi in the market
>And then today took their comfortable 3 points on your headtop with the £180,000,000 leiche decomposing on the pitch again as has become norm.

Self awareness, please.

You gotta spend less time on Twitter little bro.

[stormi]

Losing to your feeder club...

>You got straight up cummed on by Palace in the Community Shield
>Glasner flexed a trophy on your dome
>They cuck you with Guehi in the market
>And then today took their comfortable 3 points on your headtop with the £180,000,000 leiche decomposing on the pitch again as has become norm.

Self awareness, please.

You gotta spend less time on Twitter little bro.

I don't use Twitter, nephew. This is a poster in question that provides zero substance to this thread beyond raining negativity. After I confronted she/it/them into a hiatus, he/she/it only returned recently to disparagingly quote an encouraging projection about the outlook of my sacred club, it triggers insecurity for whatever reason.

Unfortunately I won't turn the other cheek. Jokes and banter are totally welcome, but patronising remarks & passive aggressiveness (from repeat offenders) will be met with absolute reciprocity.

[stormi]

Minor setback for a major comeback. Still only 21, our best and most controlling performances of the Maresca tenure have occured with him in the team. Press resistance defined.

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[stormi]

3 of our 4 best players out of commision, le sigh.



Having a core of players in place of players you trust & not being allowed to reap the rewards of their ability.

Chelsea nation, we'll be back.