Jaylen Brown must be stopped!

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Jaylen Brown must be stopped! 

Post#1 » by JustBuzzin » Mon Oct 27, 2025 2:42 pm

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Post#2 » by cocktailswith_2short » Mon Oct 27, 2025 3:10 pm

It's funnier because they're 0-3.
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Post#3 » by dirkdiggler4177 » Mon Oct 27, 2025 3:45 pm

Haha. I turned on the game at the exact minute with Hollins on camera, without knowing they were playing the Celtics, but knew it right away :lol:
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Post#4 » by Sixers in 4 » Mon Oct 27, 2025 3:59 pm

If a black smudge exists, you must convict.

That is a foul.
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Post#5 » by pepe1991 » Mon Oct 27, 2025 4:08 pm

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Post#6 » by MikeTheKid » Mon Oct 27, 2025 4:10 pm

He went to the Carlos Boozer school of hair products
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Post#7 » by JujitsuFlip » Mon Oct 27, 2025 4:23 pm

New rule, Celtics opponents can't wear white lol
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Post#8 » by Blame Rasho » Mon Oct 27, 2025 4:25 pm

Embrace being folically challenged like Manu did.
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Post#9 » by Ssj16 » Mon Oct 27, 2025 5:44 pm

Boston Celtics new sponsor: Bigen

Iykyk.
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Post#10 » by lambchop » Mon Oct 27, 2025 6:05 pm

Just own that hairline lil man
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Post#11 » by ChuckChilly » Mon Oct 27, 2025 6:50 pm

lambchop wrote:Just own that hairline lil man


Looks like the dye is covering his scalp not his hairline.
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Post#12 » by JujitsuFlip » Mon Oct 27, 2025 8:41 pm

Ssj16 wrote:Boston Celtics new sponsor: Bigen

Iykyk.
Boozer knows for sure lol
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Post#13 » by Sign5 » Mon Oct 27, 2025 10:07 pm

God I love the NBA, life is just so much more entertaining with it in session :lol: :lol:
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Post#14 » by JustBuzzin » Mon Oct 27, 2025 10:18 pm

Sign5 wrote:God I love the NBA, life is just so much more entertaining with it in session :lol: :lol:

Bro I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. He's literally doing it every game.

Maybe the memes will make him shave it all off. :lol:
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Post#15 » by JN61 » Mon Oct 27, 2025 10:26 pm

JujitsuFlip wrote:New rule, Celtics opponents can't wear white lol

Or Brown can stop smearing his forehead with some donkey doodoo
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Post#16 » by MrGoat » Mon Oct 27, 2025 10:43 pm

I can't wait for them to play the Raptors so his hair can rub off on Dick.

This is actually more embarrassing than Boozer because it's multiple games. Boozer's side of the story was he tried a product but it looked silly so he wanted to wash it off but it was really hard to wash off and took 8 or 9 tries to finally wash it off so he ran out of time before the game so he had to go out there like that
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Post#17 » by JujitsuFlip » Tue Oct 28, 2025 12:47 am

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Sign5 wrote:God I love the NBA, life is just so much more entertaining with it in session

Bro I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. He's literally doing it every game.

Maybe the memes will make him shave it all off.
With Derrick White as his teammate, you'd think it would be an easy choice to just shave it off.
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Post#18 » by CM17 » Tue Oct 28, 2025 12:51 am

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Post#19 » by JellosJigglin » Tue Oct 28, 2025 1:00 am

Serious question, does it ever dry at any point, or does it just simmer on the head wet like that?
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Post#20 » by DaPessimist » Tue Oct 28, 2025 1:11 am

He's likely using synthetic fibers that stick to the hair and make it look thicker. I tried this product once before ultimately getting a transplant. Works great until you sweat and rub against something. :lol:

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