Jaylen Brown must be stopped!

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Re: Jaylen Brown must be stopped! 

Post#21 » by DaPessimist » Tue Oct 28, 2025 1:12 am

JellosJigglin wrote:Serious question, does it ever dry at any point, or does it just simmer on the head wet like that?


It's more like a powder that clings to existing hair.
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Re: Jaylen Brown must be stopped! 

Post#22 » by CobraCommander » Tue Oct 28, 2025 6:05 am

Must be hard playing sidekick to the better player with the better looks, game, size and hairline… I would hate Tatum if I were brown lol
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Post#23 » by Indomitable » Tue Oct 28, 2025 6:32 am

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Bro I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. He's literally doing it every game.

Maybe the memes will make him shave it all off.
With Derrick White as his teammate, you'd think it would be an easy choice to just shave it off.

He might be afraid of looking like White
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Re: Jaylen Brown must be stopped! 

Post#24 » by Coach Carter » Tue Oct 28, 2025 11:46 am

Bron gotta give him some pointers
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Post#25 » by hauntedcomputer » Tue Oct 28, 2025 1:25 pm

In this economy, I'll take my entertainment where I can get it.
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Re: Jaylen Brown must be stopped! 

Post#26 » by Archx » Tue Oct 28, 2025 2:21 pm

JellosJigglin wrote:Serious question, does it ever dry at any point, or does it just simmer on the head wet like that?


You asking for a friend? :D
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Post#27 » by El Turco » Tue Oct 28, 2025 2:24 pm

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Re: Jaylen Brown must be stopped! 

Post#28 » by Clyde Frazier » Tue Oct 28, 2025 4:20 pm

It's objectively hilarious... but how could he not know that might happen? Just let it go :-?
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Post#29 » by rockmanslim » Tue Oct 28, 2025 4:33 pm

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Re: Jaylen Brown must be stopped! 

Post#30 » by dballislife » Tue Oct 28, 2025 6:23 pm

hey chics paint their eyebrows so why cant guys paint their heads?

but seriously do chics have the same problem in the wnba cause they also have a crap ton of makeup on? lol but there is makeup that can get wet and not come off...maybe brown needs to invest in wetproof hair paint?
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Post#31 » by Dr Aki » Thu Nov 6, 2025 7:14 am

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Post#32 » by mkot » Thu Nov 6, 2025 8:13 am

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Post#33 » by robbie84 » Thu Nov 6, 2025 9:47 am

CobraCommander wrote:Must be hard playing sidekick to the better player with the better looks, game, size and hairline… I would hate Tatum if I were brown lol


Yeah, I'd be depressed if I made $50 million+ a year to play basketball and average

31.1 mins
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53.5 fg%
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4.4 assists
4.3 rebounds
0.8 steals

Be an All Star, NBA finals MVP and have a championship as a top 2 player on the team and have just turned 29 years old.
The agony.
Miserable bastarde he must be.
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Re: Jaylen Brown must be stopped! 

Post#34 » by lambchop » Thu Nov 6, 2025 10:10 am

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He seems mentally challenged at this point. I envy him for simply not caring at all. He would probably put faeces on his head, if it made him look "better".
So many people who attain the heights of power in this culture—celebrities, for instance—have to make a show of false humility and modesty, as if they got as far as they did by accident and not by ego or ambition.
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Re: Jaylen Brown must be stopped! 

Post#35 » by RB34 » Thu Nov 6, 2025 10:50 am

lambchop wrote:
Dr Aki wrote:


He seems mentally challenged at this point. I envy him for simply not caring at all. He would probably put faeces on his head, if it made him look "better".


Yeah bro he’s gonna put faeces on his head. Wtf are you talking about.
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Re: Jaylen Brown must be stopped! 

Post#36 » by mkot » Thu Nov 6, 2025 11:14 am

lambchop wrote:
Dr Aki wrote:


He seems mentally challenged at this point. I envy him for simply not caring at all. He would probably put faeces on his head, if it made him look "better".


C'mon he is obviously having fun with this and the video he put out where he seeking advise from LeBron, it's all fun.
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Post#37 » by J-Wolves » Thu Nov 6, 2025 2:07 pm

Get that man a Hulk Hogan bandana and call it a day.
He might even sell The Browndana in the merch stand.
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Post#38 » by J-Wolves » Thu Nov 6, 2025 2:27 pm

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"The longer you wait, the balder you'll get! Thats a fact!"


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Re: Jaylen Brown must be stopped! 

Post#39 » by ChuckChilly » Thu Nov 6, 2025 3:21 pm

dballislife wrote:hey chics paint their eyebrows so why cant guys paint their heads?

but seriously do chics have the same problem in the wnba cause they also have a crap ton of makeup on? lol but there is makeup that can get wet and not come off...maybe brown needs to invest in wetproof hair paint?


I watch a few WNBA games and surprisingly most women don't seem to play with makeup on or it's a very little amount. There are some that play with those ridiculous eyelashes on though, which makes me question how concerned are they with winning, as that can effect their field of vision and even cause an eye injury.
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Re: Jaylen Brown must be stopped! 

Post#40 » by Bad-Thoma » Thu Nov 6, 2025 4:04 pm

lambchop wrote:
Dr Aki wrote:


He seems mentally challenged at this point. I envy him for simply not caring at all. He would probably put faeces on his head, if it made him look "better".


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