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Post#1 » by 34Celtic » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:40 am

Anyone else find this sick?
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Post#2 » by craig01 » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:06 am

Yeah, if true.
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Post#3 » by studcrackers » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:26 am

i found it funny that his lawyer's name was rusty hardin
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Post#4 » by LaymansTerms » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:56 am

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Post#5 » by Bleeding Green » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:56 am

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Post#6 » by Markos » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:57 am

After the teenage McCready met Clemens at a Fort Myers bar called The Hired Hand, she returned with the Rocket to his hotel room, but there was no sex that night, sources told The News.


She was 15 at the time. She went back to his hotel room and nothing happened...he just happened to wait till she was legal age?? She's protecting him and I really wish she wouldnt. He cant go to jail anyway, the statute of limitations is past

What a difference a year makes, last season he was getting tons of attention because he was about to return to baseball and save the Yankees....my what a difference a year makes

edit: what sources told the Daily News? WHo was there with them?
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Post#7 » by VinnyTheMick » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:58 pm

Markos wrote:edit: what sources told the Daily News? WHo was there with them?



Not sure but Daily News has been covering "Roids, Sex & Baseball in Houston" thing pretty accurately.




Clemens just wanted to show her why they call him "Rocket" *ZING*


I wonder if Clemens gave her his "rocket fuel" *ZING*

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Post#8 » by Basketball Jesus » Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:50 pm

Man, the jokes...too bad this is a PG forum.
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Post#9 » by magicfan4life05 » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:00 pm

craig01 wrote:Yeah, if true.
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Post#10 » by Bucks_Revenge » Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:15 pm

that is just sick....oh Clemens your worse than Barry Bonds...sex with a 15 year old, this is just awful.
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Post#11 » by lpsevier » Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:24 pm

She was previously also involved with the Big Unit.
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Post#12 » by 34Celtic » Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:17 pm

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,353056,00.html Apparantly there was more than just one.
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Post#13 » by trwi7 » Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:22 pm

lpsevier wrote:She was previously also involved with the Big Unit.


ZING!
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Post#14 » by Celtics_Champs » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:18 pm

Ew.... This would be like, Josh Beckett screwing Miley Cyrus.

F***ing roger...
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Post#15 » by WEFFPIM » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:22 pm

Wiretap says he's had many affairs.

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Post#16 » by magicfan4life05 » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:28 pm

lol it keeps getting worse
Dwight Howard on his FT struggles:

"I just think everybody needs to stop talking about it," Howard said. "There's more to life than free throws."
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Post#17 » by heemer » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:35 pm

This is horrible and disgusting... Way worse than any sort of roids or purgury or whathave you. 15 years old!? that is nasty, what a joke Clemens is and was.
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Post#18 » by meatball sub » Thu May 1, 2008 12:13 am

Roger Clemens is the white Karl Malone.
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Post#19 » by 34Celtic » Thu May 1, 2008 2:14 am

I didn't think anyone could fall from the top faster than Brittney Spears....until now.
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Post#20 » by Howling Mad » Thu May 1, 2008 12:10 pm

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Here's the visual list, lets see how long it can get over the next few months. :rofl:

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