Sophocles Schortsianitis

PopAGat · Post #1 » by **PopAGat** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:41 am

Hes a tank in Europe and the raptors could possibly use him as rasho is kinda old. Trade like Dixon+2nd round for him and we can have a lineup of:

Schortsianitis
Bosh
Bargnani
Parker
Ford/Calderon

Beastly.

Has anyone heard of him?

matt2727 · Post #2 » by **matt2727** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:43 am

everyone has heard of him and his massive buyout.

he's a solid player though, would love to see the greek shaq in T.O

Post #3 » by **Hassassin** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:47 am

Trilogy · Post #4 » by **Trilogy** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:47 am

Dude has huge weight issues. He's blown up recently too. They sent him away from Olympiacos until he cuts down his weight.

RockTHECasbah · Post #5 » by **RockTHECasbah** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:53 am

Sounds like a Greek philosopher

Looks like Mark Henry and Oliver Miller's hairy lovechild

J Dilla · Post #6 » by **J Dilla** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:57 am

I swear when you mentioned this Schortsianitis thing I thought it was some new disease effecting basketball players.

vi3t · Post #7 » by **vi3t** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:13 am

Sofoklis Schortsianitis is never gonna step foot in the nba unless he cuts down his weight, I remember watchin this guy pushin Bosh around like he's nuthin in the usa and greece game

matt2727 · Post #8 » by **matt2727** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:04 am

let's get this kid instead

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WctBazFZAMc&feature=bz301

holy hugeness!

raps4life~ · Post #9 » by **raps4life~** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:12 am

matt2727 wrote:let's get this kid instead

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WctBazFZAMc&feature=bz301

holy hugeness!

wtf. i watched some more videos of him and he seems to be.... not good.

its a shame tho cuz hes friggen HUGE!

Mr. Perfect · Post #10 » by **Mr. Perfect** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:14 am

The Clippers still own his rights I believe. I'd like to see them bring him over, if Big Baby can play in the NBA, this guy should be able to.

Post #11 » by **theSkinny** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:15 am

ok who are you suggesting we trade dixon to?... olympiakos???

or does someone have his rights in the NBA?

rapstarr · Post #12 » by **rapstarr** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:22 am

that dude blew up

Post #13 » by **Alfred** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:25 am

The man looks like he swallowed an inflatable raft.

Darrick Martin · Post #14 » by **Darrick Martin** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:13 am

being big/tall != talent

XTC · Post #15 » by **XTC** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:02 am

Those fat pics are really old... He has alot of muscle now... He doesn't even look close to that anymore...

ToffKobe · Post #16 » by **ToffKobe** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:03 am

I thought someone had throat disease or something when I saw this thread.

Glad everyone's alive.

torontoaces04 · Post #17 » by **torontoaces04** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:06 am

great a poor mans eddy curry.

Averell · Post #18 » by **Averell** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:37 am

He is huge now. Olympiakos terminated his contract and sent him to a clinic in Switzerland. He is weighing 185kgs by the way.

Sugatas · Post #19 » by **Sugatas** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:30 pm

You're badly informed, he's going to go to a clinic center or something like that in Switzerland (or he's already there, I don't know exactly, I think he was there before but he quit) because he has serious problems with the fast food, he weighs around 160 kilos.

bychai · Post #20 » by **bychai** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:30 pm

Wow, I thought that name was made up as some kind of joke.