if X player does this, I will...

[mwaschkowski]

Lets try something funny (read 'stupid') before tonights NYC game

I say:
"If Bargs gets at least 8 rebounds, I will not criticize Bargs rebounding for 10 days."

Now its your turn, pick your fav player, or fav player to wail on...

<g>

[Teabag]

If I open one more donkey thread I will .......... continue to do it

[yucatan87]

If Rasho does a 360 reverse dunk tonight, I will sacrifice a small goat.

[kleatius_01]

If yucatan87 sacrifices a small goat, I will make delicious goat roti with the remains.

[ruckus]

If yucatan87 sacrifices a small goat, I will make delicious goat roti with the remains.

[Raptorsrock]

if kleatius_01 makes a delicious goat roti I will eat it

[alfie123]

If Raptorsrock eats the goat roti i shall send him a box of toilet paper that he can use after using the toilet

[willis_reborn]

If yucatan87 sacrifices a small goat, the only one 'currying' the goat will be Eddy.

[mwaschkowski]

If yucatan87 sacrifices a small goat, I will make delicious goat roti with the remains.

OK, that was completely worth it.

/thread

[Silk Wilkes]

If Rasho does a 360 reverse dunk tonight, I will sacrifice a small goat.

How the hell do you do a 360 reverse dunk? I think what you meant to say was either a 360 or a reverse dunk.

[Raptorsrock]

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How the hell do you do a 360 reverse dunk? I think what you meant to say was either a 360 or a reverse dunk.

oh oh here comes the fun police

[Sisqo]

haha
I hope rasho reads realgm and attempts that dunk tonight

[whoknows]

haha
I hope rasho reads realgm and attempts that dunk tonight

careful what you ask for... a small tornado might just get started...

[yucatan87]

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How the hell do you do a 360 reverse dunk? I think what you meant to say was either a 360 or a reverse dunk.

Start facing the opposing basket, son.

[mihaic]

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How the hell do you do a 360 reverse dunk? I think what you meant to say was either a 360 or a reverse dunk.

No, you can do a 360 reverse dunk. Only thing is you would have to run backwards to the basket

Now let's get to the subject

if kleatius_01 makes a delicious goat roti I will eat it

If alfie sends raptorsrock toiletpaper, realgm site will explode

[chsh22]

If Jose gets a Triple-Double tonight, I will still yearn for TJ.

[mwaschkowski]

If Jose gets a Triple-Double tonight, I will still yearn for TJ.

Ah, the pangs of unrequited love. Its smacks of Shakespeare around here sometimes...

[AB_21]

If Moon shoots a three based on confidence, I'll yell at my TV.
If Bargs can't grab any rebounds, I'll yell at my TV.
If Smitch yells, I'll enjoy it on my TV.

[MjM2xTreMe]

haha
I hope rasho reads realgm and attempts that dunk tonight

Let's NBA!

[YogiStewart]

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If alfie sends raptorsrock toiletpaper, realgm site will explode

If realgm site explodes, hundreds of Raptor fans will have to increase their porn:basketball internet ratio.*






*or will have to start talking to their girlfriends/wives about non-basketball things like emotions, feelings, shopping, Heroes.