Wallace Makes Noah an Offer he can't Refuse

[bullzman23]

Wallace: "Let us take a vote about what to do with Noah. This is a family organization, and this family is, as you know, a democracy."


Sounds of suppressed laughter are heard.

Wallace: "I hope I'm not hearing snickering from my lieutenants. Who was the last person who snickered, Adrian?"

Griffin: "That was Scott Skiles."

Wallace: "And what happened to him?"

Griffin: "He woke up Christmas Eve with a severed head in his bed."

Wallace: "A horse's head?"

Griffin: "No, an ass's head

[Three34]

When the hell did the Tribune start doing Oniony stuff?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Jordan45822]

What a joke of an article.

[bullzman23]

I dunno, I kind of enjoyed it.

[Doofer]

What a joke of an article.

Of course it was hyperbole but I'm willing to bet there's some truth to the fact that Wallace has a huge negative influence on this team and this is Morrissey's way of putting it in print.

[Mr. Tibbs]

i'd rather have jamesOn curry selling weed to the entire team than wallace exerting any influence on the team.

[TB#1]

I don't know that I'd read anything into it, but the article was good for a couple of snicks. If someone had posted that here, it would have got a few LOLs.

I think the funniest line in the whole thing was "Big spitter, the llama."

[Iguana775]

That's some good stuff.

One thing that I did notice from Pax's interview with North is that when North was going off on Wallace and saying how bad he is, Pax didnt say anything to retort when North finally stopped talking....maybe it was cause he was just shocked or he really had nothing to say to it and thought it was crap.

[ChicagoChris]

best thing morrisey has written in years.