Huge friend = Great seats at the Rose Garden

SchruteFarms · Post #1 » by **SchruteFarms** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:42 am

I have a friend with a pituitary disorder. He's 6'4 and 560 pounds. He can't fit into the seats at the Rose Garden. He is a huge blazer fan. So what does the Rose Garden do? They sell him handicapped seating in an open area for the same price as upper deck seats. And of course, his friends get to sit with him, down low in the handicapped section, for cheap. So all you fans out there cheering from the nosebleeds, call your huge friends and come on down where the cheerleaders have faces and you can smell Carlos Boozer!

Voodoo · Post #2 » by **Voodoo** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:51 am

SchruteFarms wrote:I have a friend with a pituitary disorder. He's 6'4 and 560 pounds. He can't fit into the seats at the Rose Garden. He is a huge blazer fan. So what does the Rose Garden do? They sell him handicapped seating in an open area for the same price as upper deck seats. And of course, his friends get to sit with him, down low in the handicapped section, for cheap. So all you fans out there cheering from the nosebleeds, call your huge friends and come on down where the cheerleaders have faces and you can smell Carlos Boozer!

Wow I was down with everything else you said, but I never ever want to ever smell Carlos Boozer.

SchruteFarms · Post #3 » by **SchruteFarms** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:53 am

Hey, all good things require sacrifice.

Voodoo · Post #4 » by **Voodoo** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:59 am

SchruteFarms wrote:Hey, all good things require sacrifice.

As much as I love the Blazers, I think that is a bit much even for me

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Yadadimean · Post #5 » by **Yadadimean** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:30 am

lol damn...

b_roy7 · Post #6 » by **b_roy7** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:54 am

Not what I thought when I read the title. I thought you just had a close friend that doesn't want his tickets or something like that.

I should sue you for misleading me and wasting 2 seconds of my life I may or may not get back! :lol:

Post #7 » by **Charcoal Filtered** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:48 am

SchruteFarms wrote:I have a friend with a pituitary disorder. He's 6'4 and 560 pounds. He can't fit into the seats at the Rose Garden. He is a huge blazer fan. So what does the Rose Garden do? They sell him handicapped seating in an open area for the same price as upper deck seats. And of course, his friends get to sit with him, down low in the handicapped section, for cheap. So all you fans out there cheering from the nosebleeds, call your huge friends and come on down where the cheerleaders have faces and you can smell Carlos Boozer!

Cannot say for certain, but I believe you will be sitting between the 100 and 200 levels. If Boozer's aroma makes it that far, I will be giving up my seats.

Great deal though from the Blazers. Those are still great seats.