Jazz @ Clippers, MLK Day

Phenom415 · Post #1 » by **Phenom415** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:06 am

Monday, Jan. 21, 1:30pm
JAZZ @ CLIPS
TV: FSN
Radio : 1320 AM, 98.7 FM

PREVIEW --
The Spazz were flickin' Paper Clips all over the building on Friday. Now, we travel to La-La Land and the House of Staples where the LA team (sans those that are in wheelchairs and on crutches n' whatnot) will attempt to enact a heinous REVENGE!!!!!

STARTING LINE-UPS --

Poppin' the cherry for the boys in blue:

BIG WILLY WITH A HAND IN YO PUNK FACE, PG

BREWER MUTANT CHICKEN THINGY?! WTF!!11?!, SG

YEAH, I KNOW IT'S NOT AN AK, BUT DUUUUUUUUDE!!!, SF

BOOZER (FROM HOGWARTS), PF

REMEMBER THIS?, C

And setting the stage for the PLAYAHS from the Weeeeest-Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide:

SMEAGOL, PG

ROSS, SG

STILL WISHIN' THEY WOULDN'T HAVE MATCHED, SF

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!?, PF

NOT REALLY APPROPRIATE ANYMORE (BUT DUUUUUUUUUUUDE...), C

FINAL THOUGHT --
This is my first game thread, so make it righteous!!!

Phenom415 · Post #2 » by **Phenom415** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:01 am

I really think the Jazz break their current road patheticness here, and not a moment to soon.

Neon Black · Post #3 » by **Neon Black** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:15 am

yeah they will probably win this game, which will unfortunately not prove very much.

Duiz · Post #4 » by **Duiz** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:17 am

The whole Jazz team is just spectacular. I mean, so freaking random. Emma Watson, mutant chicken brewer, and a picture of memo for the All-Star, as well as a Russian chick with a big russian weapon. ROFLMAO!!!! You made my day!

Kaman - Masterpiece roflmao!!111

Kayariel · Post #5 » by **Kayariel** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:00 am

very nice game thread :clap:

i hope we can find a way to win away games starting with this one

Post #6 » by **FJS** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:49 am

STATS

12-24
TEAMS LEADERS
POINTS PER GAME

20.3 ppg

REBOUNDS PER GAME

13.8 rpg

ASSISTS PER GAME

and

4.5 apg

BLOCKS PER GAME

3.14 bpg

STEALS PER GAME

1.45 spg

23-18
TEAMS LEADERS
POINTS PER GAME

22.8 ppg

REBOUNDS PER GAME

10.8 rpg

ASSISTS PER GAME

9.1 apg

BLOCKS PER GAME

1.81 bpg

STEALS PER GAME

1.90 spg

xstockholmsyndromex · Post #7 » by **xstockholmsyndromex** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:31 pm

The Jazz SHOULD win this one.....it would be nice to get a road win....since we have lost the last 4 on the road, and 11 of the last 12.

GO JAZZ!

carrottop12 · Post #8 » by **carrottop12** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:20 pm

This game is about stopping Sam Cassell, if he gets hot he can tear the Jazz apart like he did to the Suns the other night, if not the Jazz should be able to win this game on the road.

Who knows though with this team.

seejaydeja · Post #9 » by **seejaydeja** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:12 pm

jazz lose by 5

carrottop12 · Post #10 » by **carrottop12** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:57 am

This will be the first time I will be able to watch this MLK day game in the past few seasons, I'm kind of excited to wake up and be able to watch a Jazz game instead of having to have to wait until I get out of work.

I've got a boner.

Duiz · Post #11 » by **Duiz** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:59 am

I think we'll win in a close one.

Racer X · Post #12 » by **Racer X** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:42 pm

Batronuj wrote:This will be the first time I will be able to watch this MLK day game in the past few seasons, I'm kind of excited to wake up and be able to watch a Jazz game instead of having to have to wait until I get out of work.

I've got a boner.

Me too, but only because I cant get my car out of this ****ing blizzard.

dalekjazz · Post #13 » by **dalekjazz** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:40 pm

The Clippers are Utah's b!tch always.

seejaydeja · Post #14 » by **seejaydeja** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:10 pm

Kaman didn't dominate in the last game like he has been this season, he should be back today and will probably go off for 40+ im guessing

Racer X · Post #15 » by **Racer X** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:08 pm

Hart is awful. Clips went on a 7-1 run with Deron on the bench to end the quarter. We couldnt do anything on offense.

schneiderjazz · Post #16 » by **schneiderjazz** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:11 pm

Racer X wrote:Hart is awful. Clips went on a 7-1 run with Deron on the bench to end the quarter. We couldnt do anything on offense.

Jazz should just waive him and sign any other free agent PG. We're 42 games into the season and he has played maybe 3 or 4 good games. I don't know if anyone can do a worse job than he's doing.

trueblue8to5 · Post #17 » by **trueblue8to5** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:26 pm

Once again CJ is someones bitch on a screen, same exact deal with Webster.

Why can't he emphasize contact.

Tabasco · Post #18 » by **Tabasco** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:38 pm

Wow that was a horrible call on Milsap.

Racer X · Post #19 » by **Racer X** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:40 pm

Good half for Jazz. Should be up by more, but the refs bailed the Clips out at the end.

I LOVE the way Korver fits in with Booze and Deron. That sequence where Korver got the assist to Deron was just a thing of beauty to watch.

seejaydeja · Post #20 » by **seejaydeja** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:03 pm

Haha, Oh my God, for someone who gets so much hype for being a tough football player type, harp can turn into a big puss.y in the paint.