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JamesOn Curry arrested for public urination/resist. arrest !

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Post#81 » by jax98 » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:42 pm

It's urination.

Seriously, only in America you get arrested for that. Hell, I've taken a piss downtown Copenhagen where the alley I entered was already occupied by a police officer.

As long as you're not pissing on an old lady at the local 7-11, you're good.
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Post#82 » by NLK » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:08 pm

Barkley is right what he said on Waddle & Silvy. The players always think they're right & correct, when the fans & coaches think they're not. The players are freaking idiots. JamesOn is no exception to being classified as an idiot.

It seems we've entered some crazy @$$ blackhole or vortex where now we're the Midwestern Portland Jail-Blazers. :nonono:
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Post#83 » by JackFinn » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:22 pm

:eek1:

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A bunch a crazies, the whole lot a ya. I'm proud to be a part of this board.

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Post#84 » by JackFinn » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:28 pm

girlygirl wrote:Me not being a guy, this bothers me more than it seems to bother most of you.


Trust me, the group of studs in this thread far from represent men. Next I'm expecting to read posts like "Please. If I had a nickel for every time I went two'zies at a Tower Records in the Salsa section."

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Post#85 » by DASMACKDOWN » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:39 pm

Magilla_Gorilla wrote:-= original quote snipped =-




One guy, in the D league, pisses on a wall - and suddenly we are the JailBlazers?

Please.


Ok maybe not that bad. But im just saying from a point of the expectations, the bad gameplay, the firing of a coach Christmas eve, the suspension of a teammate by the players, the in house fighting and now a D-league player getting arrested....this is one crazy season. Everyone thought the Knicks were in dismay but we are much much worse.
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Post#86 » by NLK » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:06 pm

An Ode to JamesOn Curry & his inability to hold it

Sorry if someone posted a link similar to this.
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Post#87 » by Ben » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:32 pm

Magilla_Gorilla wrote:Eh. They're misdemeanors. C'mon - who hasn't pissed on a building before?


So if JamesOn were President of the U.S. he could be impeached for this. High crimes & misdemeanors, dontcha know.

Great thread. Some truly fabulous responses, too many to list. :rofl:
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Post#88 » by richard » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:54 pm

DASMACKDOWN wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



Ok maybe not that bad. But im just saying from a point of the expectations, the bad gameplay, the firing of a coach Christmas eve, the suspension of a teammate by the players, the in house fighting and now a D-league player getting arrested....this is one crazy season. Everyone thought the Knicks were in dismay but we are much much worse.


i think the knicks have it much worse.

- a plane fight between player and coach.
- the coach and gm making weekly comments about his job status.
- the coach and gm guilty of sexual harassment.
- the pf and c not being able to play together.
- the pg's father dying and missing about a month of action.
- the players voting to suspend the pg, then the coach playing him anyway.
- the center's house getting robbed, and family being held at gunpoint.
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Post#89 » by Wingy » Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:57 pm

...at least he didn't try to sell them anything.

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Post#90 » by Bullsville » Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:58 pm

Wingy wrote:...at least he didn't try to sell them anything.

:beer:


Maybe that's the problem- instead of selling some of it, now he's smoking it all up, which hindered his decision-making ability?
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Post#91 » by Scott May » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:06 pm

I hear Ronnie Ballard is the leading candidate to take JamesOn's roster spot.

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Post#92 » by Scott May » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:08 pm

girlygirl wrote:Me not being a guy, this bothers me more than it seems to bother most of you. I'm sorry, but why is he peeing in public in the first place? Boise Idaho has indoor bathrooms, I'm sure!

The only people I have sympathy for when it comes to peeing in public (assuming you aren't out in the woods miles away from a toilet or some such thing) are the homeless. They may have no choice but to pee against a wall or a tree. Everyone else should be able to find a private or public restroom to use. If you can't hold it in for a few minutes so you can find a toilet in a fas station or restaurant or somewhere like that, maybe you need to start wearing Depends


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Post#93 » by Bullsville » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:38 pm

I just heard on MJH that JOC also had paraphernalia on him when he was arrested.

I only heard the tail end of the conversation, so I don't have any more details, sorry.
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Post#94 » by fleet » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:34 pm

Disturbing photo. JamesOn needs a new cutman.

JamesOn Currys picture taken after his arrest.

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Post#95 » by TB#1 » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:46 pm

http://www.realgm.com/src_wiretap_archi ... for_curry/

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The Chicago Bulls are still considering how to punish rookie guard JamesOn Curry, who was arrested Thursday in Boise, Idaho for urinating in public.

According to K.C. Johnson of the Chicago Tribune, Bulls GM John Paxson is considering everything from releasing the second-round pick to suspending him.

Curry is currently on assignment with the Iowa Energy in the D-League.


In a related story, the Iowa Energy yesterday held a team meeting and voted unanimously to petition the Boise police chief to up the charges to defecating in public.
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Post#96 » by suckfish » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:48 pm

GM John Paxson is considering everything from releasing the second-round pick to suspending him.


I wonder if Paxson is really considering both of those two options listed above.

Releasing him? I don't think thats necessary, not that I think Paxson would actually seriously consider it an option. I hope not anyway.
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Post#97 » by emperorjones » Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:19 pm

Is it just me???

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Post#98 » by ubernathan » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:32 pm

I can sort of imagine why he would resist arrest.

"Sir, I'll have to ask you to come with me."
"Hold on man, I gotta finish! Don't wanna piss on my pants!"
"Sir you are resisting arrest!"
"At least let me zip up!!!"

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