If the NBA were a High School...

treiz · Post #81 » by **treiz** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:22 pm

Houston - The smart kid that can't get past the first semester.

Boston - Complete makeover made her HAWT!

NJ - Smart and all, just a bit of an idiot and doesn't use his ability to its full potential.

Bulls - The guy that looks sporty but doesn't know anything about sport.

Spurs - That col European kid with an accent.

GState - That little lovable thug.

Knicks - The rich fat kid who gets picked on for being stupid as hell. Pretty much the one that gets bullied nearly everyday.

Pistons - The smart, straight A student.

Portland - New chick on the block

Lakers - The most popular kid

Magic - The kid whos parents won the lottery and now thinks he's the shizzle, life then eventually goes back to normal.

Miami - Teacher's pet.

NO - The poor kid but so lovable.

xstockholmsyndromex · Post #82 » by **xstockholmsyndromex** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:41 pm

WarFan wrote:GS - The new little Asian kid who doesn't speak English. Acts tough and walks around with a crazy look in his eyes, everyones kind of scared of him 'cause he might know Karate. One day he gets all agitated for no reason in the cafeteria and beats the hell out of the class valedictorian, then gets squashed when he goes after the captain of the football team.

Classic.

Great Thread!

Harry Heinous · Post #83 » by **Harry Heinous** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:44 pm

David Stern- The old professor who clearly flirts and lusts over the hottest girls in class.

KRANG · Post #84 » by **KRANG** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:11 pm

Denver - the kids in high school that would do anything for attention like get tattoos and flashy rims for his car but still no one likes them.

Phoenix - The bunch of fake-ass whiney drama queens that cry too mommy all the time.

Toronto - The wimps that believe fighting is always wrong even when their own friends get hurt.

Knicks - The fat slow witted kid that is funny to laugh at in the beginning of the year. But by the end its not funny anymore, its just sad.

David Stern - The principal that everyone hates, but is still afraid of.

http://www.last.fm/user/DPF55 · Post #85 » by **Buck You** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:30 pm

Bucks-The kid who never improves with his grades or looks, just stays the same throughout high school and has a boring personality. Also has parents that are dumb as rocks which make him dumb as a rock.

hermes · Post #86 » by **hermes** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:46 pm

this thread is the best

SmoothKobra · Post #87 » by **SmoothKobra** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:15 pm

KRANG wrote:David Stern - The principal that everyone hates, but is still afraid of.

So true.

litex · Post #88 » by **litex** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:53 pm

the Nets are the crazy kid who doesn't seem all that tough and looks ugly as hell, but occasionally goes nuts and seems really dangerous.

the Spurs are the rich kid with the perfect life. perfect grades, hot girl, never gets into trouble or makes noise because he never has to. Also, he's really cultured and has travelled the world.

the Raptors are the European transfer kid who gets a certain amount of tail because of his accent and fashion sense, but things always end with him getting beat down by the traditionally popular kids

the Suns are that kid who was the coolest dude around not so long ago, and he's still pretty popular, but everyone's growing up and he's still stuck where he is and you just know that a couple years ago was the best time of his life.

the Celtics' dad used to be a huge star jock back in the day, but the son was just a nerd. That is until the summer, where he grew 5 inches and added 25 lbs. of muscle. Now he's starting on varsity and dating the hottest chick around.

the Heat were totally the man in like 7th grade, but then they got all burnt out and now look even older than they are and will probably get left back.

the Warriors are the feisty little dude who talks a lot of trash and occasionally takes down a bully, but mostly he just keeps people entertained.

the Pistons have it all and know it, so they never try. Rich, smart and good looking, they never study, never practice, and just coast through life content to be really good but not great.

the Hornets are the poor kid who never gets noticed and who never had any friends, only suddenly everyone's realizing all of a sudden that he's awesome and great at sports, but his family still don't give a ****.

the Nuggets think they're cool, but mostly they just have a lot of overpriced stuff and only get invited to parties cause they sell weed on the side.

the Blazers just came back from juvie all straightened out and hard working.

the Knicks are rich but fat and stupid and get beaten up and laughed at all the time.

kookie_819 · Post #89 » by **kookie_819** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:06 am

The Magic are the typical average, usually hard-working kid, who doesn't get much attention until he comes back to school with the most popular clothes, most expensive shoes, and the most popular gadgets, etc. He gained some popularity, but now people are tired of the same crap over and over again. He needs to get something new, or he'll go back to being average.

BlueLancerEvo · Post #90 » by **BlueLancerEvo** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:11 am

Boston celtics ..

the kid who everyone ridiculed for years and years and years .. until he went out and bought some guns and shot everyone.

CupcakeNoFillin · Post #91 » by **CupcakeNoFillin** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:40 am

WarFan wrote:GS - The new little Asian kid who doesn't speak English. Acts tough and walks around with a crazy look in his eyes, everyones kind of scared of him 'cause he might know Karate. One day he gets all agitated for no reason in the cafeteria and beats the hell out of the class valedictorian, then gets squashed when he goes after the captain of the football team.

He Hate Me · Post #92 » by **He Hate Me** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:49 am

RealGM: The juniors that got on the yearbook commitee and tried to embarass and mock as many of the cool seniors as possible, but showed love to that kinda nerdy girl that they had secretly liked since 6th grade.

Pats19andO · Post #93 » by **Pats19andO** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:42 am

The Knicks would be Cartman
The Pacers would be Mr Garrison
The Hornets would be Kenny
The Rockets would be Stan( nothing special)
The Celtics would be jesus
And Sam Cassel would be god ( ugly as heck if youve seen that episode)

CupcakeNoFillin · Post #94 » by **CupcakeNoFillin** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:44 am

The Mavericks = I AM LEGEND

Good movie until that gay ending.

kookie_819 · Post #95 » by **kookie_819** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:54 am

BlueLancerEvo wrote:Boston celtics ..

the kid who everyone ridiculed for years and years and years .. until he went out and bought some guns and shot everyone.

Kind of funny until it reminded me of VT

Mad Balla 15 · Post #96 » by **Mad Balla 15** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:56 am

Knicks - The kid that has a lot of money and tries to buy friends but finally realizes that the friends he buys are only after his money, not his friendship

Nets - The kid that has a lot of potential and studies hard but most of the time comes up short on tests/exams. But you know the potential is still there.

Raptors - The foreign leader of the school

Harry Heinous · Post #97 » by **Harry Heinous** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:40 am

Raptors - "I am a sex ma-chine!" "Do joo want to touch my penis?"

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