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O/T: The HUMOR on this board... 

Post#1 » by StutterStep » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:47 pm

There was a time when the humor on this board was straight-up HILLARIOUS!

Guys like Krok, MajorLeads and countless others could really make you LOL at work and have your co-workers think you'd lost it...

Any thread could become fodder for pure hellish comedy. Nowadays when one opens a thread, no matter the topic, we have these clowns with no comedic timing or material trying to make a joke.

It's not working! So, please stop! If you are corny in real life in that your friends don't laugh at your stupid jokes, chances are, over the the dead-air of the internet, your jokes will fall flat.

This board has lost a lot of things, and HUMOR is one of them, especially when being attempted by people who are just plain corny.
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Post#2 » by king_k4life » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:49 pm

Once the mods removed the penis's of all the users the humor sort of left


If I can't show Serena Williams in a cat suit then I Can't TELL NO JOKES !!!
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Post#3 » by richardhutnik » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:55 pm

With a complaint like this, I am going to visit the Comedy Central discussion forum and DEMAND that they give me better Knicks information.

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Post#4 » by Jose7 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:57 pm

Damn I miss krok and his chinese girlfriend.
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Post#5 » by StutterStep » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:02 pm

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Post#6 » by boomann21 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:02 pm

Damn I was funny back in those days.
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Post#7 » by StutterStep » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:02 pm

^yes, you were... what chased you away?
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Post#8 » by Jose7 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:06 pm

Coke = greatest poster of all time as far as I'm concered, BK is up there too.
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Post#9 » by boomann21 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:07 pm

^^ It's hard to be comical when my favorite team is not getting any breaks.
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Post#10 » by richardhutnik » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:08 pm

king_k4life wrote:Once the mods removed the penis's of all the users the humor sort of left

If I can't show Serena Williams in a cat suit then I Can't TELL NO JOKES !!!


Is that out of protest or are all your jokes predicated upon showing Serena Williams in a cat suit?

If you are able to make an audience laugh by just making jokes predicated upon showing Serena Williams in a cat suit, I suggest you do get an agent and take the act on the road.

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Post#11 » by boomann21 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:08 pm

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Post#12 » by DDV » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:14 pm

major was resurrected as space cadet and posted right before the season started but havent seen em since then :(
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Post#13 » by boomann21 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:15 pm

Coke and Bk were jsut the favorites amongst the men who liked other men.
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Post#14 » by DDV » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:19 pm

coke and bk were last seen on another knicks board threatning each other and arranging a fight
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Post#15 » by runnyc » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:30 pm

boomann21 wrote:Damn I was funny back in those days.


You still are. :kiss
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Post#16 » by Manhattan Project » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:35 pm

The problem is that is someone thinks their funny they take it and run, they fail to realize that it is a craft. To be funny and actually stay in line for a long time is something no poster has grasped since Coke really. Some have come close but no one can truly match.

Also posters need to realize that posters get in trouble outside of this board usually, Its not like there is the MSG Security in here... I think... I hope.
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Post#17 » by boomann21 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:36 pm

runnyc wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



You still are. :kiss


stop rubbing my ballz C, you going to give me an erection. :wink:
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Post#18 » by blueNorange » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:38 pm

DDV wrote:coke and bk were last seen on another knicks board threatning each other and arranging a fight
It was one of the funniest, yet saddest thread I've ever read.

BK: "Meet me in front of my house"

Coke: "Buy me the plane ticket"

BK: "Meet in the parking lot"

Coke: "I said buy my plane ticket"

This pretty much goes on for 6 pages.
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Post#19 » by Jose7 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:40 pm

bNo is a poser. No one liked him on MSG fanzone, and no one likes him here! Plus, I owned him in 2k7 with Ray Allen & Saer Sene
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Post#20 » by boomann21 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:41 pm

Manhattan Project wrote:The problem is that is someone thinks their funny they take it and run, they fail to realize that it is a craft. To be funny and actually stay in line for a long time is something no poster has grasped since Coke really. Some have come close but no one can come close.

Also posters need to realize that posters get in trouble outside of this board usually, Its not like there is the MSG Security in here... I think... I hope.


I have no idea what you are saying here. Are we close or not?
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