OT: Darrick Martin, a decade of brilliance

stopnpop · Post #1 » by **stopnpop** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:20 am

I recently clicked on DMarts career stats, and he has not shot higher than 38% in the last 10 seasons. He has a yr at 0%, he hasn't been above 35% in 6 yrs. This man needs to write a book about getting very lucrative, and competitive jobs while performing poorly at every turn. He needs an infomercial, he is a legend. DMart is also a known trash talker, who once talked trash to MJ, he must have the biggest onions of all time. I would love to see DMart vs. Hump in a one on one showdown, can u imagine the shots?

raps4life~ · Post #2 » by **raps4life~** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:29 am

buddy, we need him to teach our young PGs!

BeNicePlz · Post #3 » by **BeNicePlz** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:29 am

My man D-Mart does it all.

stopnpop · Post #4 » by **stopnpop** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:31 am

raps4life~ wrote:buddy, we need him to teach our young PGs!

lol...I think he actually learned Spanish in anticipation of the future job prospects as a mentor.

EdMar_Davis · Post #5 » by **EdMar_Davis** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:34 am

The legend of D-Mart, they guy is amazing.

Post #6 » by **Schad** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:36 am

You sometimes hear the phrase "he does the most with the least" in regards to players that succeed despite having limited 'talent'. Derrick Murray is a special case...he has little talent, and does little with it, and yet has stuck in the NBA for the better part of two centuries (give or take).

He's an inspiration to the talentless everywhere.

Ill Mago · Post #7 » by **Ill Mago** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:38 am

Btw, this topic is not OT.

I think his personality is what keeps him around.
Wasn't he key to the success of a championship UCLA team?
I'm not sure.

stopnpop · Post #8 » by **stopnpop** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:38 am

Schadenfreude wrote:You sometimes hear the phrase "he does the most with the least" in regards to players that succeed despite having limited 'talent'. Derrick Murray is a special case...he has little talent, and does little with it, and yet has stuck in the NBA for the better part of two centuries (give or take).

He's an inspiration to the talentless everywhere.

awesome..lol

Darrick Martin · Post #9 » by **Darrick Martin** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:45 am

Darrick Martin **** on guys like Kobe on a consistent basis. Here's a fine example of such feats:

Boogie! · Post #10 » by **Boogie!** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:48 am

the title made me lol. darrick martin is my hero. i wish i could make millions to practice and crack jokes with nba players.

Post #11 » by **Schad** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:48 am

Darrick Martin wrote:Darrick Martin **** on guys like Kobe on a consistent basis. Here's a fine example of such feats:

(picture)

Kobe looks shocked at the absolutely effortless two points standing in front of him.

raps4life~ · Post #12 » by **raps4life~** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:48 am

Ill Mago wrote:

Btw, this topic is not OT.

I think his personality is what keeps him around.
Wasn't he key to the success of a championship UCLA team?
I'm not sure.

why the pink?

alysomji · Post #13 » by **alysomji** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:49 am

raps4life~ wrote:why the pink?

It's gay pride day on RealGM.

Boogie! · Post #14 » by **Boogie!** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:53 am

lol... seriously though why'd you choose pink it makes me laugh. is it because darrick murray chooses pink? or because jamario moon has a pink book bag?

Darrick Martin · Post #15 » by **Darrick Martin** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:53 am

Schadenfreude wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

Kobe looks shocked at the absolutely effortless two points standing in front of him.

As Kobe is entranced by the sheer brillance of the mighty Dmart, the ball is stolen from under him only to see Dmart on a breakaway while grabbing his wife's ass.

Calderon Crew · Post #16 » by **Calderon Crew** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:05 am

Dmart used to wear #15...hmm interesting...

Ill Mago · Post #17 » by **Ill Mago** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:09 am

GUYS, IT'S VIOLET! :banghead:

but yeah. Boogie decided the forum would be a prettier place if we all had pretty colours. He is the originator, the legend. We must follow him down the path to aesthetic greatness.

Edit: It's in honour of Dora the Explorer, and AP's love for her.Also, This forum is anti canadian. IT'S SPELLED COLOUR

ldnk · Post #18 » by **ldnk** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:19 am

I heard that when D-Mart grows a beard that he has a 3rd fist/hand behind his beard. It is rumoured that this hand shoots .186 from the 3-point line.

marcroboy · Post #19 » by **marcroboy** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:27 am

Oh no plz, last thing we want is to make D mart a legend....

chsh22 · Post #20 » by **chsh22** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:13 am

Boogie! wrote:the title made me lol. darrick martin is my hero. i wish i could make millions to practice and crack jokes with nba players.

Who wouldn't?