Interesting read: Gilbert's worst physical pain experience

Yi Jian Lian · Post #1 » by **Yi Jian Lian** » Thu Feb 7, 2008 9:07 pm

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsports ... there.html

"When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend's razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything -- just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers."

Post #2 » by **Sleepy51** » Thu Feb 7, 2008 9:19 pm

That is the worst thing I've ever read. How do I get rid of that image? You have ruined my life.

shucknjive · Post #3 » by **shucknjive** » Thu Feb 7, 2008 9:40 pm

Agent weirdo. Very nice

warriortone · Post #4 » by **warriortone** » Thu Feb 7, 2008 9:47 pm

I just want to know who talked him into it. My guess is that Dampier was involved.

zero · Post #5 » by **zero** » Thu Feb 7, 2008 10:00 pm

LOLOLOL

eeeew

BooRadley · Post #6 » by **BooRadley** » Thu Feb 7, 2008 10:15 pm

Gilbert's IQ must be really low. No wonder he's just a chucker who'll never lead a team anywhere. I'm sure Foyle had something to do with this.

crzy · Post #7 » by **crzy** » Thu Feb 7, 2008 10:23 pm

BMiller52 · Post #8 » by **BMiller52** » Thu Feb 7, 2008 11:56 pm

WTF?

Post #9 » by **FNQ** » Fri Feb 8, 2008 2:46 am

Gilbert Arenas, Dumbass wrote:The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything -- just raw flesh.

All I know is, if my doctor tells me to put a little of the medicine on my junk, I put a LITTLE OF THE MEDICINE ON IT. He's a friggin doctor.

WotsEtngGilbert · Post #10 » by **WotsEtngGilbert** » Fri Feb 8, 2008 8:46 am

"I used my girlfriend's razor, which was rusty ...."

conclusion----Two birdbrains and no bushes!

Post #11 » by **Sleepy51** » Fri Feb 8, 2008 2:54 pm

I hope this puts to rest the renounce Baron to sign Gil mania around here. If there's one guy I don't want trying to "lead" my team, it's a guy who shaves his keloid covered nads with a rusty lady bic.

He plays it as eccentric, but ultimately, Gil is dumb as a stump.

Left*My*Heart · Post #12 » by **Left*My*Heart** » Fri Feb 8, 2008 2:57 pm

Arenas is just too weird for me.

dareru · Post #13 » by **dareru** » Fri Feb 8, 2008 6:33 pm

Gilbert needs to learn how to shut his mouth.

GTO · Post #14 » by **GTO** » Fri Feb 8, 2008 7:14 pm

Who do you think convinced him to shave?

Deity Allah · Post #15 » by **Deity Allah** » Fri Feb 8, 2008 9:07 pm

Wayyyyy Too much information. Son probably has VD and is throwing this out there so if gets together with a chick that might have happened to read this, he can use that as his excuse of why "It looks like that" down there, lmao

BROWN · Post #16 » by **BROWN** » Sat Feb 9, 2008 5:58 pm

i shave all the time down there, nothing happens