Gilbert Arenas on Clippers

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Gilbert Arenas on Clippers 

Post#1 » by GTO » Fri Feb 8, 2008 7:21 pm

When asked about the worst physical pain he's ever experienced, Gil gives an answer, after the jump, that is possibly offensive and will almost definitely make you cringe:


"When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend's razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything -- just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers."


http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsp...down_there.html


See, that's why the Clippers are good for the league.
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Post#2 » by KB89 » Fri Feb 8, 2008 7:40 pm

I wish I hadn't have read this. Ouch.
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Post#3 » by Harry Heinous » Fri Feb 8, 2008 7:47 pm

:rofl: that's disgusting
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Post#4 » by Troy McClure » Fri Feb 8, 2008 7:50 pm

That sucks.

If he was gonna use a razor, why not buy his own? That's what he gets for being dumb
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Post#5 » by bigballa3jj » Fri Feb 8, 2008 8:23 pm

hahahahaha i love Gil
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Post#6 » by That Nicka » Fri Feb 8, 2008 8:32 pm

Damn, that sucks...
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Post#7 » by Philly Fresh » Fri Feb 8, 2008 8:58 pm

I don't know if I should laugh...or feel extremly sorry
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Post#8 » by Buck You » Fri Feb 8, 2008 9:50 pm

OWWWW.
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Post#9 » by Harry Heinous » Fri Feb 8, 2008 10:17 pm

I use a 3 for my head and down there
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Post#10 » by cool007 » Fri Feb 8, 2008 10:19 pm

Wow!!!

He makes ton of money, why not have her Girlfriend or somebody do it for him instead of going through all that labor himself???

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Post#11 » by kandiking » Fri Feb 8, 2008 10:22 pm

cool007 wrote:Wow!!!

He makes ton of money, why not have her Girlfriend or somebody do it for him instead of going through all that labor himself???


:nonono: :nonono:

he was a 2nd round pick only making about 500k, you can't even feed a family with that, much less buy razors
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Post#12 » by CITYOFANGELSX3 » Fri Feb 8, 2008 11:18 pm

When i use clippers, i end up bleedin. Razor works for me
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Post#13 » by miller31time » Fri Feb 8, 2008 11:53 pm

I've read this before and, unsurprisingly, it just keeps on getting worse.
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Post#14 » by SlickWilly8 » Sat Feb 9, 2008 12:42 am

kandiking wrote:-= original quote snipped =-


:nonono: :nonono:

he was a 2nd round pick only making about 500k, you can't even feed a family with that, much less buy razors


I'm guessing your just jokeing, but do you have any idea what the average national income is?(or are you Latrel Sprewell?)
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Re: Gilbert Arenas on Clippers 

Post#15 » by Wally Cleaver » Sat Feb 9, 2008 12:51 am

GTO wrote:"When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. "


No wonder Mike was gay bashing behind the scenes in D.C. He must've been abhorred when Kwame asked him for advice on how to prevent his testicles from smelling.
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Re: Gilbert Arenas on Clippers 

Post#16 » by Clip34life » Sat Feb 9, 2008 2:37 am

GTO wrote:
When asked about the worst physical pain he's ever experienced, Gil gives an answer, after the jump, that is possibly offensive and will almost definitely make you cringe:


"When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend's razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything -- just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers."


http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsp...down_there.html


See, that's why the Clippers are good for the league.


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Post#17 » by Ocho Cinco » Sat Feb 9, 2008 2:39 am

Best misleading thread title ever.
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Post#18 » by Troy McClure » Sat Feb 9, 2008 3:08 am

CITYOFANGELSX3 wrote:When i use clippers, i end up bleedin. Razor works for me


lulz, wut?
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Post#19 » by Bulls_Dynasty6 » Sat Feb 9, 2008 3:12 am

Uhh...eww?

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