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Name one thing that Larry Harris should do today

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Name one thing that Larry Harris should do today 

Post#1 » by Debit One » Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:20 pm

I'm guessing that today will be a pretty slow day for Larry. Let's help him fill his schedule.

What is one thing that you think Larry should do today?

My entry:

- Send prank memo to Ron Walter, asking him why H. Kohl never responded to LH's message that a Iguodala/Miller for Mo/CV/Simmons deal was done pending Herb's final approval.
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Re: Name one thing that Larry Harris should do today 

Post#2 » by vlietinho » Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:23 pm

resign?
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Post#3 » by blkout » Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:25 pm

Reveal his secret life as an internet porn phenomenon, getting fired for this before suiing wrongful dismissal and bankrupting Kohl, then using his porn earnings to buy the team back and revealing he was really a basketballing genius all along that was just being held back by Kohl. Stars in a few more porn movies, wins a few championships, retires.
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Post#4 » by IrishRainbow » Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:32 pm

Larry the Snake feature in Anaconda
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Post#5 » by BuckSkins Fan » Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:45 pm

I`d say LH is going to sleep in, show up late, log onto RealGM and admit that he is europa.
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Post#6 » by Matt Foley » Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:48 pm

atleast tell the media that he tried to make moves but ended up getting c*** blocked by Kohl.
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Post#7 » by Debit One » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:28 pm

Maybe he should meet Europa for lunch and slip him the audio tapes from the infamous team meeting.

Oh, and also give him the incriminating pictures of CV & HK.
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Post#8 » by EastSideBucksFan » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:40 pm

He should get drunk....and hire a driver :wink:


Or maybe he did that yesterday already
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Post#9 » by LUKE23 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:46 pm

Start drinking, heavily.
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Post#10 » by PaBuck » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:56 pm

Start preparing for the Draft. It is the only avenue allowed by the Senator to acquire new players!
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Post#11 » by MickeyDavis » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:12 pm

PaBuck wrote:Start preparing for the Draft. It is the only avenue allowed by the Senator to acquire new players!


LH won't be here on draft day.
I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it.
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Post#12 » by Johnny Newman » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:16 pm

Citizen.Eras3d wrote:Reveal his secret life as an internet porn phenomenon, getting fired for this before suiing wrongful dismissal and bankrupting Kohl, then using his porn earnings to buy the team back and revealing he was really a basketballing genius all along that was just being held back by Kohl. Stars in a few more porn movies, wins a few championships, retires.


His porn name is Larry the "Snake" Harris. :rofl:
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Post#13 » by carmelbrownqueen » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:24 pm

Hire a headhunter to help him find a new position.
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Post#14 » by coolhandluke121 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:31 pm

I think he's going to continue doing what he always does when things get rough, which is call Isaiah Thomas for some advice.
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Post#15 » by DPGBucks » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:32 pm

He'll wake up..apply his hair gel...look in the mirror and remind himself that he's good enough.... smart enough..... and darn it, people like him.
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Post#16 » by SidTheMan4 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:33 pm

I think he should call daddy to get him a video coordinator job like he did in 1989.
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Post#17 » by pilprin » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:34 pm

Drink a bottle of Jack on the way to visit Herb.

Find Herb and kick him squarely in the nuts!
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Post#18 » by bigkurty » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:35 pm

If he is going drinking, he should let me know where at. I would like to buy the man a drink or two. IMO, he was handicapped by Kohl and his cronies during his whole tenure and thats tough.

If I were him, I would wait until tomorrow, and meet us out at Fitzgibbons for the post game show. LH, if you are reading, you are definitely invited buddy. Get your ass over there and hang out with us.
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Post#19 » by LISTEN2JAZZ » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:40 pm

What LH should do today is line up some radio interviews that will really entertain us Bucks fans this week. Spill some serious beans. You're getting fired anyway, so it's not like you're going to spend your week scouting potential 2nd rounders.
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Post#20 » by zmanishere11 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:46 pm

-Take a dump in Kohls garbage can

-Flood Kohls email with trades that don't work on the RealGM trade checker

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