Webber conspiracy theory

Souvlaki · Post #1 » by **Souvlaki** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:34 am

Ok. What are the odds that Nelson had Mullin sign Webber just so he could be the one to bench him and end his career. Nelson is just enough of a sneaky machiavellian bastard to pull this off. Only the 4th time Webber has ever come off the bench? Wow. That's gotta bruise his ego. Nelly loves it.

Mind you, it's perfect because Webber really is garbage at this point in his "career" and no one would really question Nelson. Don is a better judge of talent for this not to be the case.

Post #2 » by **GSWbandwagon** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:22 am

its looking like webber is a situational player, sort of like a specialist reliever in baseball. his minutes may come when we're playing big bruising types and if a game gets bogged down into half court station to station basketball.

i would be pretty surprised if cohan went along with spending a half mil on nellie's mental masturbation.

Souvlaki · Post #3 » by **Souvlaki** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:15 am

GSWbandwagon wrote:its looking like webber is a situational player, sort of like a specialist reliever in baseball. his minutes may come when we're playing big bruising types and if a game gets bogged down into half court station to station basketball.

i would be pretty surprised if cohan went along with spending a half mil on nellie's mental masturbation.

Who said anything about Nelly telling anyone?

TB · Post #4 » by TB » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:06 am

Your reaching further than Dhalsim in Street Fighter.

Yi Jian Lian · Post #5 » by **Yi Jian Lian** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:23 am

TB wrote:Your reaching further than Dhalsim in Street Fighter.

Souvlaki · Post #6 » by **Souvlaki** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:39 pm

Oh come on now. Can't I have some fun? It's easier on my mental state if I think this is just some big FU plan by Nelson to Webber. Otherwise it makes no sense and is just a tad infuriating.

Post #7 » by **Sleepy51** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:48 pm

Souvlaki wrote:Oh come on now. Can't I have some fun? It's easier on my mental state if I think this is just some big FU plan by Nelson to Webber. Otherwise it makes no sense and is just a tad infuriating.

For a while I thought he just signed him to use as an expiring in a deal to be named later with a team Chris didn't want to play for, but that didn't pan out.

I have to remind myself every day not to hate . . . we're stuck with him.

:-?

uweblab · Post #8 » by **uweblab** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:23 pm

we signed Webber, the fakers traded for Gasol....
wonderful.... :banghead:

DeeZi · Post #9 » by **DeeZi** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:31 pm

Everyone thinks the Gasol trade set off the flurry of trades in the West. But the Webber signing set the whole thing off by scaring the Lakers to trade for Gasol. We screwed ourselves! Now every team in the West got better as a result of us and all we have to show for it is a guy who can barely get a few inches off the ground.

Post #10 » by **FNQ** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:53 am

DeeZi wrote:Everyone thinks the Gasol trade set off the flurry of trades in the West. But the Webber signing set the whole thing off by scaring the Lakers to trade for Gasol. We screwed ourselves! Now every team in the West got better as a result of us and all we have to show for it is a guy who can barely get a few inches off the ground.

What does Al Harrington have to do with this at all?

Twinkie defense · Post #11 » by **Twinkie defense** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:09 am

GSWbandwagon wrote:its looking like webber is a situational player, sort of like a specialist reliever in baseball. his minutes may come when we're playing big bruising types and if a game gets bogged down into half court station to station basketball.

That's what I figure. And is it so bad, given the alternatives?

gswwhoops! · Post #12 » by **gswwhoops!** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:50 am

510Reggae wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

What does Al Harrington have to do with this at all?

Yo! Leave Alice out of this....K?